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Strange & Embarrassing Moments Mk. II

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2005
    4 years of living in a suite with, at most, 5 other people sharing a bathroom (and knowing each and every one of them) must have really spoiled me.

  • TheFid2TheFid2 Registered User
    edited November 2005
    It was just the complete randomness that threw me. Normally, I'd be up for it (although maybe not with another guy in the room per se) but it was completely emotionless. Like... no kissing. Just me fingering her while we watched Jimmy Kimmel Live (we couldn't find the remote) and no one saying a thing. It was very surreal, even looking back.

    The wierd part is, she then dated my roommate for most of the year. And turned out to be a stuck-up bitch who ruined his life for months.

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  • HF-kunHF-kun __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2005
    aquabat wrote:
    I read a porn store clerks blog once that had a rant on people who leave thumb prints of jizz on porn dvd's

    That would be the best piece of evidence in court. Ever.

  • MasterDebaterMasterDebater Registered User
    edited December 2005
    I think I have the baseline against which all awkward and embarassing moments can be judged.


    Over the summer, I was going with a friend (I'll call him "J") to another friend's place for a LAN party, but we were in charge of the food, so we stopped by the grocery store. We got out of the car and J noticed a guy he had known from one of his classes. We went up to him, and I will never forget the conversation:
    J: Hey man! How's it going?
    FRIEND: Oh...not too good...the tumor's spread to the brain now.
    J: Oh...I'm sorry.
    FRIEND: Yeah, they say it doesn't look too good.
    J: Hey, this is my friend MasterDebater
    ME: Um...hi?
    FRIEND: Hey, nice to meet you! (his dad beckons and he walks away)

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  • aquabataquabat Registered User
    edited December 2005
    I think I have the baseline against which all awkward and embarassing moments can be judged.


    Over the summer, I was going with a friend (I'll call him "J") to another friend's place for a LAN party, but we were in charge of the food, so we stopped by the grocery store. We got out of the car and J noticed a guy he had known from one of his classes. We went up to him, and I will never forget the conversation:
    J: Hey man! How's it going?
    FRIEND: Oh...not too good...the tumor's spread to the brain now.
    J: Oh...I'm sorry.
    FRIEND: Yeah, they say it doesn't look too good.
    J: Hey, this is my friend MasterDebater
    ME: Um...hi?
    FRIEND: Hey, nice to meet you! (his dad beckons and he walks away)

    I dont know man... we've had almost 18 months and almost 200 pages of embarrassing moments.

  • edited December 2005
    aquabat wrote:
    I think I have the baseline against which all awkward and embarassing moments can be judged.


    Over the summer, I was going with a friend (I'll call him "J") to another friend's place for a LAN party, but we were in charge of the food, so we stopped by the grocery store. We got out of the car and J noticed a guy he had known from one of his classes. We went up to him, and I will never forget the conversation:
    J: Hey man! How's it going?
    FRIEND: Oh...not too good...the tumor's spread to the brain now.
    J: Oh...I'm sorry.
    FRIEND: Yeah, they say it doesn't look too good.
    J: Hey, this is my friend MasterDebater
    ME: Um...hi?
    FRIEND: Hey, nice to meet you! (his dad beckons and he walks away)

    I dont know man... we've had almost 18 months and almost 200 pages of embarrassing moments.

    Yeah, that's actually very tame compared to much of this thread.

    Don't try to talk to me like you're somebody.

    You aren't shit to me.

    Got that?
  • MartmanMartman Registered User
    edited December 2005
    Menace wrote:
    aquabat wrote:
    I think I have the baseline against which all awkward and embarassing moments can be judged.


    Over the summer, I was going with a friend (I'll call him "J") to another friend's place for a LAN party, but we were in charge of the food, so we stopped by the grocery store. We got out of the car and J noticed a guy he had known from one of his classes. We went up to him, and I will never forget the conversation:
    J: Hey man! How's it going?
    FRIEND: Oh...not too good...the tumor's spread to the brain now.
    J: Oh...I'm sorry.
    FRIEND: Yeah, they say it doesn't look too good.
    J: Hey, this is my friend MasterDebater
    ME: Um...hi?
    FRIEND: Hey, nice to meet you! (his dad beckons and he walks away)

    I dont know man... we've had almost 18 months and almost 200 pages of embarrassing moments.

    Yeah, that's actually very tame compared to much of this thread.
    See, the embarrassing part is that his friend referred to him by his PA name.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Having to clean bathrooms at a state park for two summer really changed my world view. Most people are fucking hogs who have no respect for other people.

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Reminds me of the time I had to use the school bathroom. Normally I don't on principle, and what I saw in there has made me decide to never even so much as think about using a public bathroom. The entire floor was flooded in piss. D:

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  • sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User
    edited December 2005
    I avoid public public restrooms for the same reason. It seems as if people were deliberately aiming at anywhere but the urinals.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    You two both need to not be such pussies. The bottom of your shoe is filthy, anyhow, so why worry about it?

  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    last night i went to my friend's apartment for some drunken shenanigans.

    there are two strange parts to this story:

    1. i did not drink much and therefore did absolutely nothing stupid whatsoever.

