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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sheri, wearing one pair of pants is not the right number of pants to be wearing

    perhaps you think it is because you are wearing one pair of pants

    but were you to remove those pants, you would be entering a world of freedom and bouncy-bouncy awesometimes

    and there you will discover that wearing zero pants is, in fact, the exactly right number of pants to be wearing

    I do not think I will have anything to do with bouncing

    Sheri on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri, look at the facts here. Nusch is probably really cute without pants on. Are you cuter with pants on than he is without pants on?

    It's a metrics issue.

    Callius on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Sheri, look at the facts here. Nusch is probably really cute without pants on. Are you cuter with pants on than he is without pants on?

    It's a metrics issue.

    Yes.

    Also

    You are a big gay.

    <3

    Sheri on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    sheri, wearing one pair of pants is not the right number of pants to be wearing

    perhaps you think it is because you are wearing one pair of pants

    but were you to remove those pants, you would be entering a world of freedom and bouncy-bouncy awesometimes

    and there you will discover that wearing zero pants is, in fact, the exactly right number of pants to be wearing

    I do not think I will have anything to do with bouncing

    then you are robbing yourself of one of life's simple pleasures

    the few things in life you can do without spending money or leaving your house

    no pants bouncytimes is the best of times

    it is freedom because nobody can take away no pants bouncytimes

    nobody can take that away from you

    nobody but pants

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Penises bounce

    Vajayjays don't bounce

    Sheri on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pants and possibly shants.

    You know, those short pants combinations.


    Oh, and skorts... what the shit. It's like you want the freedom of a skirt but are still scared to go without the false safety of shorts.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri this is the internet, just say you are without pants and that there's bouncing going on, and then all this will be over

    FAQ on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Penises bounce

    Vajayjays don't bounce

    oh how very wrong you are

    vajayjays bounce alright

    they bounce on dingadongs

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Penises bounce

    Vajayjays don't bounce

    oh how very wrong you are

    vajayjays bounce alright

    they bounce on dingadongs

    D:

    D:D:D:

    Sheri on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Penises bounce

    Vajayjays don't bounce

    oh how very wrong you are

    vajayjays bounce alright

    they bounce on dingadongs

    D:

    D:D:D:

    do you hate freedom, sheri?

    do you hate nature?

    do you hate fun?

    I think you must.

    Now get your pants-wearing ass out of here, we got dingadongs and vajingos to talk about.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man shut up Rank

    Go back to pooping your brains out

    Sheri on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i don't

    lunch is over

    but i am in spirit.

    Abracadaniel on
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    look

    its called a vagina

    i looked it up in the dictionary

    tsplitter on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    look

    its called a vagina

    i looked it up in the dictionary


    i just look up skirts for those

    dont need no books

    Abracadaniel on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This page is filled with A++++ posts, would read again.

    Callius on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    what this page?

    FAQ on
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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    This page is filled with A++++ posts, would read again.

    Top of page full of hope!

    Aggronaut on

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You fuckers had better live up to that or I'm going to have to write a negative review and then no one will buy your goods off of Ebay again.

    Callius on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The image is not working.

    Remedy this immediately.

    Or Provide with other Means

    neville on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    look

    its called a vagina

    i looked it up in the dictionary

    Its called a sanjaya, now.
    I heard it on the intertubes

    neville on
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The image is not working.

    Remedy this immediately.

    Or Provide with other Means

    Sorry guys I deleted it
    neville wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    look

    its called a vagina

    i looked it up in the dictionary

    Its called a sanjaya, now.
    I heard it on the intertubes

    I thought that was some American Idol dude with bad hair

    Forever Zefiro on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The image is not working.

    Remedy this immediately.

    Or Provide with other Means

    Sorry guys I deleted it

    Batteries loaded yet for your camera?

    Aggronaut on

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The people at the Lyric Opera have added me to the list of people participating in the fall auditions. They haven't picked a date for that yet, but there is a 98% chance that I'll have a job from that. Good times.

    I also sent a request out for an application form from the San Diego Opera company. I'm hoping to send that in as soon as they give it to me (the deadline is next Saturday).

    Fiz on
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The image is not working.

    Remedy this immediately.

    Or Provide with other Means

    Sorry guys I deleted it

    Batteries loaded yet for your camera?

    Yes the battery is charged, but that will have to wait

    Off to a friend's birthday, and then wherever the night may take me

    And I undeleted it

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I start my job tomorrow.

    Well technically I go fill out a bunch of paperwork tomorrow.

    But that counts.

    Sheri on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Good luck with the new job and paperwork-filling thing!

    Vivixenne on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanks.

    Also, don't ask me about PAX until at least Wednesday, 'kay, Viv? :P

    Sheri on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wasn't gonna.

    Vivixenne on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah you were

    You were opening the IM just as you read my post, weren't you?

    Sheri on
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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    theres this really classy tavern down the street from my house.
    i think i saw conan obrian there once.
    if i can get a job there thatd be keen cause my license just got suspended for the summer.

    Drano on
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    RevenirRevenir Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I've been hunting for a job for almost a year now. . . Just an hourly job at like minimum wage would make my day. I applied at just about everywhere, and got denied at them all. Had like 30 interviews and what not. I recently discovered that the company, Choicepoint, the people who check backgrounds, uses Equifax. Equifax seriously screwed me over, due to a typo on Equifax's end, some guy up in Anaheim was put down as MY SSN. So everytime I applied for a job I came up red when they checked my background; since there was another person on my number, security risk of course (I might be a terrorist or soemthing). But the long story short is; I've filed a lawsuit against Equifax for about $8000. Haven't heard from them yet, this all happened like a week a ago, but they'll more than likely settle for like 5k or something. . . I would have much rather had a job. . .

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    ShoehornShoehorn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Back to the whole jobs thing :)

    I'm currently working for a localisation company for a decent wage, yet I know I could get more working for another company. What seems like a straightforward decision is hampered by the fact that in the current company I am leading teams on projects, while in the slightly higher paying job I would be back to merely testing again, which was my job in the current company before som e promotion.

    On top of this, my girlfriend is pregnant and we are expecting a child in December. All of a sudden, pensions and earnings seem a lot more important than before.

    I'm internally debating this a lot at the moment. should I stay in the current, less wages job, with more authority and therefore better references for the future, or should I switch to another company which pays better, but for a more menial role which i had previously been promoted from. Keep in mind though, that if I were to leave the current company within the next few months, it would leave them up a certain creek without a certain implement.

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey Sheri I was looking at your photoblog and your pictures are really neat.

    I was actually looking into getting into photography myself. What kind of equipment do you use?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    Hey Sheri I was looking at your photoblog and your pictures are really neat.

    I was actually looking into getting into photography myself. What kind of equipment do you use?

    Canon D60 and various lenses

    I really gotta update D:

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    kill the baby and your girlfriend

    and yourself to boot

    FAQ on
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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jesus fucking christ.

    Do you americans get background checked AND piss tested for every interview?

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pretty much, yeah.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ok so I put the picture back up after you crying about it and no one says anything

    Thanks a lot ok

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