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I hate people who want their names changed

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Why? Why is it that important? Why didn't you think "oh I don't want to be called supercool50l1d5n4k3 because people won't take me seriously" BEFORE you signed up? And why do you think "Ultra Biscuit" is a better name? Or whatever? Or the other one is "Hi my name is ultramutantbongobongo but people just call me UMBB so I thought I'd shorten it to that"

WHY?!

WHY?!?!?!

Or "hi I'm james32145 can I change my name to james or is that already taken"

YES. YES IT IS FUCKING TAKEN. I KNOW WITHOUT CHECKING THAT IT IS ALREADY TAKEN. AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU DECIDED TO BE JAMES 32145 WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING CHECKING IF YOU COULD BE JAMES 2?!

and then

sometimes

sometimes you get a week later

"hi tube it's me again can I change my name back no one knows who I am any more"

NO FUCKING SHIT GENIUS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

When Whippy handed over he was all like "oh being admin is super" until the handover and then he said and I quote "have fun changing fifty names a day"

Prick.

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    I guess I'm glad I decided not to ask then.

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    They are the ones who picked thier shitty name
    Suffer with your lack of imagination

    So the name you picked sounded cool while you were stoned,drunk or in high school suffer with the shame of a shitty name

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    This is my new template reply

    "On my desk there is a coin. This coin will be flipped. If the coin comes up heads, you will have your "change of name" to the name of your choice. If it comes up tails, you will have the "change of name" that of my choice.

    DO YOU ACCEPT THESE TERMS"

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    If I asked for one, and it came up tails, what would I get? Because anything's better than "wallhitter"

  • KaputaKaputa Registered User regular
    I'm glad I asked when Whippy was still in power!

    And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    you liar

    you don't have a desk

  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Kaputa wrote: »
    I'm glad I asked when Whippy was still in power!

    And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.

    I joined at 13, and decided to lurk for about a year. My name was back when I thought "swordelf" and "shiskeybob bringer" were good names.

    God what a dumbfuck period that was.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fact: It's a double tails coin.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    If I asked for one, and it came up tails, what would I get? Because anything's better than "wallhitter"

    Probably something along the lines of "Dicknipple Pisseye" or "KING FAG"

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Fact: It's a double tails coin.

    False it's not a coin but a finger placed upon a mouse hovering over the ban user button

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    hahahahahaha

  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    note: tube does not hate changing people's names in general, just when they ask for it

  • KaputaKaputa Registered User regular
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Kaputa wrote: »
    I'm glad I asked when Whippy was still in power!

    And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.

    I joined at 13, and decided to lurk for about a year. My name was back when I thought "swordelf" and "shiskeybob bringer" were good names.

    God what a dumbfuck period that was.
    To be fair, wallhitter is probably better than "swordelf." You could be the most brilliant and insightful poster ever and I'd still think you were a fucking retard if your name was swordelf.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    James wrote: »
    hahahahahaha

    what what are you laughing at

    who got KING FAG again?

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  • JaninJanin Registered User
    I'm tempted to ask in this thread to change to a joke name, but afraid you might actually change it.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    just change their name to something worse.

    like.

    "oh you wanted your name changed to james? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU'RE "I TAKE IT IN THE ASS AND I LIKE TO EAT SHIT" NOW!"

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Fedora wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    If I asked for one, and it came up tails, what would I get? Because anything's better than "wallhitter"

    Probably something along the lines of "Dicknipple Pisseye" or "KING FAG"

    I kinda like those, actually. Self-demeaning yet oddly good humored.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Kaputa wrote: »
    I'm glad I asked when Whippy was still in power!

    And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.

    I joined at 13, and decided to lurk for about a year. My name was back when I thought "swordelf" and "shiskeybob bringer" were good names.

    God what a dumbfuck period that was.

    Why don't you make your choice and roll the dice

    roll the dice being a somewhat redundant metaphor for tossing a coin

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  • QuasiStaticQuasiStatic __BANNED USERS
    Wait, you actually change people's names?

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    hahahahahaha

    what what are you laughing at

    who got KING FAG again?

    my name is James and you changed my name for me

  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Wait, you actually change people's names?

    nope

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    HAHA did I seriously? Holy shit I didn't even realise. I just picked a name.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Zephyr wrote: »
    just change their name to something worse.

    like.

    "oh you wanted your name changed to james? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU'RE "I TAKE IT IN THE ASS AND I LIKE TO EAT SHIT" NOW!"

    Wow.

    Tube, listen to this guy.

    He's going places.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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  • JaninJanin Registered User
    Wait, you actually change people's names?

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=20159

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    James wrote: »
    hahahahahaha

    what what are you laughing at

    who got KING FAG again?

    I think it was Meissnerd

  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Kaputa wrote: »
    I'm glad I asked when Whippy was still in power!

    And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.

    I joined at 13, and decided to lurk for about a year. My name was back when I thought "swordelf" and "shiskeybob bringer" were good names.

    God what a dumbfuck period that was.

    Why don't you make your choice and roll the dice

    roll the dice being a somewhat redundant metaphor for tossing a coin

    All I really want is it changed to Wallhitter. Just a simple grammatical fix. Surely that is not a huge demand, sir.

    So yeah, if you get heads, capitalize the "W", please. If it's tails...you know what to do. I will accept "faggy mcshiteatershitter cockblowing whoregay" or whatevs.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    HAHA did I seriously? Holy shit I didn't even realise. I just picked a name.

    Yes it was a while ago.

  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User
    Tube will you replace the underscore in my name with a space.

    Underscores are silly.

  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    The_Cheese wrote: »
    Tube will you replace the underscore in my name with a space.

    Underscores are silly.

    you're thilly.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    The_Cheese wrote: »
    Tube will you replace the underscore in my name with a space.

    Underscores are silly.

    I will get a coin.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Excuse me while I register the account name "The Cheese"

    EDIT: whoops, it's taken

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    heads

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User
    You're good people, Tube.

  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User
    I guess you hate me now, though.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    The Cheese wrote: »
    I guess you hate me now, though.

    what do you mean hate you now?

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User
    well damn

    i hope deleting that underscore didn't make your tendonitis flare up

    jerk

  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    So, uh, after much deliberation...Tube, could you capitalize the "w" in my name? As in, make me Wallhitter? "wallhitter" makes me sound...I dunno, dumber.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Fuck, heads.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Woo. Thanks, man.

    Just...don't yell at me.

  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i should ask for a name change. can't ego-search this one, its awful!

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