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The New Seven Wonders of the World

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Muttnik wrote: »
    I am not 'hatin' on stonehenge because it was just huge rocks, it is because it is ugly, not terribly interesting in design and purpose and relatively easy to make.

    Pyramids have about 20x the amount of stones, and they were near perfectly created geometrically. They would be much more impressive if Muhammad Ali hadn't taken the goddamn smooth corner stones off to make his goddamn mosque.

    Yes.

    The pyramids/temples of Ancient Greece were created with such precision that one corner of one may only differ in height from an opposite corner by 0.5 cm.

    The Parthenon is insane with that stuff. The way that the columns enlarge at the center to overcome some of the defects of our eyes, the lip in the steps surrounding it so that it would appear straight from far away, everything.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    The Parthenon is insane with that stuff. The way that the columns enlarge at the center to overcome some of the defects of our eyes, the lip in the steps surrounding it so that it would appear straight from far away, everything.

    I always thought that the lake in the gardens of Versailles was neat in how they made it wider in the back than the front so it wouldn't appear so narrow at a distance. I never would have thought of something like that.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    The Parthenon is insane with that stuff. The way that the columns enlarge at the center to overcome some of the defects of our eyes, the lip in the steps surrounding it so that it would appear straight from far away, everything.

    I always thought that the lake in the gardens of Versailles was neat in how they made it wider in the back than the front so it wouldn't appear so narrow at a distance.

    They did the same thing with the topiary to ensure a consistent line from the palace. At least, along the main drag anyhow. Not sure about all the little offshoots that weren't picturesque.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    The Parthenon is insane with that stuff. The way that the columns enlarge at the center to overcome some of the defects of our eyes, the lip in the steps surrounding it so that it would appear straight from far away, everything.

    I always thought that the lake in the gardens of Versailles was neat in how they made it wider in the back than the front so it wouldn't appear so narrow at a distance.

    They did the same thing with the topiary to ensure a consistent line from the palace. At least, along the main drag anyhow. Not sure about all the little offshoots that weren't picturesque.

    I've always wondered - back in the 1700's did they have the same types of trees pruned into big rectangular prisms? Because that seems hard enough to do with a crane and hedger.

    Is it sad that when I visited Versailles I found the most impressive part to be the surrounding grounds?

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    The Parthenon is insane with that stuff. The way that the columns enlarge at the center to overcome some of the defects of our eyes, the lip in the steps surrounding it so that it would appear straight from far away, everything.

    I always thought that the lake in the gardens of Versailles was neat in how they made it wider in the back than the front so it wouldn't appear so narrow at a distance.

    They did the same thing with the topiary to ensure a consistent line from the palace. At least, along the main drag anyhow. Not sure about all the little offshoots that weren't picturesque.

    I've always wondered - back in the 1700's did they have the same types of trees pruned into big rectangular prisms? Because that seems hard enough to do with a crane and hedger.

    Is it sad that when I visited Versailles I found the most impressive part to be the surrounding grounds?

    Nope. We skipped going inside for just that reason, actually, and used the Pitti Palace in Florence to get the experience of 'this is an opulent palace' since our prof was rather underwhelmed the first time he had gone through. Speaking of Florence, where the hell is Bruneleschi's Dome in this list? We wouldn't even be capable of making that again if we had to use bricks like they did.

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    MuttnikMuttnik Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Also, where the fuck is Notre Dame?

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    forbis316forbis316 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Dangerous Book for Boys had a section on the Seven Modern Wonders of the World. Their criteria: 1. Man-made. 2. It must take your breath away.

    For anyone who has not seen it yet, every person (especially males) should own a copy of the book. It is super neat.

    The book's list, FWIW:
    1. The Channel Tunnel
    2. The Great Wall of China
    3. The CN Tower in Toronto, Canada
    4. The Itaipu Dam
    5. The Panama Canal
    6. The Akashi-Kaikyo Bridge in Japan (aka The Pearl Bridge)
    7. The Space Shuttle

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Muttnik wrote: »
    Also, where the fuck is Notre Dame?

    Seriously? I'd go with Chartres if we're talking gothic cathedrals and Hagia Sophia if we're talking religious buildings.

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    MuttnikMuttnik Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hagia Sophia does beat the pants off of pretty much any religious building ever made.

    Just looked up Chartres. Looks like I have a future trip.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I missed the Notre Dame as well, yes. :(

    *edit: Oh, you know, anything of Gothic architecture would do. =/

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    SnorkSnork word Jamaica Plain, MARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I voted for the acropolis, chichen itza, colosseum, easter island, machu picchu, stonehenge and timbuktu. Now that I realise Petra was from Last Crusde, I kind of wish I'd voted for it.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    titmouse wrote: »
    Stonehenge is rubbish. It's just a pile of rocks which have fallen over at various times; one's in cement now. The only interesting part is that the stones come from Wales, but if you have enough time and slaves then it's not rocket science. I still don't understand why no-one conceived of the calendar earlier. You don't need huge rocks to tell you when midsummer is..