    2. my friend got really drunk and was lying on the bed. suddenly and without warning, he rolls off of the bed, uppercuts me in the balls, stands up and just claws my goddamn face, cutting me above my lip and on my nose with his fingernails. i told him to cut it out and he did for a couple minutes but then he was doing it again. i told him that last time he did it he cut my face and i was bleeding. he was like, "really?" and leans in and looks at my face. as soon as he sees the blood, he starts bawling like a little girl and is hugging me saying, "oh my god! i'm so sorry!" later on in the night i said something to his girlfriend. like, wasn't hitting on her at all. he swings at me and i'm like, "dude, what the fuck?" he tells me, "man, you are encroaching on my unf!" and then he gestures to his cock. "so i'm talking to your girlfriend?" "yeah! that's it!"

    guess i got a taste of my own stupid, drunken medicine.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Most public bathrooms arent that dirty. Many college bathrooms are very disgusting though. In the one buildinging, there would freqently be puke everywhere. In the the sinks, on the chair the radio was on, in teh shower, etc. Never in the toilet though,

    By contrast, the building I am now has very clean bathrooms. I also live in an on-campus apartment, so I have my own bathroom that I share with my three roomies.

    Two of my guy friends once made out or exchanged man kisses on the way home from a bar, and then talked about it for the next several days. One of them is gay and one of them is straight (bi-curious?) and has a girlfriend. That was kind of awkward. One of the dudes is a good friend of mine that hangs out with me all the time, and the other is one of my roomies.

    (I dont have any problems with gays at all. It was more awkward because of the guy having a girlfriend at the time. I would conisder that being unfaithful.)

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • S0upS0up Registered User
    edited December 2005
    There's this girl I know, and we're good friends. There is no sexual interest between us what so ever and people would even make jokes about us getting together just because it was very ironic. Anyways, two days ago it's about 2:45 AM, and I'm outside smoking my before sleep cigarette. Well, it was a little chilly outside, and even snowing a tad. But luckily I had enough clothes on so warmth was not a problem and the snow slowly falling was pretty nice looking. Over all, the moment was very serene. Then, I get a text message beep on my cellphone, and it's from that girl. The message read:

    "I will even wear the fish net stockings you like and you can play with my feet while I rub your cock"

    :shock:

    Yeah, she sent it to the wrong person. Talk about a quick atmosphere change.

  • HF-kunHF-kun __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    S0up wrote:
    "I will even wear the fish net stockings you like and you can play with my feet while I rub your cock"

    :shock:

    Yeah, she sent it to the wrong person. Talk about a quick atmosphere change.

    Hahaha, I'm always terrified about doing that.

    "Man, that blowjob you gave me last night was fucking awesome!"
    *Text Message Sent*
    ...
    "Oh fuck my ass! That was my Mom's cell phone number!"

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2005
    HF-kun wrote:
    S0up wrote:
    "I will even wear the fish net stockings you like and you can play with my feet while I rub your cock"

    :shock:

    Yeah, she sent it to the wrong person. Talk about a quick atmosphere change.
    Hahaha, I'm always terrified about doing that.

    "Man, that blowjob you gave me last night was fucking awesome!"
    *Text Message Sent*
    ...
    "Oh fuck my ass! That was my Mom's cell phone number!"
    :winky:

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    rofl

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Yeah, thats what public bathrooms are like for the most part; wretched. In the library at my university though, i've got this one stall that i always use. Middle one in the basement. Always clean.

    The funny thing is I always write bullshit on the walls of that one stall, and other people do too. Then the things that were getting written looked strangely... familliar. Turns out by complete random chance like 3 of my friends use that same exact stall whenever they need to go in the library.

    (the library has like 5 floors, lots of bathrooms).

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    fuck you for defacing property.

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User
    edited December 2005
    Does anyone else like to read vandalism in bathrooms? I think it's pretty interesting/funny sometimes, especially when people start having conversations in it.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Does anyone else like to read vandalism in bathrooms? I think it's pretty interesting/funny sometimes, especially when people start having conversations in it.

    " ~Ray was here
    ~Ray is a faggot"

    Years later, Ray returns and is shocked to discover someone called him a faggot in the interim.

  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User
    edited December 2005
    In my middle school, there was a bathroom on the second floor. People usually avoided this bathroom, and I was about to find out why. It was still September, the beginning of the school year. I walked in, and immediately I was overwhelmed by a smell. A smell of crap. I had thought maybe someone had taken a shit and not flushed, so I went into the stalls to flush the toilets. All of them were perfectly clean. Well, maybe someone had burritos for supper last night. Not a big deal. That's when I saw it. Out of the corner of my eye, a flash of brown. I looked up to see a GLOB OF SHIT hanging from the ceiling. I don't know how the fuck it got up there, and I really don't want to know. The worst part? The next time I went to use that bathroom-well after winter break-the fucking thing was STILL THERE. All dried up and shit. I don't use public bathrooms that much anymore.

