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[Phalla] Ad Astra Per Phalla - (begins @9PDT, reserve signups available)

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    How long is this game predicted to last?

    I may not join if it runs too long.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    How long is this game predicted to last?

    I may not join if it runs too long.
    about 10 days

    We can kill you earlier, if you want?

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Put me down for number 20

    I will think of a good ship name in a little while.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I name my ship The Conchord!

    Steam Profile - Variable114 | WiiU - Variable | 3DS - 3866-8105-7478
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  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    AcidSerra wrote: »
    I !sign up for #5
    And my ship shall be named Lady Serenity


    (seriously nobody picked that one yet?)

    I almost did but I thought i'd be mocked for lack of creativity.

    someone should use Event Horizon.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Someone needs to name their ship the Outlaw Star.

    You will get a navigational computer that is also a naked girl.

    Sounds good to me! My ship is the Outlaw Star.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    How long is this game predicted to last?

    I may not join if it runs too long.
    about 10 days

    We can kill you earlier, if you want?

    Bah, that's too long. I guess Insane Phalla will be my last until August.

    Dammit, and this one seems so fun

    Goodbye...Go Villagers....

    I fully expect a transcript of all important Phalla events when I get back

    It must include important grudges, prejudices, holy shit moments, etc.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It will last a maximum of ten days.

    If you do very, very badly it might be shorter.

    (This is not out of the realm of possibility. You'll see why.)


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    I would totally sign up, but I know too much.

    :(

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I would totally sign up, but I know too much.

    :(
    How is this different from other phallas?

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I would totally sign up, but I know too much.

    :(
    How is this different from other phallas?

    In other phallas, I didn't help the hosts design the rule sets?

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's true.

    Also, in an effort to make Phallas a safer experience for all involved, Ardor will be helping me with narrations.

    Breathe easy, village! No deals with the enemy will be made in this apocalyptic future!

    Fear not, aliens! This hoo-man--nay, more a spider than a man--will not weave the network of your doom!


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    No Ardor *and* no ElJeffe? Who are we going to follow like sheep then? :o

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for #50.
    My ship is the H.M.S. Pinafore.

  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Titmouse wrote: »
    I !sign up for #50.
    My ship is the H.M.S. Pinafore.

    #50 was taken right off the bat; do you have an alternate choice?


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for slot 29
    Ship's name is USS Sardonic

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Titmouse wrote: »
    I !sign up for #50.
    My ship is the H.M.S. Pinafore.

    #50 was taken right off the bat; do you have an alternate choice?

    Damn it, I meant 25. I don't know how I typed 50.

  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You were thinking you were twice as good as the other players?


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    More like twice as doomed, amirite?

  • drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User
    edited June 2007
    This sounds neat! :)

    I'll pilot the Riptide in spot 19.

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    It's true.

    Also, in an effort to make Phallas a safer experience for all involved, Ardor will be helping me with narrations.

    Breathe easy, village! No deals with the enemy will be made in this apocalyptic future!

    Fear not, aliens! This hoo-man--nay, more a spider than a man--will not weave the network of your doom!

    There are some positives here though.

    1) Someone else can make such deals
    2) Someone else can create this network of doom
    3) I can be bribed for information, Tuxkamen cannot*

    *Do not tell Tuxkamen about number 3.

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    I am going to take Ardor's spot in this phalla. Deals for everyone!

  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So Ardor, how much for information on Special spots?

    Please quote a price in beer or hours of spooning.:winky:

  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up as my age, 12

    My ship is... The Wiggin' Drez

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for spot 45 on the ship called Magnus Penis.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    'Phallus Magnus' would seem more dignified. x_x


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2007
    I sign up for #27

    My ship is The Artful Dodger

  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    I sign up for #27

    And your ship name is... Shinto?

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    I sign up for #27

    My ship is The Artful Dodger
    You're just asking for a

    "Dodge THIS"

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I will pilot the "Ghoulius Caesar" at spot number 3

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !sign up for #46.

    My ship is the McGreggor


    edit: this game is going to be so fun

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    'Phallus Magnus' would seem more dignified. x_x

    Dignified? Me? Silly.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I will pilot the "Ghoulius Caesar" at spot number 3


    G-g-g-ghost pirates???!!!???

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ooh, I so want to join, but starting next week and for three weeks, I'll be quite unable to participate in Phalla games. But taking a one-month break isn't so bad. Someone else will have to take care of the spreadsheet and vote tracking for this one, the Infinity Squared will not be sailing with you this time.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    Even though I'm neither playing in this game nor running it, I'm still going to find a way to kill you all.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ElJeffe's victory condition: All game participants must die in such a manner that no group's victory condition is satisfied.

  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Hi Cheez.

    That other Phalla is sure crazy. See you there!

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    I will pilot the "Ghoulius Caesar" at spot number 3


    G-g-g-ghost pirates???!!!???

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    Interstellar dopplegangers!

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Maybe I missed this, but on what day does this start?

    I'm driving from CA to KY starting Tuesday, but I'm planning on driving through the night, so my target arrival day is Thursday. Depending on when this starts, I may not miss anything, or just one day. If it starts tomorrow, though, obviously it's out of the question.

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The plan, dependent on signups, is to start Tuesday evening at 6:00PM PDT.

    The first voting will be on Wednesday evening at 6:00PM PDT.


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
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