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To all the Dads in attendance...

Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!

To all of us who just couldn't pull out fast enough they dedicate this day. Remember guys this is the one day of the year that the women in our lives can't make us do ANYTHING! So sit back, crack open that cold one, and enjoy some game time with the kids.

Discuss fatherhood, your father, becoming a father in here.


if there is already one of these i'm sorry. I did look.

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I also need beer.
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think I have three or four kids now but I might have eaten one a few years back

    cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This is my first fathers day. Being a dad is the most rewarding experience of my life.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sometimes eating one is the only alternative.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fathers day does not occur until the second sunday in november over here.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    what? i'm sure its the first sunday in september

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not 'ere in scandinavia it aint

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Then just sit back and enjoy an extra one now then.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My Dad is at indianapolis right fucking now cause my sister decided to go the whole hog this fathers day.

    puts my worlds greatest dad mug to shame so hard.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    what? i'm sure its the first sunday in september

    yeah ours is in september.

    I can't wait to be a papa

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'd be a terrible father.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My kids got me an mp3 player this year, and my wife is doing all the yard work today. I'll be playing Tiger Woods on the Wii all day instead. So far this is the best Father's Day EVER!

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Sometimes eating one is the only alternative.
    you gotta make sure your wife isn't switchin' em for rocks, though

    that can come back to haunt you

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I got a DS from my wife and a nice pic of my son and I. It's been a good day so far.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bloomsday was yesterday

    dang i missed it

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Sometimes eating one is the only alternative.
    you gotta make sure your wife isn't switchin' em for rocks, though

    that can come back to haunt you


    Just look for the squirming. No kid alive can stay still for more than a nanosecond.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited June 2007
    yeah look all I'm saying is it didn't work out for this friend of a friend

    uh

    Cronus, or something

    you gotta be careful

  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    yeah look all I'm saying is it didn't work out for this friend of a friend

    uh

    Cronus, or something

    you gotta be careful

    Shit man I haven't the time for that. I'm busy on weekends pushing this big fuck rock up a mountain.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I can't even seem to get ahold of my Dad. When I call him it just cuts off after a split second of ringing.

  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2007
    i think i'm going to go ask for weed from my dad

    happy father's day

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i think i'm going to go ask for weed from my dad

    happy father's day

    It's fathers' day

    you should be smoking him out, asshole

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I didn't get anything for my dad because well he's borderline emotionally abusive and I don't think they make "That's not cool, dad" cards.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    i think i'm going to go ask for weed from my dad

    happy father's day

    It's fathers' day

    you should be smoking him out, asshole

    Truth!

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • ShoehornShoehorn Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I'm going to be a father sometime in December. It's a curious feeling, a pretty balanced mixture of exitement and scared-shitlessness.

    The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.
  • ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I got some much-needed slacks and polos to wear to work - which now means that I don't have to wear the same set of shirts every week. I figured this was all I'd get, since we poor.

    Then my 3-year old daughter hands me a copy of Twilight Princess for the Gamecube. Apparently she picked it out - she routinely opens my drawer in the entertainment center and pulls out all the PS2 and Cube games, and sorts them by color. She recognized the zelda logo from windwaker and ocarina and said that it was my favorite game ever mommy!

    My 18-month old son then handed me my Wavebird. Not as a gift, but because he had been pushing buttons and trying to get the analog stick in his mouth.

    Every father with good kids and a reasonably tolerable wife / baby momma is lucky as hell - which, I suppose, is what today is all about.

  • SamuelSamuel Registered User
    edited June 2007
    My dad's been gone for six months because he's cycling to India and back.

    I'd send him a card but I don't even know what country he's in. I think it might be Italy, or maybe Slovakia at the moment.

    WHO KNOWS

  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited June 2007
    your dad sounds like a really cool guy, Samuel

  • SamuelSamuel Registered User
    edited June 2007
    He can be alright when he isn't having a schizophrenic episode.

    Like that time he thought he killed himself and was brought back to life by a cartoon mouse.

    Or when he thought the world was ending so he invented an imaginary companion who was a rocket ship pilot, and they were going to escape to another planet together. Also he was convinced he was an alien.

    But mostly he's alright. And he's doing this bike ride for charity, so I guess he deserves some props.

  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    edited June 2007
    is it bad that i actually want to be a dad

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    God, I hate kids.

    I'd be the worst father ever.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    is it bad that i actually want to be a dad

    Nope, nothing wrong with it at all.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • SquirrelmobSquirrelmob Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    My Dad is at indianapolis right fucking now cause my sister decided to go the whole hog this fathers day.

    puts my worlds greatest dad mug to shame so hard.

    Indianapolis? For the F1 race? If so, you're entire family gets a :^:

    That's where my dad wants to be, but there's too much stuff going on at home so he's...just sleeping.

  • ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Any race at Indianapolis is a blast - But the F1 race is probably my favorite. That's awesome.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    it's entirely possible I have a child. Not 100% sure.


    Chick ran off suddenly one day and didn't hear of her for two years, then I hear she has a kid thats a little over a year old...


    coincedence?



    God I hope so.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not a lot I can do for my dad from here but I'll give him a call later.

    Maybe if he wasn't emotionally distant I'd know what to get him.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Happy Father's Day dad, I hope whatever bar your getting drunk in to drown the sorrows of a life spent being worthless and dumb treats you well -- and by well I mean gives you enough booze to make you crash into a tree.

    To all the real dads out there: thanks for not being a douche, your kids will love you for it and even if I don't know you, I love you for it too. <3

  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Happy Father's Day dad, I hope whatever bar your getting drunk in to drown the sorrows of a life spent being worthless and dumb treats you well -- and by well I mean gives you enough booze to make you crash into a tree.

    amen

    except for the whole dying part

    my dad is a dick.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dear dad, thanks for not being there during my formative years, and being such a horrible role model once you did marry my mother that I know I can be a great dad just by doing my best to be nothing like you.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    my dad is awesome

    he got me into books, video games, and music

    and he supports me most of the time

    thanks, dad!

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My dad is pretty cool when he's not driving me nuts.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Samuel wrote: »
    My dad's been gone for six months because he's cycling to India and back.

    I'd send him a card but I don't even know what country he's in. I think it might be Italy, or maybe Slovakia at the moment.

    WHO KNOWS

    How the hell did he get off the island on a bike?

    Did he go through the chunnel?

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