[Phalla] Ad Astra Per Phalla: Finale - Humanity Enslaved

Shenanigans

!vote Robothero

Dog

I would have to be a pretty stupid alien to kill someone after I voted and retracted a vote for them (being a non bandwagon target). Thats like a badguy 101 mistake right there. If anything, its an alien move to make me look suspicious.

So funny that you bring that up, !Last son, alien.

Shenanigans

I !retract my vote for RobotHero

I !vote for Last Son


I haveto go to stupid work now.

good luck, humans. I hope all goes well tonight.

Last Son

Quick, someone vote for a 3rd party so Shenanigans switches his vote again! Wait, I'll do it.

I !Retract Robothero
I !vote Shenanigans

I still think Robothero is an alien, but I think theres a better chance of people voting for Shenanigans.

giltanis

This is gona be like tuesday again isn't it?

giltanis

I !vote Last Son Switching to another human 'cause you can't start your first bandwagon? Alien!

life3

I'll !vote Last Son. If you're going to start a bandwagon, sir, you need to drive that wagon! While I do think robothero is a suspicious fellow, you need to show me some intestinal fortitude. I'm guessing aliens don't have intestines, though.

Bogey

What about Raneados? His last post was 4 days ago and tux was still thinking about what to do with him.

tuxkamen

Bogey wrote: »

What about Raneados? His last post was 4 days ago and tux was still thinking about what to do with him.

As I mentioned before, Raneados has said he was withdrawing. I just haven't gotten around to offing him yet.

Dog

I don't particularly like the idea of bandwagoning Last Son just because he called me out, i hope there is something better to go on.

Personally I find real_pochacco extremely suspicious. It seems like every time time someone is super inquisitive about everything, and extremely "surprised" whenever the narration comes up, they turn up as an evil or netural.

real_pochacco

robothero wrote: »

I don't particularly like the idea of bandwagoning Last Son just because he called me out, i hope there is something better to go on.

Personally I find real_pochacco extremely suspicious. It seems like every time time someone is super inquisitive about everything, and extremely "surprised" whenever the narration comes up, they turn up as an evil or netural.

Yeah, I don't really like this bandwagon either, but I guess I'll I !vote Last son.

Not to play the "noob" card, but this is my second phalla, and the first one I was in was a very small one. Add that to the fact that I'm in that "between high school and college" summer and without a job, and you get someone that posts a lot even though they probably don't have very much insight to give.

Couscous

life3 wrote: »

I'll !vote Last Son. If you're going to start a bandwagon, sir, you need to drive that wagon! While I do think robothero is a suspicious fellow, you need to show me some intestinal fortitude. I'm guessing aliens don't have intestines, though.

Do aliens even eat?

To make my post in any way relevant, I will probably vote later for Last Son.

Edit: I do find Shenanigan somewhat suspicious, but I have little proof for that.

Smasher

Right about now is when knowing who the dead people were would be really handy.

Since we don't I !vote for life3. A lot of his posts have the "jokingly accusing someone of being an alien" thing going on which is something bad guys sometimes do to put people at ease with them. My gut tells me to roll with that, so I will.

tuxkamen

Ninety minutes remain; about half of you still need to vote.

Dog

I will !retract my vote for Last Son, since he has retracted his vote on me.

Instead, I will go with my gut and !vote real_pochacco

life3

Smasher wrote: »

Right about now is when knowing who the dead people were would be really handy.

Since we don't I !vote for life3. A lot of his posts have the "jokingly accusing someone of being an alien" thing going on which is something bad guys sometimes do to put people at ease with them. My gut tells me to roll with that, so I will.

These are no jokes. My posts are as serious as a heart-attack. Take a look back and you'll notice I provide context for all votes and suspicions.

For example, your post looks innocent enough; but it looks like a potential set-up for the last minute bad kitty style shenanigans that took place last night(sans holiday). You suspiciously slipped on board that one at the last minute.

Smasher

life3 wrote: »

Smasher wrote: »

Right about now is when knowing who the dead people were would be really handy.

Since we don't I !vote for life3. A lot of his posts have the "jokingly accusing someone of being an alien" thing going on which is something bad guys sometimes do to put people at ease with them. My gut tells me to roll with that, so I will.

These are no jokes. My posts are as serious as a heart-attack. Take a look back and you'll notice I provide context for all votes and suspicions.

For example, your post looks innocent enough; but it looks like a potential set-up for the last minute bad kitty style shenanigans that took place last night(sans holiday). You suspiciously slipped on board that one at the last minute.

Bad Kitty (for me at least) was more about saving our maybe seer and confirmed human. I almost voted for you, but the bandwagon swung against her so I went with it.

Couscous

life3 wrote: »

Smasher wrote: »

Right about now is when knowing who the dead people were would be really handy.

Since we don't I !vote for life3. A lot of his posts have the "jokingly accusing someone of being an alien" thing going on which is something bad guys sometimes do to put people at ease with them. My gut tells me to roll with that, so I will.

These are no jokes. My posts are as serious as a heart-attack. Take a look back and you'll notice I provide context for all votes and suspicions.

For example, your post looks innocent enough; but it looks like a potential set-up for the last minute bad kitty style shenanigans that took place last night(sans holiday). You suspiciously slipped on board that one at the last minute.

I don't see how what happened could be considered shenanigans when the vote change happened in the last few minutes because of me, and there was no deceit involved. Bad Kitty just happened to be considered one of the most suspicious people at the time. I find your post much more suspicious than his.