    You can pretty much do anything with enough time and slaves.

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't really understand why The Statue of Liberty is on there. It's just a big statue, and it's not even that big.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't really understand why The Statue of Liberty is on there. It's just a big statue, and it's not even that big.

    Tell that to the people of Rhodes so we can have 6 wonders of the ancient world. Plus, you know, she was moved across an ocean.

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I don't really understand why The Statue of Liberty is on there. It's just a big statue, and it's not even that big.

    Tell that to the people of Rhodes so we can have 6 wonders of the ancient world. Plus, you know, she was moved across an ocean.

    Yeah I never really got the Colossus of Rhodes or Statue of Zeus, either.

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    saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I voted for Petra. Petra is damned amazing. I went there back in April as an excursion on a cruise. On the same Cruise I saw the Pyramids and Valley of the Kings, and I hold Petra on even footing with the Pyramids.

    It's that damned awesome.

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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Cat wrote: »
    Zalbinion wrote: »
    ***No offense to Australia! The opera house is fantastic, I'm just pointing out that it's already famous.

    Its pretty, but its not actually a very good opera house, in the functional sense. Small and cramped, apparently. I think if something is going to be a wonder, it has to actually work well.

    It isn't like any of the other choices are really that functional nowadays either.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So I think I'm voting for Chichen Itza, Hagia Sophia, Moscow Square (the Kremlin/St. Basil's), Machu Picchu, Petra, the Statue of Liberty, and the Taj Mahal.

    Tempted to swap one of them for the Great Wall, but I think it's honestly too old.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I don't really understand why The Statue of Liberty is on there. It's just a big statue, and it's not even that big.

    Tell that to the people of Rhodes so we can have 6 wonders of the ancient world. Plus, you know, she was moved across an ocean.

    Yeah I never really got the Colossus of Rhodes or Statue of Zeus, either.

    How about the London Bridge at Lake Havasu--they moved that thing in like a billion pieces and put it back together again. Also the Colossus of Rhodes@GOW2 is pretty wonderous.

    Also, landing on the moon cooler than all previous alleged wonders.

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    FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What about the huge canals we've made? You know, Panama, the Suez?

    Those don't count as wonders?

    Making a passage way through a continent (rather thin part of it) doesn't count as a wonder?

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What about the huge canals we've made? You know, Panama, the Suez?

    Those don't count as wonders?

    Making a passage way through a continent (rather thin part of it) doesn't count as a wonder?

    I count em. Canals also serve a useful purpose as opposed to pyramids and especially the easter island statues which seem to me to be monuments to human stupidity.

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    MuttnikMuttnik Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My final votes:

    Hagia Sophia
    St. Basil
    Angkor Wat
    Petra
    Al Hambra (Red Fortress)
    Great Wall
    Taj Mahal

    Hagia Sophia is king, however.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Muttnik wrote: »
    Hagia Sophia is king, however.
    Have you been to it? I went as part of a trip to Turkey for my university. It's absolutely breathtaking inside.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/07/06/seven.wonders/index.html

    Final list is in and it is total bullshit because the statue of Jesus is on it.
    • The Great Wall of China

    • Petra in Jordan

    • Brazil's statue of Christ the Redeemer

    • Peru's Machu Picchu

    • Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid

    • The Colosseum in Rome

    • India's Taj Mahal

    Seriously how was that even under consideration? I hate people.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    When it is completed it will be over 800m tall and by a long way the tallest man made structure of any kind in the world.

    Breathtaking.

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    ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Does it bother anyone else that less these new "wonders" of the world were only chosen by ~.01 percent of the population? I know you can argue that a large amount of the population won't ever be able to see ANY of these, but... random internet votes do not a culture make.

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    FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    [IMGd]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Burj_Dubai.jpg[/IMG]

    When it is completed it will be over 800m tall and by a long way the tallest man made structure of any kind in the world.

    Breathtaking.

    What is it?

    Who and where is it being built?

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    CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    [Neat CGI]

    When it is completed it will be over 800m tall and by a long way the tallest man made structure of any kind in the world.

    Breathtaking.

    My Wikipedia finger is itching. What's it called?

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    LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Burj Dubai

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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Statue of Liberty a wonder of the world?

    lol

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    [IMGd]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Burj_Dubai.jpg[/IMG]

    When it is completed it will be over 800m tall and by a long way the tallest man made structure of any kind in the world.

