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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    token post so that I can track this thread more easily
    It's a bad sign when you start doing that.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Note to world: Do not allow graizur to breed.

    Keep him away from the ditto

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I die very rarely 8-)

    What class?

    Er um warrior, is it?

    I'm level 50 now and apparently that's the highest. Boo :(

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well, mostly I just want an LCD because I don't want to deal with moving a CRT around, and most LCDs are HD anyway.

    I want my videogames to encompass my entire living-room.
    As do I. This is why I've piled up some rocks on the north wall of my living room, bought a bunch of new trees to put in, and am planning to flood a corner of the room. I'm about to start a game of Legend of Zelda, you see.

    I'll help! Let me place the Master Sword! Quick, turn around and bend over.

    Edit: And you're going to need to stay there until a little boy with a silly green hat and pointy ears finds the sword.
    To I get to say "[SIZE=-1]It is dangerous to go alone! Take this." when the boy comes over to my pedestal?[/SIZE]

    Sure. Kid's going to be fucked up enough by the whole experience anyway, I don't see that making it any worse.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    It is dangerous to go alone! Take this.

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    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    Hi, i'm Pele the famous Brazilian soccer player, and now that i'm too old to play football i'm also to old to get an erection, so I take VIAGRA.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Johannen wrote: »
    Hi, i'm Pele the famous Brazilian soccer player, and now that i'm too old to play football i'm also to old to get an erection, so I take VIAGRA.

    You're never too old to play football, dude.

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    James wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Hi, i'm Pele the famous Brazilian soccer player, and now that i'm too old to play football i'm also to old to get an erection, so I take VIAGRA.

    You're never too old to play football, dude.

    You know I mean Soccer right? The real football.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Johannen wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Hi, i'm Pele the famous Brazilian soccer player, and now that i'm too old to play football i'm also to old to get an erection, so I take VIAGRA.

    You're never too old to play football, dude.

    You know I mean Soccer right? The real football.

    Indeed, meaning that the proper phrasing is "You're never too old to die in battle, dude.". God, stupid Americans all disrespecting the footie.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Johannen wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Hi, i'm Pele the famous Brazilian soccer player, and now that i'm too old to play football i'm also to old to get an erection, so I take VIAGRA.

    You're never too old to play football, dude.

    You know I mean Soccer right? The real football.

    Yeah. You're never too old to play football, dude.

    You're too old to play American football when your bones start to break.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
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    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    I...... I think..... I think I give up.

  • MrMisterMrMister 7 cards in hand Registered User regular
    Last night was the first time I've been happy my friend is going into the military. Because I'm pretty sure that was why the police officers let us off with a warning.

    Valuing scholarship above all else, the inhabitants of the Ivory Tower reward those who sacrifice power for knowledge.
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    Fuck this revision for my exam tomorrow... fuck it in its ass until the fucker bleeds, fuck this shit.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Johannen, your foul language has clearly broken the [chat] thread. I hope you're proud. Now go wash your mouth with soap.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    Hey Joh, your senior school uniform practically was my junior school uniform. Just thought I'd let you know.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    The suits or the collared T? The collared T outfit was actually exactly the same as my primary school collared T outfit but the T was blue instead of green. :(

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    Richy wrote: »
    Johannen, your foul language has clearly broken the [chat] thread. I hope you're proud. Now go wash your mouth with soap.

    Fuck soap, fuck it in its sudsy cleaning basic ass! Fuck it like a prisoner gets fucked when he drops it! Fuck it like Britney Spears gets fucked every time she meets a man, except with donkey punches and not so much shaving!

    Oh... and fuck you too!









    :P

  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    Johannen wrote: »
    The suits or the collared T? The collared T outfit was actually exactly the same as my primary school collared T outfit but the T was blue instead of green. :(

    Actually in my first infant school we wore shirt and tie (and a grey jumper), but in my junior school after that we wore the collared T outfit (they actually introduced uniforms when I was in around year 4 if I remember correctly.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    So, I think I'm going to make a website to run games on. Like Phalla games, etc.

    Unfortunately, I have almost no experience in website design or coding. Can anybody recommend any good resources/software?

    Should I be making a H/A thread for this?

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    So, I think I'm going to make a website to run games on. Like Phalla games, etc.

    Unfortunately, I have almost no experience in website design or coding. Can anybody recommend any good resources/software?

    Should I be making a H/A thread for this?

    Like a forum you mean?

  • MrMisterMrMister 7 cards in hand Registered User regular
    I thought someone might be curious about my run-in with the police, but I guess not.

    Thanks chat.

    Valuing scholarship above all else, the inhabitants of the Ivory Tower reward those who sacrifice power for knowledge.
  • HobbesHobbes Registered User
    MrMister wrote: »
    Last night was the first time I've been happy my friend is going into the military. Because I'm pretty sure that was why the police officers let us off with a warning.

    What did you do?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    MrMister wrote: »
    I thought someone might be curious about my run-in with the police, but I guess not.

    Thanks chat.
    I guess I just assumed that it wasn’t interesting if you didn’t give details.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    I thought someone might be curious about my run-in with the police, but I guess not.

    Thanks chat.
    What run-in with the police, Mr^2?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    So, I think I'm going to make a website to run games on. Like Phalla games, etc.

    Unfortunately, I have almost no experience in website design or coding. Can anybody recommend any good resources/software?

    Should I be making a H/A thread for this?

    Like a forum you mean?
    Sounds good. But you should also have a place for people to talk about non-game-related matters that are on their mind. You know, school, politics, news, fun... maybe a general discussion for people who just feel the need to chat...

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    I thought someone might be curious about my run-in with the police, but I guess not.

