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I shall call him Fred, the plant of no ambition

ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
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This is a picture of a clump of hair that has collected on the floor of our shower. A plant has sprouted from it.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm really disturbed by that.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think I'm going to plant it in a pot. I'm sort of touched by the effort that the thing has made to live.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That is wrong. So wrong.

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Please I want to believe that this is real but it seems so implausible. Also plants don't have will. Or feelings.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    how did a plant seed get in your shower in the first place

    this is the important question

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    name him something better than fred

    because that plant is too great to be a fred

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My god, the British are filthy.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Please I want to believe that this is real but it seems so implausible. Also plants don't have will. Or feelings.

    Would you like me to take another photo of it, with some sort of sign next to it? I'm not touching it, though.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm pretty sure there are dorm bathrooms all over the world filthier than that one.

    France.



    Tennesse.



    East Jerechtevique.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Did you do this willingly, or were you too lazy to pick up a gigantic ball of hair?

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It was only a semi-related thought, I guess.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    Somebody in that house has dirty treehugger blood. Purge the devil from them with fire.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't believe it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure there are dorm bathrooms all over the world filthier than that one.

    France.



    Tennesse.



    East Jerechtevique.
    Let us not forget Italy. The French are obsessive compulsive next to that lot of side-switching moped jockies.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    slow wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't believe it.
    Habeeb it.
    Baleeted.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My hometown was so bad about cleaning out the gutters in our neighborhood that we had cat tails growing in them one summer. It was pretty fucking vile.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    Is that Loop?

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  • superslothsupersloth Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    in hair? wtf.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    yes

    that is indeed Loop

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    is 100 bullets any good any more

    i stopped around 60-something

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Did you do this willingly, or were you too lazy to pick up a gigantic ball of hair?
    What I reckon has happened, is since the drain is slightly blocked a little puddle forms every time, but only gets so large. Every time we shower I think the hair has just floated to the edge and built up.

    I most certainly have not hand crafted a ball of body hair.

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Please I want to believe that this is real but it seems so implausible. Also plants don't have will. Or feelings.

    Would you like me to take another photo of it, with some sort of sign next to it? I'm not touching it, though.

    Yes.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't believe it.

    Seriously, would you like me to position something behind it and take another photo?

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    In order believe I would have to see a high megapixel image of the root system.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't believe it.

    Seriously, would you like me to position something behind it and take another photo?

    it's possibly you just stuck a plant in hair

    I think that's what people are saying

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't believe it.

    Seriously, would you like me to position something behind it and take another photo?

    it's possibly you just stuck a plant in hair

    I think that's what people are saying

    Well that's rather insulting.

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  • arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think its kinda cute.

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't believe it.

    Seriously, would you like me to position something behind it and take another photo?

    it's possibly you just stuck a plant in hair

    I think that's what people are saying

    Well that's rather insulting.

    This is the internet.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Are we talking like you dug it out of the drain, or there was that much hair just sitting in the tub?

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm just rather put off by the way this brave plant has been insulted by this thread title.
    I think it has more ambition than most of the people on this continent!

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Are we talking like you dug it out of the drain, or there was that much hair just sitting in the tub?

    It's a wet room. You literally walk in and there's a drain and a shower. That's it. I promise that the hair has collected into a ball on its own and I promise I did not seek out a tiny seed to plant it in said hair ball.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ferrets54 wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Please I want to believe that this is real but it seems so implausible. Also plants don't have will. Or feelings.

    Would you like me to take another photo of it, with some sort of sign next to it? I'm not touching it, though.

    Take another photo

    One that isn't so blurry

    And include today's newspaper

    You don't really have to do that last part.

    Also, I believe that you didn't put it there, ferrets. You're good people.

    But eeeew.

    EDIT: Damnit woman, focus!

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    guys i went into the pax forum for some mysterious reason and now my head hurts


    hurts

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    That's pretty friggin' gross.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm so going to plant it and keep it. I will need to buy some gloves.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Keep an ear out for random outbursts of broadway tunes.


    If you hear them, torch the plant.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ferrets, your name isn't Seymour, is it?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I would let Steve Martin drill my cavaties so hard.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Is one of your roommates a Wookie?

    Or Greek?

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