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[Phalla] Ad Astra Per Phalla - (begins @9PDT, reserve signups available)

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    So...3 more spots? If I keep posting so this stays near the top of the index will it increase the chances of others signing up?
    Couldn't hurt.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Hmmm....you may have a point. Sadly I'm feeling very sleepy so even if it started now I doubt I'd have time to start the day 1 shenanigans.

    Quick, somebody bandwagon Squashua for me!
    Spoiler:

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User
    Hmmm....you may have a point. Sadly I'm feeling very sleepy so even if it started now I doubt I'd have time to start the day 1 shenanigans.

    Quick, somebody bandwagon Squashua for me!
    Spoiler:

    Did someone say Shenanigans?

  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    I !sign up for #10.
    My ship is the Jabroni

  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    Recomatose wrote: »
    I !sign up for #10.
    My ship is the Jabroni

    24, 35, and 40 are left. Which would you prefer?

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I !sign up for #24.
    My ship is The Hummer.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Hmmm....you may have a point. Sadly I'm feeling very sleepy so even if it started now I doubt I'd have time to start the day 1 shenanigans.

    Quick, somebody bandwagon Squashua for me!
    Spoiler:

    Did someone say Shenanigans?

    Oh....wow...awkward. Uh....look, just one more sign up until you can be started up! Isn't that grand?

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    Whoa, whoa, whoa. :D

    Okay, that's fifty, but:

    Raneados and Recomatose, the numbers left are 35 and 40. I also need ship names.

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    I !sign up for #40.
    My ship is The Leverage.

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    Woot, lets do it!

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    That makes Recomatose #35, in the Jabroni.

    That's it! The cooking's done--the Science Fiction Battle is OVAH!

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    Raneados must be Tux's alt.

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    I think he deleted his post. The first one just said 'I'm in!' Seriously.

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    I think he deleted his post. The first one just said 'I'm in!' Seriously.

    So when should we expect PMs around? I suck with time zones and I'm in EST if that helps you helps me. :D

    NNID: Sabuiy
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    Saburbia wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    I think he deleted his post. The first one just said 'I'm in!' Seriously.

    So when should we expect PMs around? I suck with time zones and I'm in EST if that helps you helps me. :D

    Anything Tux says timewise is your time - 3 hours

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Sure...covering your bases!

    I totally wanted to reply to that Iron Chef reference but....well my brain isn't rhyming anything that makes sense.

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    #40 and Starship Bistromath

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    First of all:

    You can still !sign up to be a reserve player.

    I will get PMs to you all sooner rather than later. The first round of PMs will basically give you your guild membership, so you know who to fight with. If you have a special role of some sort, that will arrive in a separate PM afterwards (probably when the OP narration goes up).

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    I !sign up for #40.
    My ship is The Leverage.

    Is this a Battlefield Earth reference?

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    giltanis, I'm sorry, but we closed up; I'd love to put you as a reserve, though.

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    Raneados must be Tux's alt.

    see this is why I don't come to D&D

    nobody knows who I am

    oldschool Forumer here

    03 baby

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    I !sign up for #40.
    My ship is The Leverage.

    Is this a Battlefield Earth reference?

    seeing as though I've never watched it or read it, I doubt it

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    NP. I understand. Should of signed up while I was at work ;-)

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    Raneados must be Tux's alt.

    see this is why I don't come to D&D

    nobody knows who I am

    oldschool Forumer here

    03 baby

    I know who you are....you're that dude with the oddly disturbing avatar.

    Though that's exactly the reason why I don't got to SE++.

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    I am everything that is SE

    I embody it, so to speak

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Some people told me to come here. What do I do.

    alsoidontunderstandphallas.

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    Raneados wrote: »
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    Raneados must be Tux's alt.

    see this is why I don't come to D&D

    nobody knows who I am

    oldschool Forumer here

    03 baby

    It was a joke, I recognize you.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    That's freaky. Our Host has psychic powers!

    Raneados must be Tux's alt.

    see this is why I don't come to D&D

    nobody knows who I am

    oldschool Forumer here

    03 baby

    It was a joke, I recognize you.

    I wasn't

    I never come to D&D because I don;t fit in over this side of the tracks

    but I love Phalla games so I hurgleburgled and cocksdickslolled my way over from sludgetown


    :D

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    I am everything that is SE

    I embody it, so to speak

    Yep.

    Your avatar is the perfect metaphor for SE to me. It's incomprehensible, frightening and hypnotically attractive.

    I try to look away but I find myself staring in horror.....

    Anyways, welcome to D&D, Top Hats and Monocles are required FYI.

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    we have those over there

    we're forced to wear them rather than our preferred cavemen and poo garb

    otherwise the mods hit us


    don't you guys have Thanatos as a mod?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    we have those over there

    we're forced to wear them rather than our preferred cavemen and poo garb

    otherwise the mods hit us


    don't you guys have Thanatos as a mod?

    He's a Mod Lite so he doesn't count....*RUNS THE FUCK AWAY*
    Spoiler:

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    see we don't do stuff like that in SE

    like the *action in asterisks* stuff or the kowtowing to the mods

    I mean

    some of us do, but the good people don't. We have a good system that occasionally drives our mods to explode in anger and post clown penises. Tried and true.

    also we have lots of people that type in teeny weeny line paragraph things like this

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I'd like to pop in a reserve signup.

    So...

    I !sign up for whatever becomes available.

    My ship name is Absolution

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    I am everything that is SE

    I embody it, so to speak

    Yep.

    Your avatar is the perfect metaphor for SE to me. It's incomprehensible, frightening and hypnotically attractive.

    I try to look away but I find myself staring in horror.....

    Anyways, welcome to D&D, Top Hats and Monocles are required FYI.

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    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    hey shankil

    man that Phalla game is going terribly, right?


    hey D&D folks, want to see how 3 bad dudes in a Phalla can destroy like 30 good guys?

    go check out SE's Phalla

    there's still 2 left against like 8 good guys with no specials

    everyone is FUCKED

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    hey shankil

    man that Phalla game is going terribly, right?


    hey D&D folks, want to see how 3 bad dudes in a Phalla can destroy like 30 good guys?

    go check out SE's Phalla

    there's still 2 left against like 8 good guys with no specials

    everyone is FUCKED

    SE people suck at Phalla.

    Take it from Rane and I.

    The first two votes were just against annoying people, and the mob vote hasnt taken out a single bad guy yet. The one person actually eliminated was done in a post-mortem kill by a mod and I.

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Oh, the spoiler was mostly because Than has recently said something to the effect that ignoring somebody because they're a "mod-lite" will get your ass kicked. Just had to make sure it was obviously a joke, I can't be having my ODAM crack taken away....I'd get the shakes.

    I find it's funny the rep SE has. Last time I looked around it was filled with awesomeness (That video creation contest...) and not too huge an amount of crazyness. I may have been blinded by the awesomeness of the vids.

    I totally want my PM! I'm dying of anticipation!

    Edit: Didn't you guys Bandwagon Squashua early? Cause you can't be playing too wrong if that's the case...

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    How exactly does the guild system work?

  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User
    Raneados wrote: »
    hey shankil

    man that Phalla game is going terribly, right?


    hey D&D folks, want to see how 3 bad dudes in a Phalla can destroy like 30 good guys?

    go check out SE's Phalla

    there's still 2 left against like 8 good guys with no specials

    everyone is FUCKED

    Don't we still have our Knob? Or did he die?

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