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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Five thousand pound blow jobs are what got me into debt.

    How do you even find the mouth on a chick that fat?

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

    I know how you can earn a quick five thousand.

  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Five thousand pound blow jobs are what got me into debt.

    How do you even find the mouth on a chick that fat?

    Through the power of suction. It's like steadily being drawn into a black hole - no matter where you maneuver you always end up in the mouth.

  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

    I know how you can earn a quick five thousand.

    Sponge, you're already in debt as it is.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

    I know how you can earn a quick five thousand.

    Sponge, you're already in debt as it is.

    Are you kidding? With the current exchange rate a five thousand dollar blow job will be half the cost of a five thousand pound blow job. This is actually quite a sound business investment.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    damnit

    a genius

    guys, pack it in, we're fucked

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

    I know how you can earn a quick five thousand.

    Sponge, you're already in debt as it is.

    Are you kidding? With the current exchange rate a five thousand dollar blow job will be half the cost of a five thousand pound blow job. This is actually quite a sound business investment.

    So long as you keep giving the five thousand pound blowjobs in the UK, you're reaping profits like a madman at the current exchange rate.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    Raneados wrote: »
    damnit

    a genius

    guys, pack it in, we're fucked

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    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

    I know how you can earn a quick five thousand.

    Sponge, you're already in debt as it is.

    Are you kidding? With the current exchange rate a five thousand dollar blow job will be half the cost of a five thousand pound blow job. This is actually quite a sound business investment.

    So long as you keep giving the five thousand pound blowjobs in the UK, you're reaping profits like a madman at the current exchange rate.

    I'm wondering if I can import cheap hookers from America on a blow job to blow job basis.

  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

    I know how you can earn a quick five thousand.

    Sponge, you're already in debt as it is.

    Are you kidding? With the current exchange rate a five thousand dollar blow job will be half the cost of a five thousand pound blow job. This is actually quite a sound business investment.

    So long as you keep giving the five thousand pound blowjobs in the UK, you're reaping profits like a madman at the current exchange rate.

    I'm wondering if I can import cheap hookers from America on a blow job to blow job basis.

    This sounds like the future of international trade to me.

    I'll have my people call your people.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

    I know how you can earn a quick five thousand.

    Sponge, you're already in debt as it is.

    Are you kidding? With the current exchange rate a five thousand dollar blow job will be half the cost of a five thousand pound blow job. This is actually quite a sound business investment.

    So long as you keep giving the five thousand pound blowjobs in the UK, you're reaping profits like a madman at the current exchange rate.

    I'm wondering if I can import cheap hookers from America on a blow job to blow job basis.

    This sounds like the future of international trade to me.

    I'll have my people call your people.

    I'll fetch my pimp-hat.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    monkeybomb

    what on earth does that image mean

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    There's a photo.

    And the other thing is a bagel.

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I thought it was a poorly drawn keyboard and monitor

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    I can draw a much better Raneados.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    oh yeah? prove it.

    draw me a hammerhead shark driving a tractor.

  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    oh yeah? prove it.

    draw me a hammerhead shark driving a tractor.

    There is no Raneados in that scenario!

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    oh yeah? prove it.

    draw me a hammerhead shark driving a tractor.

    There is no Raneados in that scenario!

    Yeah, Rank, that would've been too easy.

    I only draw challenging stuff with Rane in it.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    I don't want to criticise, but that looks more like jaysittin

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    practice drawing from life

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    jaylightlycrouching

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    jaychillinwithcurlywurlysineachhand

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