It's cool Vish -- I mean me and Hacks just PM that picture to everyone we see registering a new account, telling them to watch out for you because of your deadly good looks. I even used it as my myspace profile picture for a while, hope you don't mind. Forwarded it to my family and such, so that they could forward it to their contacts as well. Printed flyers, put them up around my neighborhood, etc.
My friends and family seems to like me better now, thanks to that picture. They think I'm reasonably attractive, and not unsuccessful with women.
i sometimes like to pretend that there is a profession where one sits in a bubble in a long row of bubbles and posts on an internet forum and one is so absolutely creative and wildly inventive and stupendous that this is their profession
and then the person in the next bubble notes the non-sequitor of the person preceding them and incorporates it into a slightly smaller framework that is more applicable and at the end of the long row of bubbles i have coined the term 'soapenheimer' and it is being used to market a scrub in japan
and this is what they pay me for
If I ever make it to Hollywood, I'm putting you on my writing team. I don't care if I have to throw your ass in a burlap sack and haul you to California in the back of a dirty old VW bus.
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i sometimes like to pretend that there is a profession where one sits in a bubble in a long row of bubbles and posts on an internet forum and one is so absolutely creative and wildly inventive and stupendous that this is their profession
and then the person in the next bubble notes the non-sequitor of the person preceding them and incorporates it into a slightly smaller framework that is more applicable and at the end of the long row of bubbles i have coined the term 'soapenheimer' and it is being used to market a scrub in japan
and this is what they pay me for
You need a diagram.
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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Sorry I haven't been around for piping. I am like dating someone now and it tends to take up a bit of time. When I have a free evening again I am totally down to just spend the night inside listening to music. Hopefully I'll be able to find you online, you can share some of the Leppard with me.
All my friends are being stolen by the wimmenfolk. I ask myself: what do they have to offer that I do not?
It's a trap, I know, but I mean it's got some perks, too.
I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
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i sometimes like to pretend that there is a profession where one sits in a bubble in a long row of bubbles and posts on an internet forum and one is so absolutely creative and wildly inventive and stupendous that this is their profession
and then the person in the next bubble notes the non-sequitor of the person preceding them and incorporates it into a slightly smaller framework that is more applicable and at the end of the long row of bubbles i have coined the term 'soapenheimer' and it is being used to market a scrub in japan
and this is what they pay me for
If I ever make it to Hollywood, I'm putting you on my writing team. I don't care if I have to throw your ass in a burlap sack and haul you to California in the back of a dirty old VW bus.
you will lock me in a small room with a pad and paper and when you return at daybreak i will have a doughnut and a nagging anxiety re: the horsefly
I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
Oh god... not you, too!?!
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Just a quick question. How many Fishes are there on this forum?
Just a trick question. How much wood could a woodwood wood if a woodwood could wood wood?
42?
Hack is in a lumberjacking mood.
No, I've just got cabin fever, is all. One of the symptoms is that you start to see woodchucks made of chocolate all over the place. Only problem is, they're not actually made of chocolate. You do not want to know what they are really made of.
Just a quick question. How many Fishes are there on this forum?
Just a trick question. How much wood could a woodwood wood if a woodwood could wood wood?
42?
Hack is in a lumberjacking mood.
No, I've just got cabin fever, is all. One of the symptoms is that you start to see woodchucks made of chocolate all over the place. Only problem is, they're not actually made of chocolate. You do not want to know what they are actually made of.
i sometimes like to pretend that there is a profession where one sits in a bubble in a long row of bubbles and posts on an internet forum and one is so absolutely creative and wildly inventive and stupendous that this is their profession
and then the person in the next bubble notes the non-sequitor of the person preceding them and incorporates it into a slightly smaller framework that is more applicable and at the end of the long row of bubbles i have coined the term 'soapenheimer' and it is being used to market a scrub in japan
and this is what they pay me for
If I ever make it to Hollywood, I'm putting you on my writing team. I don't care if I have to throw your ass in a burlap sack and haul you to California in the back of a dirty old VW bus.
you will lock me in a small room with a pad and paper and when you return at daybreak i will have a doughnut and a nagging anxiety re: the horsefly
Actually I was planning on locking you in a room with a thousand monkies and just one typewriter and recording what happens. I'm betting either Shakespeare, or Oboro-flavored monkey chow.
Or possibly a thousand-monkey orgy. It's all good.
I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
Oh god... not you, too!?!
I blame the wimminfolke.
The last thing we all hear from celery will be "Hay guyz my nite elf drood is totalee pwning nubs in tha Barrens."
And then we will hear nothing at all.
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I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
So I had this Pizza that I bought in the supermarket, which seemed somewhat anaemic. So I made some quick tomato sauce, grated some cheese, and added a second layer to the already existing topping.
I am not displeased by the results.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
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Man, I should've taken a personal day. I do not want to be working right now.
I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
Oh god... not you, too!?!
I blame the wimminfolke.
The last thing we all hear from celery will be "Hay guyz my nite elf drood is totalee pwning nubs in tha Barrens."
And then we will hear nothing at all.
Yep, leave your brain at the barrens entrance.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
Oh god... not you, too!?!
I blame the wimminfolke.
The last thing we all hear from celery will be "Hay guyz my nite elf drood is totalee pwning nubs in tha Barrens."
And then we will hear nothing at all.
I bet we hear a low frequency humming, a scream, and then nothing at all.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited June 2007
Tickling is unfair and cruel.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Man, I should've taken a personal day. I do not want to be working right now.
No I do not.
Wait, so stalking me is now "work?"
Well you don't exactly make it easy, y'know.
Mr. I post pictures of myself on the internet but get weirded out when people save them to their harddrives and also I look like Sleepy, Dopey, and Doc had a baby, and then peed on it.
I am only lvl. 5, Dyna, I am hardly a hopeless case, although I have to admit that I have already picked up a rather uncomfortable amount of lingo involved with it.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
VISH I SWEAR TO YOU I AM STRONG
I WILL PERSEVERE
AND THE DRAINNEI ARE A SURPRISINGLY COOL RACE, DON'T YOU THINK? THAT HEAL ABILITY IS JUST SO SWELL.
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Maybe.
Wait. Schoolgirls?
SHIT!
EDIT: Apparently my girlfriend, who is sitting right next to me, took a little while to notice I was talking about her.
Needless to say, she was not happy.
"DON'T SAY THAT! HE'S SAYING THINGS ABOUT ME!"
Maybe I'll leave for a bit.
A kiss before you leave me
A kiss to build a dream on! :whistle:
*Cue trumpet solo*
Oh god... not you, too!?!
Or possibly a thousand-monkey orgy. It's all good.
No, just disappointing.
ITT Zen shows us how to never get laid again
I feel conservative when watching Michael Moore films.
mostly cuz he's a flaming tard
And then we will hear nothing at all.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
I am not displeased by the results.
No I do not.
Yep, leave your brain at the barrens entrance.
Fine she noticed it soon afterward.
I am not making things up honey.
stop ti
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Wait, so stalking me is now "work?"
I bet we hear a low frequency humming, a scream, and then nothing at all.
Mr. I post pictures of myself on the internet but get weirded out when people save them to their harddrives and also I look like Sleepy, Dopey, and Doc had a baby, and then peed on it.
I WILL PERSEVERE
AND THE DRAINNEI ARE A SURPRISINGLY COOL RACE, DON'T YOU THINK? THAT HEAL ABILITY IS JUST SO SWELL.
Stop.
No, seriously; stop. Stop.
What is wrong with you, you crazy, crazy woman. Stop.
Your hormones will be the death of him. Stop.