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dumbest/funniest thing you've ever done/said

space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
all of us at one time or another have done something incredibly dumb or incredibly funny/painful and thought "why! oh god why did i do that" heres a place to see how your stupidity stacks up against others.

heres mine

theres an old bridge out by where i live and i decided to go jump off of it (common thing for teens around here) so i hop off trying to look all cool for my current girlfriend, i landed on an underwater washing machine and broke an ankle....i felt sooooo dumb.

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    this thread is terrible/horrible

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    you really didn't think this through did you

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Cut up chicken, dry, and dust with flour, salt, and white pepper. Quickly stir-fry on high heat in butter/olive oil mix, and add crushed parsley and garlic. Turn heat to low and allow to simmer for five minutes. Serve with crusty bread and a sharp tasting salad.

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i think very few things i do through.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zero, that is a smart lunch.

    Where can I find such a meal?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    one time i broke a beer bottle over this chick's head at a bar because she wouldn't stop screaming

    god that was so embarrassing

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    IHasABucketIHasABucket Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This one time I was all out of tomato juice so I tried to jack off with chili paste.
    no i didn't. but i did click this link.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I loudly suggested my teacher should give oral sex to a fellow student

    Everyone got a kick out of that one

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Zero, that is a smart lunch.

    Where can I find such a meal?
    I ate lunch at Rice Junkies today. Sweet and Sour Tofu Bento!

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    chronoboundgearchronoboundgear Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When did they start making underwater washing machines

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    chronoboundgear wrote: »
    When did they start making underwater washing machines

    I am curious as well

    is this a regular washing machine that someone threw over the bridge and is now underwater?

    is it a machine that washes the water whilst under it?

    something else all together?

    I must know

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i found out later the bridge was a popular spot for rednecks to dump shit they didnt need anymore. and i happened upon a discarded washer......that was underwater...hence the underwater washer.

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Damn rednecks always throwing appliances off the jumpin' bridge.

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    well I'm satisfied

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    Damn rednecks throwing appliances off the jumpin' bridge.

    what can i say? small town in oklahoma.

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    Jolly-ollyJolly-olly Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Cut up chicken, dry, and dust with flour, salt, and white pepper. Quickly stir-fry on high heat in butter/olive oil mix, and add crushed parsley and garlic. Turn heat to low and allow to simmer for five minutes. Serve with crusty bread and a sharp tasting salad.

    would light/summer beer go with that?

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So that's why parents always tell children not to follow their friends off bridges.



    Rednecks

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time, I made a thread about the dumbest/funniest things I've ever done/said.

    Boy, -that- was sure stupid.

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, I never see kids jumping off bridges in big groups. I don't know what mom was so worked up about.

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    FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    chronoboundgear wrote: »
    When did they start making underwater washing machines

    I am curious as well

    is this a regular washing machine that someone threw over the bridge and is now underwater?

    is it a machine that washes the water whilst under it?

    something else all together?

    I must know

    it is a washing machine designed for use underwater

    by, uh, fish or something

    fish who dress sharp, need their whites to be the whitest, colours brightest,...etc

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Davoid wrote: »
    One time, I made a thread about the dumbest/funniest things I've ever done/said.

    Boy, -that- was sure stupid.

    YOU ARE TOTALLY WORTHLESS

    DAVOID

    YOU

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    grug wrote: »
    Davoid wrote: »
    One time, I made a thread about the dumbest/funniest things I've ever done/said.

    Boy, -that- was sure stupid.

    YOU ARE TOTALLY WORTHLESS

    DAVOID

    YOU

    There's no 'o' in David.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    what if he's from jersey?

    like "Yo man this guy just got sucked up into da void!"

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There's no 'I' in 'team', but there is an 'I' in 'pie', an 'I' in 'meat pie'...

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    what if he's from jersey?

    like "Yo man this guy just got sucked up into da void!"

    Man I'm from Jersey. We got no room for voids.

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