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Strange & Embarrassing Moments Mk. II
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....wait, we're not just replacing his words with songs, are we? Shit.
Bolded for truth. My now fiance, when we were dating, accidently passed gas in the car on the way to a movie. She was very embarrassed and apologized constantly. Being the laid back guy I am, I said that it was fine and shows she is comfortable around me. Thus I unleashed that beast that is women's true self nature.
Around men, they never shit or fart. However, secretly, they sit around by themselves shitting and farting all day. My fiance now does it as if she were my best friend drinking beer at a bar. Tis a sad day indeed.[/i]
No. He never said that. It would be pretty embarrassing for a lot of people.
totally thought it was a fart.
guess not!
This thread has really lost something in the last dozen pages. I vote we kill it and start a new one.
I want to see how long I can last in a masturbation contest.
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I would kill for more masturbation restraint that were just as good, but doubt that such magic is still present in the minds of the people who still churn out gallon after gallon of the spunk.
You are killing one of my favorite threads.
I REALLY wasn't joking when I said you should make a thread titled "Moriarty being an idiot". It would make a big difference to what was once a good thread.
:lol:
but i love you too, wylder.
And Moriarty...
Fuck you very much. It's because of people like you that sterilization was created. Look into it, for the sake of humanity.
Stop fucking up this thread.
Later that night I made out with my girlfriend, we got naked and I went down. It was pretty hot and I was going at it with my all.
Out of nowhere, my neck gets a crink, and I almost fall asleep on her. I'm super tired and I'm completely out of stamina.
I had to go eat a sandwich and some crackers before I could even think straight.
No it was embarrassing being in a very public place with gay paraphernalia. I didn’t get mad, I wasn’t upset. It was a harmless story. Damn people on here are quick to decide what things mean on their own, make assumptions and judge.
Damn our functioning brains!
So you don't take it literal again, its similar to selective hearing.
Winning.
And I'll never go that long again.
Another story?
So I was wrestling my girlfriend in the lounge at my college, and she insults me with some lame thing, then taunts me to reply back. I say that I'll skull fuck her so hard if she doesn't stop. She liked that, asked what it meant. I told her about scooping out her eye, fucking the socket. She still liked it, and a couple days later, came into the lounge, several other people were in there, and very cheerfully said, "I'll let you skull fuck me! I really think you'll like it!"
She's a strange one.
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:winky:
So am I the only one who's fallen asleep right after the show's over? We're not talking once or twice here, either, I think I'm in the double digits.
What's funnier is the girlfriends usually let me sleep for a while...
It's fairly common, in fact I think it's a big complaint the ladies have about men in general.
You could always cuddle, I hear that's popular.
Pull out, for one thing... yeah, I meant RIGHT AFTER the show was over.
Have you checked with your doctor? I hear narcilepsy can be dangerous in some situations.
I got some weird looks.
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