Edit: You voted for Grundlterror for little reason, voted for Dethkok for no reason given in your post, and voted for Elkamil because it seemed like a "safe choice".

Edit: There is also this:

life3 wrote: »

tuxkamen wrote: »

life3 wrote: »

-giltanis kept an extremely low profile early in the game; not even posting until page 33. For a new guy, he could at least introduce himself. That's what we humans do, at least.

It's usually not my place to point things like this out, but giltanis replaced Senjutsu about Day 4 or so.

Body replacement? Alienry if I've ever seen it!
((Ok ok, strike that "low profile" bullet point from the record. The ardent defense of James is the main point to analyze.))

Zek

Eh... To be honest I don't really have anything solid to go on, so I'll vote on a mild suspicion. I !vote for life3. The alien jokes seem pretty fishy to me too.

Couscous

While I think Last Son is suspicious, I find life3 more suspicious.
I! vote for life3

cheez

Man, these decisions aren't getting any easier.

I'm going to vote for Shenanigans for his odd voting behavior today. I hadn't taken much note of him earlier, but this really jumped out at me.

life3

titmouse wrote: »

I don't see how what happened could be considered shenanigans when the vote change happened in the last few minutes because of me, and there was no deceit involved. Bad Kitty just happened to be considered one of the most suspicious people at the time. I find your post much more suspicious than his.

From my point of view there were far more suspicious people. You should know better, being a seer and all, but you haven't really helped us yet. No one can explain why you're still alive and everyone you seer ends up dead.

Edit: You voted for Grundlterror for little reason

The whole fleet voted for Grundlterror. Do I really need a reason when a unanimous decision has been made by everyone?

, voted for Dethkok for no reason given in your post

I voted for DETHKOK for leading the bandwagon against B:L, as cited in my post. I still to this day ardently defend B:L as innocent.

, and voted for Elkamil because it seemed like a "safe choice".

It certainly was a safe choice going by his actions discussed just a few posts before.

Shenanigans:

I'm gonig to come out and say it. I don't trust my guild members. Elk pushed for Dynagrip to get Vigilante'd even though he straight out said he does not find Dynagrip suspicious.

Edit: There is also this:

life3 wrote: »

tuxkamen wrote: »

life3 wrote: »

-giltanis kept an extremely low profile early in the game; not even posting until page 33. For a new guy, he could at least introduce himself. That's what we humans do, at least.

It's usually not my place to point things like this out, but giltanis replaced Senjutsu about Day 4 or so.

Body replacement? Alienry if I've ever seen it!
((Ok ok, strike that "low profile" bullet point from the record. The ardent defense of James is the main point to analyze.))

So? I pointed out something suspicious based on the information I was aware of. Is it not suspicious to remain quiet until page 33?

You really are reaching.

!retract Last Son
!vote titmouse

Couscous

So? I pointed out something suspicious based on the information I was aware of. Is it not suspicious to remain quiet until page 33?

For one, you made a joke about it. You claimed that you were always serious. Secondly, it should have been fucking obvious that a person couldn't have survived more than a day or two without being killed for inactivity. You had all of six posts before page 33 so you were also pretty inactive.

real_pochacco

Honestly, the case against life3 makes a lot more sense than the one against Last Son. I !retract my vote for Last Son and I !vote for life3

Bogey

I sincerely apologize for not being able to keep up with this thread today. So the only thing I can think of to do at this point is to break the tie and

!vote for titmouse to be desynched.

God help us all.

[Edit - I started this post before pochacco's post appeared.]

Couscous

Bogey wrote: »

I sincerely apologize for not being able to keep up with this thread today. So the only thing I can think of to do at this point is to break the tie and

!vote for titmouse to be desynched.

God help us all.

[Edit - I started this post before pochacco's post appeared.]

There was less than a page of new posts. It would take less than five minutes to keep up with it.

Smasher

Holy shit Bogey, that just screams Alien.

Couscous

Let me get this straight. Bogey decided to break the tie despite the fact that he didn't no what was going on? Wouldn't the more sensible thing to do would be to either abstain or just vote for yourself?

Dog

Well looks like we have a bandwagon target for tomorrow heh.

cheez

How the hell would voting for a guy who only had one prior vote break any ties?

Was there even a tie?

Smasher

If it weren't for real_pochacco's vote change, it would have created a 3 way tie for first between titmouse, Last Son, and life3.

edit: wait, nevermind. Titmouse would have been one vote behind still.

tuxkamen

There was no tie.

Narration is almost done. Results are:

life3 - Desynched from the fleet, Night 8
real_pochacco - Blown up, Night 8
James - Blown up, Night 8
Bogey - Blown up, Night 8

Encrypted SQC has decreased slightly and non-human SQC has remained unchanged since yesterday.

giltanis

Doh

Couscous

Crap.

Smasher

Well, fuck. 0/2.

Couscous

Who is left alive?

Edit:

The Brotherhood of Tradesmen: robothero, Smasher
The Sensorium: cheez, Hylianbunny
The Diaspora: Shenanigans
The Precisionk Consortium:
The Order of Centauri: Last Son, titmouse, Zek
The Thousand Spears:giltanis

Edit 2: Electra Boogaloo:
There are five people who might be aliens.

James

oOoOoOoOoOo

Told you so!

oOoOoOoOoOo

(And sorry I've been away, I've been really busy the past two days)

Dog

It's actually Electric Boogaloo

Couscous

Pretty much anybody can be an alien now. Is there any explanation for Shenanigan's constant vote changing?

giltanis

Lack of will?