    Thanks chat.
    You had a run-in with the police? Cool! Did you hear them sing "Every Breath You Take"?

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  • HobbesHobbes Registered User
    @ - Visiblehowl

    http://www.phpbb.com/

    If you want an easy and good forum creator that you don't have to pay for....

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  • MrMisterMrMister 7 cards in hand Registered User regular
    Hobbes wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Last night was the first time I've been happy my friend is going into the military. Because I'm pretty sure that was why the police officers let us off with a warning.

    What did you do?


    My school is building some huge underground parking structure, and we were drunk and went down into hole to look around. I'd already been in once, and it was super-cool, so I was taking a different friend. Plus there weren't even any signs posted, and the fence door was left open.

    Then, like, three cop cars all converged on us, and it was bad news bears. Fortunately, my friend has military ID and they were totally ex-marines. It felt a little gross to receive blatant favoritism, but I wasn't about to rock the boat. I don't want a ticket, or to spend the night in the drunk tank.

    Valuing scholarship above all else, the inhabitants of the Ivory Tower reward those who sacrifice power for knowledge.
  • HobbesHobbes Registered User
    MrMister wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Last night was the first time I've been happy my friend is going into the military. Because I'm pretty sure that was why the police officers let us off with a warning.

    What did you do?


    My school is building some huge underground parking structure, and we were drunk and went down into hole to look around. I'd already been in once, and it was super-cool, so I was taking a different friend. Plus there weren't even any signs posted, and the fence door was left open.

    Then, like, three cop cars all converged on us, and it was bad news bears. Fortunately, my friend has military ID and they were totally ex-marines. It felt a little gross to receive blatant favoritism, but I wasn't about to rock the boat. I don't want a ticket, or to spend the night in the drunk tank.

    They wanted to give you hot marine buttsecks.... Really though, my dad is an retired marine and for some reason marines just have this like special bond where they are like "yo man, i have your back" kind of thing. And when they see a navy guy, they shake their heads in disgust. :P

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  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    MrMister wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Last night was the first time I've been happy my friend is going into the military. Because I'm pretty sure that was why the police officers let us off with a warning.

    What did you do?


    My school is building some huge underground parking structure, and we were drunk and went down into hole to look around. I'd already been in once, and it was super-cool, so I was taking a different friend. Plus there weren't even any signs posted, and the fence door was left open.

    Then, like, three cop cars all converged on us, and it was bad news bears. Fortunately, my friend has military ID and they were totally ex-marines. It felt a little gross to receive blatant favoritism, but I wasn't about to rock the boat. I don't want a ticket, or to spend the night in the drunk tank.

    I thought you had principles!

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    So, I think I'm going to make a website to run games on. Like Phalla games, etc.

    Unfortunately, I have almost no experience in website design or coding. Can anybody recommend any good resources/software?

    Should I be making a H/A thread for this?

    Like a forum you mean?
    Sounds good. But you should also have a place for people to talk about non-game-related matters that are on their mind. You know, school, politics, news, fun... maybe a general discussion for people who just feel the need to chat...

    Well there are two major forum software. On one side you have free open-source phpBB, and on the other you have vBulletin which charges $80 a year or $180 ($30 for updates if you want them) for life. They're both fairly stable and easy to modify if you know what you're doing, except that phpBB is plagued with spambots. I'm hoping phpBB 3 will fix that problem, but that won't be out for a couple months.

    In terms of hosting, you won't need anything too fancy, just make sure you have a fair ammount of bandwidth available and one or two sql databases. You can get some fairly cheap hosting at [URL="http://www.1&1.com"]1&1[/URL] and they'll throw in a domain name for free. You probably won't need anything fancy for a homepage, unless you just throw the forum on the front page.

  • MrMisterMrMister 7 cards in hand Registered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    I thought you had principles!

    I have enough to feel vaguely bad, but good lord do I not have enough to actually ask for punishment.

    Valuing scholarship above all else, the inhabitants of the Ivory Tower reward those who sacrifice power for knowledge.
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    Well, how customized can I make those?

    Basically what I'd like to do is have buttons for voting, stat trackers (who Person X voted for while a monster vs. when not a monster), maybe some other various tools for people running the games.

    I'm looking for a) web design software, and b) how-tos or books. I have to go, but any suggestions would be helpful.

    Or just tell me to go to H/A =P

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    So, I'm just going to throw this one out there.

    Beer floats are the best things on earth. Guinness + vanilla ice cream makes me think the supernatural might exist, and that it has materialized its creamy self inside a pilsner glass.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    So, I'm just going to throw this one out there.

    Beer floats are the best things on earth. Guinness + vanilla ice cream makes me think the supernatural might exist, and that it has materialized its creamy self inside a pilsner glass.
    Hum... I'll have to try that someday.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Well, how customized can I make those?

    Basically what I'd like to do is have buttons for voting, stat trackers (who Person X voted for while a monster vs. when not a monster), maybe some other various tools for people running the games.

    I'm looking for a) web design software, and b) how-tos or books. I have to go, but any suggestions would be helpful.

    Or just tell me to go to H/A =P

    Alright, I could help you as far as site design and forum running goes, but i don't know anything about specialized mods like that. You may have to just learn php.

    Or go to H/A! :P

    edit: what im really saying is that yeah you could probably customize the boards to do that, but mods such as those are not exactly available so you will probably have to make them yourself.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    The joke baseball caps in the fashion thread are terrible.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Cops doesn't need permission to broadcast its footage, does it?

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    Do I go to bed now and then get up and revise more in the morning for my 2PM exam, or do I revise now and sleep later tomorrow?

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