    Breathtaking.

    What is it?

    Who and where is it being built?

    The Burj Dubai. The soon to be completed tallest building in the world located in the Arab Emirate. It as designed by the Chicago firm of SOM and its structure is meant to reflect the geometry of a native flower in the region. Plus it lowers the lateral load of wind which gets to be rather incredible at that height. The Chicago Spire tapers as well because of its incredible proposed height, although I forget who Calatrava is working with on that. Could be SOM as well. They're the firm that's doing the structural detailing and such for Liebeskind's abortion of a World Trade Center building too, sadly.

    Hitup wikipedia, though, because I'm just going off of memory here. Oh, and look up the Burj al Arab while you're at it. Beautiful hotel, that.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Does it bother anyone else that less these new "wonders" of the world were only chosen by ~.01 percent of the population? I know you can argue that a large amount of the population won't ever be able to see ANY of these, but... random internet votes do not a culture make.

    Not really, it bothers me that they're democratizing it at all never mind the impossibility of making it truly democratic. This is something that engineers, historians, and some other specialists should hammer out, not the public at large. Plus they completely ignore some of the most awe inspiring designs and actions mankind has made recently yet feel just fine putting stuff that just barely missed making the ancient list up on the ballot. Where's the damn Panama Canal? Suez Canal? Transcontinental or siberian railways? Apollo Project? The ISS or whatever the first sustained orbit human habitat would be? The fucking Internet? Some list.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Haha, this is stupid. "Christ Redeemer"? And forget Chichén Itzá. I don't see this list catching on.
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    When it is completed it will be over 800m tall and by a long way the tallest man made structure of any kind in the world.

    Breathtaking.
    It currently looks like an enormous heap of shit, you can take my word on that. I suppose it'll look better once the cladding is on, although the air is so dusty you'll never be able to see it. And the Burj Al Arab is the biggest monument to rich elitism on the continent. I hate that city.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I vote that badass statue of Crazy Horse that is still in the works.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I wouldn't consider any part of the Space program for a Wonder until we get something in place that has some permanence.

    I mean, remarkable feats of engineering they may be, nothing that is currently in use now will still be in use 50 years from now.

    I could stand behind the Panama canal as a wonder, the whole world finds that too useful to ever let it be neglected.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hagia Sophia
    Neuschwanstein Castle
    The Great Wall of China
    Petra
    Macchu Picchu
    The Statue of Christ the Redeemer
    And i reckon Notre` Dam

    I think they should be the biggest, the most difficult and the most beautiful.

    I say Notre dam because it took hundreds of years to make.
    And petra because.
    Well, a temple inside a mountain side.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Lots of things took hundreds of years to make. Notre Dame is not the most impressive cathedral in the world, in my opinion.

    What about the Taj Mahal? It should be a shoe-in on recognisability alone.


    Edit: I just noticed: Christ the Redeemer? What the hell made you pick that?

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    ZsetrekZsetrek Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    ryuprecht wrote: »
    Who decided they had to be man-made wonders? I think the biggest things are the natural ones.

    Angel Falls
    Great Barrier Reef

    Because those are natural accidents and happenstances, as compared to deliberate exertions of human will and determination. The former is pretty, but I find the latter more impressive. I mean, Angel Falls is the world's longest waterfall. Yeah, and? One of them had to be, right?
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    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
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    Riise_RulesRiise_Rules Registered User new member
    edited July 2007
    I agree with most of their choices for the new wonders of the world... but how can they have Christ the redeemer in and not Stonehenge???

    The statue of Christ isn't that tall, isn't that pretty, Is comparitivley very recent, was easy to construct due to modern construction methods and isn't archeologically significant.

    Whereas Stonehenge is incredibly old (possibly older than the Pyramids), was very difficult to build at the time (carving the granite blocks with little iron tools, dragging them 400 miles and standing them upright in exactly the right place) and it marks the position of the sun perfectly at the height of the summer solstice, something that required precise placement of the blocks and understanding of how the sun moved.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I agree with most of their choices for the new wonders of the world... but how can they have Christ the redeemer in and not Stonehenge???

    The statue of Christ isn't that tall, isn't that pretty, Is comparitivley very recent, was easy to construct due to modern construction methods and isn't archeologically significant.

    Whereas Stonehenge is incredibly old (possibly older than the Pyramids), was very difficult to build at the time (carving the granite blocks with little iron tools, dragging them 400 miles and standing them upright in exactly the right place) and it marks the position of the sun perfectly at the height of the summer solstice, something that required precise placement of the blocks and understanding of how the sun moved.
    We've been already over this, someone even showed a video of one guy making his own stonehenge in the backyard in his free time.

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