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Making Bongi a celebrity - well not really, but I almost got in trouble

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the convenience store near my store stopped stocking yoohoos and i really want some what the heck

    We don't have those in Canada. Are they good?

    it's chocolate water

    it's delicious

    Wait wait. Wait.

    Wait.

    Chocolate WATER?

    Wait what?

    There's chocolate milk, that's good, yeah. Chocolate water though?

    It's like my world is turned upside-down here. I didn't know you could flavor water with chocolate.

    there might be some milk in it

    there's a lot of shit in it

    but mostly chocolate and water

    Wow. Now I'm curious.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the convenience store near my store stopped stocking yoohoos and i really want some what the heck

    We don't have those in Canada. Are they good?

    it's chocolate water

    it's delicious

    Wait wait. Wait.

    Wait.

    Chocolate WATER?

    Wait what?

    There's chocolate milk, that's good, yeah. Chocolate water though?

    It's like my world is turned upside-down here. I didn't know you could flavor water with chocolate.

    there might be some milk in it

    there's a lot of shit in it

    but mostly chocolate and water

    Wow. Now I'm curious.

    no, you're just straight-up gay

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ahaha


    seven hundred stab wounds.

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the convenience store near my store stopped stocking yoohoos and i really want some what the heck

    We don't have those in Canada. Are they good?

    it's chocolate water

    it's delicious

    Wait wait. Wait.

    Wait.

    Chocolate WATER?

    Wait what?

    There's chocolate milk, that's good, yeah. Chocolate water though?

    It's like my world is turned upside-down here. I didn't know you could flavor water with chocolate.

    there might be some milk in it

    there's a lot of shit in it

    but mostly chocolate and water

    Wow. Now I'm curious.

    no, you're just straight-up gay

    For chocolate? Yes.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • LemmingLemming Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Draw faces on all the monitors

  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Will the game be good when it's finished?

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mosana wrote: »
    Will the game be good when it's finished?

    Aha. Ahahahahaha. lol.

    ...

    *snort*

    No.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Tell me about the game

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's not a game any of you care about, I can promise you that. You're not missing anything because of my NDA.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    You work for Phoenix Games

    don't you

    http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/

  • LemmingLemming Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Write messages on the carpet in bleach

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Lemming wrote: »
    Write messages on the carpet in bleach

    No carpet. :/

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Phoenix games is the best company

    http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/uk/games/whitevanracer1.html

    White Van Racer - Available Now -
    Now it's your turn to be the infamous White Van Man instead of just being an innocent road user on the receiving end of their crazy driving!

    White Van Racer puts you in the driving seat for some seriously madcap racing, road-hogging, pushing and shoving through rolling countryside, country lanes and mountain roads.

    From ice-cream and burger vans to plumbers and window cleaners, choose your vehicle and take on some truly insane opponents in the Tournaments, Time Trials and quick races. Progress through the tournaments to unlock more tracks and vans, and ultimately become the most feared and revered White Van driver of them all!

  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I think my arm would get tired after about 250 stab wounds.

    Some days I just want to smack people with a rolled up newspaper. Or a phone book.
    A folding chair is looking like an attractive option right now too...
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think my arm would get tired after about 250 stab wounds.

    I guess that's why you're not in jail.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Lemming wrote: »
    Write messages on the carpet in bleach

    No carpet. :/

    in blood

    that shit never comes off

    the message should say something about the co-ordinates of a key and the mathematical equation to make the co-ordinates

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Masturbate on all of the equipment

    All of it

    Don't need any passwords for that

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Draw something vaugely resembling a map on the floor with your own blood

    Put a random X somewhere

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Lemming wrote: »
    Write messages on the carpet in bleach

    No carpet. :/

    in blood

    that shit never comes off

    the message should say something about the co-ordinates of a key and the mathematical equation to make the co-ordinates

    I could turn it into a scientific experiment. See how many times I can stab myself before dying.

    See if we can rule out Paris having killed herself. If I can make it to 700, it's a possibility.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Masturbate on all of the equipment

    All of it

    Don't need any passwords for that

    I have only two balls. It's a lot of equipment to cover for one man. I'll probably die.

    Though it'll be an AWESOME death.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • edited June 2007
    jizz in all the coffee machines

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    jizz in all the coffee machines

    There's only one, and it's locked. It's one of those distributors.

    It's only a quarter, though. And it tastes okay for a quarter a cup.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Masturbate on all of the equipment

    All of it

    Don't need any passwords for that

    I have only two balls. It's a lot of equipment to cover for one man. I'll probably die.

    Though it'll be an AWESOME death.

    You could order some horse/bull semen

    Nobody would be in a position to tell the difference

  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Masturbate all over the game you are supposed to be testing.

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Masturbate all over the game you are supposed to be testing.

    I could then report it as a bug. I like this plan.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Code in a secret level where you play as Hitler

  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drop a deuce in someone's computer? Your boss? Someone you hate?




    That lady-friend you're trying to impress.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2007
    Have sex with the furniture.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited June 2007
    "Excuse me I couldn't play the game because it was coated with semen

    Like, someone took the effort to make sure the CD had no non-semen covered spots

    This is a bug"

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mosana wrote: »
    Code in a secret level where you play as Hitler

    I have a hard time deciding whether you actually know or not that I have no access to the game code.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Have sex with the furniture.

    charlie the safety cat :^:

  • MosanaMosana Registered User
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Mosana wrote: »
    Code in a secret level where you play as Hitler

    I have a hard time deciding whether you actually know or not that I have no access to the game code.

    Actually I didn't

    But rest assured I do now

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    chomp down on a sammich

    chimpy chomp

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    hey this guy is playtesting dnf

  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why is it you are the only one there, out of 200 possible fellow employees?

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    get food and stuff and open up some pc cases and put it inside

    if you just place it in there they will realise weeks later when its all mouldy and stinky

    but if you smear it up on the circuitboards it might make things run bad and they will figure it out sooner and get to open up the computer and wonder why there is banana and peanut butter all over everything

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Davoid wrote: »
    Why is it you are the only one there, out of 200 possible fellow employees?

    the place is being fumigated

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    are you immune?

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