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Drinking. It's fun!

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I have been drinking since

    I was a freshman in highschool.

    You must be really drunk by now.

    I've had an IV filled with Colt 45 plugged into my arm 24/7 for about 7 years.

    SA on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, never put your definition of old within 6 years of your actual age. It's just depressing.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    i havent ever had alcohol

    im just not particular interested in being drunk around the people who drink
    And yet your punctuation is as atrocious as any alcoholic's!

    You fucking take that back!

    I'm a functional alcoholic, and I NEVER use, wrong punctuation!

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I have been drinking since

    I was a freshman in highschool.

    You must be really drunk by now.

    jordyn have i ever told you how much i enjoy your posts like this one

    Kovak on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
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    He drinks alone.

    Yeah, with nobody else.

    I have my wife, who is playing WOW, and I am currently drinking a really horrible kind of beer.

    LIGHT BEER.

    Fucking diet.

    He prefers to be by himself.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i am actually on my way to go to the store now to get some alcohol

    then i will probably watch a movie all by my lonesome

    potatoe on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I had a glass of Riesling with dinner tonight.

    It's either that or Chardonnay as long as we eat in, cuz Mom's a big white wine fan.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have been drinking since halfway through senior year of high school (though I was technically at college so it doesn't count).

    To be fair, nobody at my high school was worth drinking with.

    I have excellent binges and you have all seen pictures that attest to this.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I had a glass of Riesling with dinner tonight.

    It's either that or Chardonnay as long as we eat in, cuz Mom's a big white wine fan.
    God I hate white wine

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    I have been drinking since halfway through senior year of high school (though I was technically at college so it doesn't count).

    To be fair, nobody at my high school was worth drinking with.

    I have excellent binges and you have all seen pictures that attest to this.

    or we can just ask your car

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I had a glass of Riesling with dinner tonight.

    It's either that or Chardonnay as long as we eat in, cuz Mom's a big white wine fan.

    White wine, helping white women something something since something.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I had a glass of Riesling with dinner tonight.

    It's either that or Chardonnay as long as we eat in, cuz Mom's a big white wine fan.
    God I hate white wine

    Apparently, that means you aren't classy.

    I don't know.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    I have been drinking since halfway through senior year of high school (though I was technically at college so it doesn't count).

    To be fair, nobody at my high school was worth drinking with.

    I have excellent binges and you have all seen pictures that attest to this.

    man

    joint-enrolling

    in retrospect, I don't regret it

    I just...man, I don't know

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    I have been drinking since halfway through senior year of high school (though I was technically at college so it doesn't count).

    To be fair, nobody at my high school was worth drinking with.

    I have excellent binges and you have all seen pictures that attest to this.

    this is basically my opinion

    it's just not worth getting drunk with these people

    i can have much more fun with my guitar and no alcohol

    i mean really when i am around these people it is basically hey lets just wait for kovak to say funny things because he is funny and we suck

    Kovak on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I had a glass of Riesling with dinner tonight.

    It's either that or Chardonnay as long as we eat in, cuz Mom's a big white wine fan.
    God I hate white wine

    Apparently, that means you aren't classy.

    I don't know.
    I love a good red wine how ever.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have a little more than half of a $20 bottle of Absolute. I think I'm going to try to finish that tomorrow.

    I need to go get more Heineken Dark. It's my favorite beer and I only know 2 places in town that consistently have it.

    That stuff is so good.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've always viewed red wine as more classy.

    Tannins!

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I went to Cancun with my parents when I was 15. I purposely got separated from my parents one evening and was served alcohol left and right.

    I spent all my allowance that night.

    SA on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What should I mix my Jager with guys.

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    ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Listen to this..

    Today at the gas pump I was pumping gas. I put the thing that holds the handle down on and went in to the store to get a drink. I was in a rush. I drive my car and suddenly my back window shatters. I forgot to remove the nozzle which triggered a hose release and the hose slammed down on my back window and shattered it.

    Moral of the story: I are dumb.

    Shinobi on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    What should I mix my Jager with guys.

    Semen.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    What should I mix my Jager with guys.

    bombs

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    What should I mix my Jager with guys.

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.
    Many liquors are an acquired taste.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I have been drinking since

    I was a freshman in highschool.

    You must be really drunk by now.

    You should write that down for your stand-up.

    I wrote that down for my stand-up and boy are my arms tired!

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thats it

    I'm going to go dig up some booze.

    Thanks alot, dudes.

    SA on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.
    Many liquors are an acquired taste.

    Well I don't really like the taste of alcohol, and I don't like coffee.

    I'm not sure why I thought I'd like it. o.O

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've been drinking wine at dinner since I was like 14.

    We're big on the stuff in my family.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I have been drinking since

    I was a freshman in highschool.

    You must be really drunk by now.

    You should write that down for your stand-up.

    I wrote that down for my stand-up and boy are my arms tired!

    jordyn are you actually doing stand-up

    is this a thing in the main

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i turned 19 and bought a little bottle of sour puss for some reason

    i took a sip and now it's in my closet

    yourclothes on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.
    Many liquors are an acquired taste.

    Well I don't really like the taste of alcohol, and I don't like coffee.

    I'm not sure why I thought I'd like it. o.O

    maybe you thought it'd be reverse-fruitcake

    Skull Man on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    I've been drinking wine at dinner since I was like 14.

    We're big on the stuff in my family.

    The only one who will hang out with you is your dear ol' grand dad.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.
    Many liquors are an acquired taste.

    Well I don't really like the taste of alcohol, and I don't like coffee.

    I'm not sure why I thought I'd like it. o.O
    You wanted to act like a grown up.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.

    Ah, the joys of liquor exploration.

    I bought a big bottle of 99 Bananas one time when I was in college because I thought it was a good idea.

    It was not.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.
    Many liquors are an acquired taste.

    Well I don't really like the taste of alcohol, and I don't like coffee.

    I'm not sure why I thought I'd like it. o.O

    maybe you thought it'd be reverse-fruitcake

    What?

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Also, I pretty much never liked Capt. Morgan until someone got me to taste it mixed with Sprite.

    That was great.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I got this Starbucks Liqueur stuff, because I thought maybe I'd like it

    Yeah, I didn't.

    Threw that shit out before I flew to FL.

    Ah, the joys of liquor exploration.

    I bought a big bottle of 99 Bananas one time when I was in college because I thought it was a good idea.

    It was not.

    My friend Cody loves 99 Oranges.

    And orange soda.

    About 50/50

    I don't think that's a healthy ratio. XD

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    alcahol is eeewwww

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I have been drinking since

    I was a freshman in highschool.

    You must be really drunk by now.

    You should write that down for your stand-up.

    I wrote that down for my stand-up and boy are my arms tired!

    jordyn are you actually doing stand-up

    is this a thing in the main

    I would like to, at some point.

    I just, I don't know...haven't yet.

    I should just do it.

    Shit, guys, I'll be right back gonna go do some stand up

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