  • aquabataquabat Registered User
    edited December 2005
    HF-kun wrote:
    S0up wrote:
    "I will even wear the fish net stockings you like and you can play with my feet while I rub your cock"

    :shock:

    Yeah, she sent it to the wrong person. Talk about a quick atmosphere change.

    Hahaha, I'm always terrified about doing that.

    "Man, that blowjob you gave me last night was fucking awesome!"
    *Text Message Sent*
    ...
    "Oh fuck my ass! That was my Mom's cell phone number!"

    Theres gotta be tons of awkward 'sent message to the wrong person' stories around

  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    you guys know those obnoxious commercials that are like "text 'joke' to 85050 for a hilarious joke that will improve your sense of humor - only ninety nine cents per joke!"

    well, my friend did that tonight with my phone while i was in the bathroom.

    this is the joke:
    Male dodo to its wife: What do you mean, a headache? Were an endangered species! :-)

    we were in stitches.

    will suck dick for shock images and videos
  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    Moriarty wrote:
    you guys know those obnoxious commercials that are like "text 'joke' to 85050 for a hilarious joke that will improve your sense of humor - only ninety nine cents per joke!"

    well, my friend did that tonight with my phone while i was in the bathroom.

    this is the joke:
    Male dodo to its wife: What do you mean, a headache? Were an endangered species! :-)

    we were in stitches.

    BURN!

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    that's what i get for takin' a shit, i guess.

    will suck dick for shock images and videos
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User
    edited December 2005
    The best part of the joke was the smiley face

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Is it sad that it actually took me like, two minutes to get that?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2005
    Cass wrote:
    Is it sad that it actually took me like, two minutes to get that?
    I think I get it, but I don't think it's funny.

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  • HF-kunHF-kun __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    Cass wrote:
    Is it sad that it actually took me like, two minutes to get that?

    I'm still trying to get it.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    I admit I laughed a little too hard at that.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    HF-kun wrote:
    Cass wrote:
    Is it sad that it actually took me like, two minutes to get that?

    I'm still trying to get it.

    The guy dodo wants to have sex with her.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2005
    Cass wrote:
    HF-kun wrote:
    Cass wrote:
    Is it sad that it actually took me like, two minutes to get that?
    I'm still trying to get it.
    The guy dodo wants to have sex with her.
    Oh. I guess I didn't get it then. Either way, I don't think it's funny.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • HF-kunHF-kun __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    Cass wrote:
    HF-kun wrote:
    Cass wrote:
    Is it sad that it actually took me like, two minutes to get that?

    I'm still trying to get it.

    The guy dodo wants to have sex with her.

    Oh.

















    I never would have figured that out

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    stilist wrote:
    Cass wrote:
    HF-kun wrote:
    Cass wrote:
    Is it sad that it actually took me like, two minutes to get that?
    I'm still trying to get it.
    The guy dodo wants to have sex with her.
    Oh. I guess I didn't get it then. Either way, I don't think it's funny.

    It's possible that due to the female dodo's headache, the entire species is now extinct.

    I think it's a bit depressing.

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2005
    i can't imagine any way of delivering that joke that would make it funny.

    edit: unless, after the punchline, you smiley really creepily at the person you were telling it to.

    will suck dick for shock images and videos
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2005
    aquabat wrote:
    Theres gotta be tons of awkward 'sent message to the wrong person' stories around
    I got one. A buddy of mine mistakenly sent me this message a while back:

    "Bring lots of towels tonight. You left alot of blood last time and it was hell to clean up. My roommates still don't believe that story I told them. They think I killed someone and you came over to help me dispose of the body."

    I was pretty much o_O for a minute or so until I realized he'd meant to send it to his girlfriend.

  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Hacksaw wrote:
    aquabat wrote:
    Theres gotta be tons of awkward 'sent message to the wrong person' stories around
    I got one. A buddy of mine mistakenly sent me this message a while back:

    "Bring lots of towels tonight. You left alot of blood last time and it was hell to clean up. My roommates still don't believe that story I told them. They think I killed someone and you came over to help me dispose of the body."

    I was pretty much o_O for a minute or so until I realized he'd meant to send it to his girlfriend.

    Period sex?

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    aquabat wrote:
    Theres gotta be tons of awkward 'sent message to the wrong person' stories around
    I got one. A buddy of mine mistakenly sent me this message a while back:

    "Bring lots of towels tonight. You left alot of blood last time and it was hell to clean up. My roommates still don't believe that story I told them. They think I killed someone and you came over to help me dispose of the body."

    I was pretty much o_O for a minute or so until I realized he'd meant to send it to his girlfriend.

    Period sex?

    That's what I guessed from it.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2005
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    aquabat wrote:
    Theres gotta be tons of awkward 'sent message to the wrong person' stories around
    I got one. A buddy of mine mistakenly sent me this message a while back:

    "Bring lots of towels tonight. You left alot of blood last time and it was hell to clean up. My roommates still don't believe that story I told them. They think I killed someone and you came over to help me dispose of the body."

    I was pretty much o_O for a minute or so until I realized he'd meant to send it to his girlfriend.

    Period sex?
    Period sex. Or, for those of you who need a visual component, . sex.

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