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a morning of saturdays

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  • siliconenhancedsiliconenhanced __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Man I gotta go to the gameshop, pet shop, and barber shop today.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I dreamed that I was banging Natalie Portman last night.

    Why do I never have sex dreams

    It's not fair

    bongi on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I dreamed that I was banging Natalie Portman last night.

    Why do I never have sex dreams

    It's not fair

    Also we climbed up a snowy mountain during a blizzard and assaulted the Dwarven city that was built on the mountain peak.

    Dwarf arrows hurt but banging Natalie in the snow was awesome.

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Also she had hella underboob.

    Weaver on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The significance of this particular dream is that you're a cunt.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the other night i dreamed i hung out with warren ellis and we talked about that bluetooth ear gauge idea i had

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Now I feel bad about throwing the cat.

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Also she had hella underboob.

    that doesn't sound like natalie portman at all

    FAQ on
  • TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, I had a dream I boned some chick last night and I have no idea who she was. This is a rare occurrence for me.

    Also I ate peanut butter toast for breakfast, along with two espresso shots. That was pretty good.

    TSR on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I dreamed that I was banging Natalie Portman last night.

    Why do I never have sex dreams

    It's not fair

    Also we climbed up a snowy mountain during a blizzard and assaulted the Dwarven city that was built on the mountain peak.

    Dwarf arrows hurt but banging Natalie in the snow was awesome.

    was it not a bit chilly

    a bit

    shrivelled

    bongi on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I had a Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich this morning.

    Now I understand the hype, it was so delicious I nearly came in my pants

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    t Bongi-dream land is awesome!

    Weaver on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    knowing my luck i'd have a sex dream in the snow and it'd be too cold and i'd get embarassed :<

    bongi on
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Flash Gordon is the gayest thing.

    BigDes on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Flesh Gordon is the greatest thing.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i wonder if i have sex dreams

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sex dreams are a rare and beautiful occurance

    FAQ on
  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I had a Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich this morning.

    Now I understand the hype, it was so delicious I nearly came in my pants

    Dude. How late do they serve it? I need in on the hype.

    Stigma on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sex dreams make me wake up angry and disappointed.

    Then again that's how I always wake up.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    the only sex dream i can ever remember having i fucked a girl

    is that weird y/n

    bongi on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i had a dream where i body slammed the undertaker

    thats sex right?

    tsplitter on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stigma wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I had a Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich this morning.

    Now I understand the hype, it was so delicious I nearly came in my pants

    Dude. How late do they serve it? I need in on the hype.


    Till 11, you're too late.

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Stigma wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I had a Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich this morning.

    Now I understand the hype, it was so delicious I nearly came in my pants

    Dude. How late do they serve it? I need in on the hype.


    Till 11, you're too late.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    I could go for one of their regular things... but I'm pretty sure those suck.

    Stigma on
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Flesh Gordon is the greatest thing.

    That too.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I remember having a dream in which I could suck my own cock.

    I could suck my own cock but it didn't cause any kind of sensation.

    That made dream me very angry.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stigma wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Stigma wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I had a Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich this morning.

    Now I understand the hype, it was so delicious I nearly came in my pants

    Dude. How late do they serve it? I need in on the hype.


    Till 11, you're too late.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    I could go for one of their regular things... but I'm pretty sure those suck.

    When I was in line, I saw someone return a donut.

    Who does that?

    I was having fun trying to figure out what his issue was, my best idea was "There's no cream in this Boston Cream!"


    Get a Bagel with Butter, they're like a dollar.

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have had numerous sex dreams with invisible people, I'm assuming they were ladies

    FAQ on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    the only sex dream i can ever remember having i fucked a girl

    is that weird y/n

    i enjoyed it a lot

    bongi on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    clearly you're pretending to be gay because you think it's cool

    FAQ on
  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I've had multiple dreams where the world was attacked by flying whale demons who brought demonic wind with them that let people fly too. They'd hunt us all down and kill us but I was wily and clever of course.
    I'd hide in a skyscraper but the whale demons would crash through the walls and down elevator shafts chasing me. Eventually the building would give in to all the damage and fall down. Not collapse, but fall forward. I always have an awesome view from inside through a big window. There's a alot of g force to be experienced and then the building lands in water and I try not to drown.

    Comin' up to the surface of the water I find that it's on fire. There are people everywhere flipping out and the whale demons are eating everyone.

    I somehow escape, fly away and then bang the hell out of natalie portman.

    Those are awesome dreams.



    t StaleGoatee ;) It's gettin' late anyway. I'm going to hold out for some serious meal business. Oh and I didn't think it was possible to return a donut. What the hell?

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I've had sex dreams.

    I hope they're as good as the real deal.

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    MAN!

    Quit trying to fit in with the internet by pretending to be a virgin.

    Stigma on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I just want friends...

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    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    oh maaaaaaaan


    I switched ptsd meds today

    And I accidentally took a double dose for the day

    I'm vviibbrraattiinngg

    Weaver on
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