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Hitman trailer is out

UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHof14AjWN4

Visually, it looks pretty faithful to the games. A lot of scenes taken from Blood Money, not to mention the score. Based on that alone I think it looks awesome..

But, 47 apparently has a love interest, and there are tons of explosions. So I guess it'll be standard hollywood action film fare, which although I knew it would be, I had always hoped it would be a dark psychological kind of film. Oh well.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    thanks a lot G&T

    also it looks terrible

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    generic movie concept based off a generic video game concept

    should be stunning

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    he looks like he has no idea what he's doing whenever he pulls out a gun

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    To bring us peace? Why can't we just have some fucking bald dude killing people for money? Is that so wrong?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    stupid people

    ruining a good asshole killer

    rawr

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    man I played hitman: blood money

    I had such a bad time

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    stupid people

    ruining a good asshole killer

    rawr

    "you know what would make this thing which doesn't involve love great? A LOVE STORY"

    "BRILLIANT"

    /stab

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sometimes all the public want is monetary transactions and murder

    they always have to try jazz it up

    i say no to jazz

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    that's how hollywood adapts everything

    okay that's good, but we need everyone to be wearing leather, and also, throw in a love story

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, if they made a movie about this Hitman, it would be super:

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    Of course, I don't really see how it would work.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man I played hitman: blood money

    I had such a bad time

    Fuck you, buddy! Blood Money was awesome.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    gazamc wrote: »
    sometimes all the public want is monetary transactions and murder

    they always have to try jazz it up

    i say no to jazz
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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Timothy Olyphant could not look more out of place in that role.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man I played hitman: blood money

    I had such a bad time

    Fuck you, buddy! Blood Money was awesome.

    hey, for you maybe

    I don't like being stealthy

    which is why I did not have a good time

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What is sad is agent 47 is such an awesome character it really would make a good movie if done right.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    A CHASTITY BELT?!

    That's going to chafe my willie...

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I am clone. I kill people.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hey riggs, you know it was me who got you jailed

    right?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man I played hitman: blood money

    I had such a bad time

    Fuck you, buddy! Blood Money was awesome.

    hey, for you maybe

    I don't like being stealthy

    which is why I did not have a good time

    If you earn enough money being stealthy to get the good weapon upgrades you don't have to be stealthy anymore. I completed the Mardi Gras mission once killing over 200 people and many other missions killing everyone on the map.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This movie is gonna be so awful

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Why the hell isn't Vin Diesel the Hitman?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man I played hitman: blood money

    I had such a bad time

    Fuck you, buddy! Blood Money was awesome.

    hey, for you maybe

    I don't like being stealthy

    which is why I did not have a good time

    If you earn enough money being stealthy to get the good weapon upgrades you don't have to be stealthy anymore. I completed the Mardi Gras mission once killing over 200 people and many other missions killing everyone on the map.

    see, but in a situation where stealthiness is encouraged--rewarded, even--I feel compelled to be stealthy, and that I've fallen short of my mark when my stealthiness is less than ideal.

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    hey riggs, you know it was me who got you jailed

    right?

    Why would I know that? Why would you say so?

    thanks a lot buddy

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Why the hell isn't Vin Diesel the Hitman?

    Don't know. I thought the job was his but the fact that it isn't is a plus in my book.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    hey riggs, you know it was me who got you jailed

    right?

    Why would I know that? Why would you say so?

    thanks a lot buddy

    just kidding

    thought why I thought it was funny, none can say

    none will ever know

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'll leave pre-judgment aside and actually go see this one.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Goddamnit, Hollywood and Valve, where is my fucking Half-Life movie!?

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Olyphant is good in deadwood

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Goddamnit, Hollywood and Valve, where is my fucking Half-Life movie!?

    half-life was a movie

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This is easily worse than putting tits in a Batman movie.


    Hitman doesn't need any boobies, okay?

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Goddamnit, Hollywood and Valve, where is my fucking Half-Life movie!?

    half-life was a movie

    Which is exactly why porting it to the silver-screen would be so fucking simple... Just find some look-alike actors, throw in 200 million for special effects, copy-and-paste the story-line from Valve, and... viola! A movie I'd see 10 times in 10 days!

    Hell, maybe even go balls-crazy and have the geniuses at Valve write a screenplay that is original! It would rock my cock!

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This movie looks pretty shitty

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    This actually looks like a decent movie. I need to get Blood Money for my comp.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    wiggin you are great

    it's like, I have an opinon--I know, know, you'll have the opposite one

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wiggin has cataracts

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Wiggin just likes movies where things explode.
    It's a weakness.

    Also, I love games where the object is to be stealthy. Splinter Cell? I fucking owned in the original, and I was awesome at CT.

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It looks kinda interesting. I might go see it.

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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Goddamnit, Hollywood and Valve, where is my fucking Half-Life movie!?

    What was that movie with Cheen that had those aliens with backwards bending knees? It was like HL.

    EDIT: The Arrival. He looks like Gordon in it.

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    ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Because vin diedel is a homo-sex-ual

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My guess is, Valve has a Half-Life movie in the tank somewhere... And they're waiting for the right moment. Or the right set of circumstances (right director, studio willing to let them do their own vision, actors, etc.).

    And why do I think this? Writing.

    Valve employs some very high-quality writers full-time, and they can't be writing all the time for the games. Let's face it, since Half-Life 1 was released, the same writers have been on the payroll for nearly 10 years to produce roughly 45 hours worth of gameplay, atleast 35 of which is spent fighting, so only 5-10 hours of storytelling. So, these writers must be doing something, and writing a quality screenplay for a very successful franchise is definitely a good way to spend that money, I would think.

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