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Why? Why is it that important? Why didn't you think "oh I don't want to be called supercool50l1d5n4k3 because people won't take me seriously" BEFORE you signed up? And why do you think "Ultra Biscuit" is a better name? Or whatever? Or the other one is "Hi my name is ultramutantbongobongo but people just call me UMBB so I thought I'd shorten it to that"
WHY?!
WHY?!?!?!
Or "hi I'm james32145 can I change my name to james or is that already taken"
YES. YES IT IS FUCKING TAKEN. I KNOW WITHOUT CHECKING THAT IT IS ALREADY TAKEN. AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU DECIDED TO BE JAMES 32145 WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING CHECKING IF YOU COULD BE JAMES 2?!
and then
sometimes
sometimes you get a week later
"hi tube it's me again can I change my name back no one knows who I am any more"
NO FUCKING SHIT GENIUS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
When Whippy handed over he was all like "oh being admin is super" until the handover and then he said and I quote "have fun changing fifty names a day"
Prick.
Tube on
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"On my desk there is a coin. This coin will be flipped. If the coin comes up heads, you will have your "change of name" to the name of your choice. If it comes up tails, you will have the "change of name" that of my choice.
DO YOU ACCEPT THESE TERMS"
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"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.
I joined at 13, and decided to lurk for about a year. My name was back when I thought "swordelf" and "shiskeybob bringer" were good names.
God what a dumbfuck period that was.
To be fair, wallhitter is probably better than "swordelf." You could be the most brilliant and insightful poster ever and I'd still think you were a fucking retard if your name was swordelf.
"oh you wanted your name changed to james? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU'RE "I TAKE IT IN THE ASS AND I LIKE TO EAT SHIT" NOW!"
Wow.
Tube, listen to this guy.
He's going places.
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.
I joined at 13, and decided to lurk for about a year. My name was back when I thought "swordelf" and "shiskeybob bringer" were good names.
God what a dumbfuck period that was.
Why don't you make your choice and roll the dice
roll the dice being a somewhat redundant metaphor for tossing a coin
All I really want is it changed to Wallhitter. Just a simple grammatical fix. Surely that is not a huge demand, sir.
So yeah, if you get heads, capitalize the "W", please. If it's tails...you know what to do. I will accept "faggy mcshiteatershitter cockblowing whoregay" or whatevs.
Excuse me while I register the account name "The Cheese"
EDIT: whoops, it's taken
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
So, uh, after much deliberation...Tube, could you capitalize the "w" in my name? As in, make me Wallhitter? "wallhitter" makes me sound...I dunno, dumber.
Posts
Suffer with your lack of imagination
So the name you picked sounded cool while you were stoned,drunk or in high school suffer with the shame of a shitty name
"On my desk there is a coin. This coin will be flipped. If the coin comes up heads, you will have your "change of name" to the name of your choice. If it comes up tails, you will have the "change of name" that of my choice.
DO YOU ACCEPT THESE TERMS"
And I blame the fact that I was fourteen when I joined, and thought having a pointless "12" at the end of my name wasn't retarded.
you don't have a desk
I joined at 13, and decided to lurk for about a year. My name was back when I thought "swordelf" and "shiskeybob bringer" were good names.
God what a dumbfuck period that was.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Probably something along the lines of "Dicknipple Pisseye" or "KING FAG"
False it's not a coin but a finger placed upon a mouse hovering over the ban user button
what what are you laughing at
who got KING FAG again?
like.
"oh you wanted your name changed to james? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU'RE "I TAKE IT IN THE ASS AND I LIKE TO EAT SHIT" NOW!"
I kinda like those, actually. Self-demeaning yet oddly good humored.
Why don't you make your choice and roll the dice
roll the dice being a somewhat redundant metaphor for tossing a coin
my name is James and you changed my name for me
nope
Wow.
Tube, listen to this guy.
He's going places.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=20159
I think it was Meissnerd
All I really want is it changed to Wallhitter. Just a simple grammatical fix. Surely that is not a huge demand, sir.
So yeah, if you get heads, capitalize the "W", please. If it's tails...you know what to do. I will accept "faggy mcshiteatershitter cockblowing whoregay" or whatevs.
Yes it was a while ago.
Underscores are silly.
you're thilly.
I will get a coin.
EDIT: whoops, it's taken
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
what do you mean hate you now?
i hope deleting that underscore didn't make your tendonitis flare up
jerk
Just...don't yell at me.