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  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    SOMEONE HELP ME

    I'M GOING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD IN MY FOOD AND IT'LL BE GRUESOME

    HERE

    HERE IS A TACO MOUNTAIN FOR YOU


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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    I have 0 misdemeanors and 0 felonies

    because I am not a douchebag

    also I run away when the cops chase me


    what have you dicks done to be in trouble with Johnny law?


    maybe I should make a thread to find out what you assholes have been arrested for

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    Anjin that is awesome

    :D

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    I have 0 misdemeanors and 0 felonies

    because I am not a douchebag

    also I run away when the cops chase me


    what have you dicks done to be in trouble with Johnny law?


    maybe I should make a thread to find out what you assholes have been arrested for

    You can't run away if you don't even know who you are.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    bergy if it makes you feel any better one time i lost my license for two years and lost my city job because of something similar

  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I got pulled over for driving kinda drunk twice and both times I had weed and a pipe or two on me at least

    that was tons of fun

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    bergy that makes 0% sense

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    also my police report said I was trafficking male pornography

    but I've told that story a bunch of times and am not telling it again tonight, I gotta go to bed

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    bergie does the mpaa still want u dead

  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    its great

    weed is a $75 charge

    pipes are a $1000 charge in this state.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    bergie does the mpaa still want u dead


    one can only hope.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    k cool

    later

  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    bergy that makes 0% sense

    I don't remember anything about the arrest hardly until I was in the station.

    It was a complete blur.

    I failed every sobriety test.

    The cops had to get my ID out of my wallet for me apparently.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    I got pulled over once and this chick cop patted me down and it was really awkward and uncomfortable.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    k cool

    later

    peace out dude

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I got pulled over once and this chick cop patted me down and it was really awkward and uncomfortable.

    one time this mexican cop slid his hand directly between my leg and my balls and i was all "whoa now hey now"

  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Bergy wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    bergy that makes 0% sense

    I don't remember anything about the arrest hardly until I was in the station.

    It was a complete blur.

    I failed every sobriety test.

    The cops had to get my ID out of my wallet for me apparently.

    did ya pee all over the back seat of the cop car just to get back at them

    just all heh heh heh you gotta clean this up pig heh heh heh oh wait damn now I'm covered in piss

    I got a buddy who pulled that sly little maneuver

    yeah

    not too bright, that

  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I got pulled over once and this chick cop patted me down and it was really awkward and uncomfortable.

    one time this mexican cop slid his hand directly between my leg and my balls and i was all "whoa now hey now"

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    oh holy shit my mom saw a goddamn mountain lion in their backyard a couple days ago.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    Bergy wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    bergy that makes 0% sense

    I don't remember anything about the arrest hardly until I was in the station.

    It was a complete blur.

    I failed every sobriety test.

    The cops had to get my ID out of my wallet for me apparently.

    did ya pee all over the back seat of the cop car just to get back at them

    just all heh heh heh you gotta clean this up pig heh heh heh oh wait damn now I'm covered in piss

    I got a buddy who pulled that sly little maneuver

    yeah

    not too bright, that

    I have no clue what I did, all I know is it was a crazy night. Its a shame it had to happen.

    Probably the best thing for me.

    I just don't want to be drug tested, I would like to smoke every once in awhile.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I got pulled over once and this chick cop patted me down and it was really awkward and uncomfortable.

    one time this mexican cop slid his hand directly between my leg and my balls and i was all "whoa now hey now"

    when I went to jail the cop made me do the whole "okay get naked, okay open your mouth so I can see if ya got drugs in there, okay now lift up your dick, okay now your sack, okay now turn around and spread your butt cheeks so I can look up your ass for drugs"

    there ain't no way in the fuckin world to not have the world's tiniest shriveled up pecker during that shit

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME? Registered User regular
    SE++ has the best threads

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    I'm all about content.

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  • SephSeph Registered User
    man

    lift up your sack

    man could any 4 words make you feel less powerless

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME? Registered User regular
    less powerless would mean more powerful

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS
    There are mountain lions around here.

    Never seen one personally.

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    You're all going at it with a chick

    she whispers in your ear


    lift up your sack

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    on a side note: I have $1500 of the money.

    Just a bunch more hours at a terrible job left to go.

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  • SephSeph Registered User
    that's what i mean cause when i lift up mah sack a auto laser turret activates

    they are so fucked

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Seph wrote: »
    man

    lift up your sack

    man could any 4 words make you feel less powerless

    spread your ass cheeks

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    they made me take off my socks in case i hid razor blades in there for just such an occasion

  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Seph wrote: »
    man

    lift up your sack

    man could any 4 words make you feel less powerless

    spread your ass cheeks



    cry slowly

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME? Registered User regular
    is it getting hot in here

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    "This may be cold."

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  • SephSeph Registered User
    Seph wrote: »
    man

    lift up your sack

    man could any 4 words make you feel less powerless

    spread your ass cheeks

    i don't know

    it doesnt seem as vunerable as lift your sac

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Watch out. That is Seph's power-up move!

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    PSN: Bogestrom

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Rank, if I think about you naked in a jail, you are still wearing that hat.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    when you're checking into the county jail and you got some fat fucked-up-skin faced old cop whose job is to tell dudes to spread their ass cheeks so he can look up their butts for drugs

    that's when you know shit you been doin lately ain't workin out so hot

  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Seph wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    man

    lift up your sack

    man could any 4 words make you feel less powerless

    spread your ass cheeks

    i don't know

    it doesnt seem as vunerable as lift your sac

    trust me on this one

    take my word for it

  • SephSeph Registered User
    hey what is going down bogley

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