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New Comic for Monday 7-2-07

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I wouldn't say as bad.
    Even with a bit of leeway it is still fucking god awful

    I guess the first ones were alright.

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  • GrapistGrapist Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Heh, I thought it was funny.

    But I don't know what CAD stands for :( I can usually figure out you crazy kids' acronyms but this one has me. I am getting old I suppose.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Grapist wrote: »
    Heh, I thought it was funny.

    But I don't know what CAD stands for :( I can usually figure out you crazy kids' acronyms but this one has me. I am getting old I suppose.

    ctrl-alt-del

    it is a bad comic

  • WalrusWalrus Registered User
    edited July 2007
    It would make more sense to eat the guy in front of you.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Walrus wrote: »
    It would make more sense to eat the guy in front of you.

    Waiting for 3 weeks probably means that you are the first in the line.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    VGCats is just as bad as CAD you know

    No you are wrong.

    Except if CAD quality is to VGcats comic being up on time. Then you are right.

    VGCats isn't bad when it isn't being insular; as in, referring to it's own characters that I don't give two whits about rather than the topic at hand. When it's spoofing a video game, it's generally funny.

    Much like the one where it nailed WarioWare Smooth Moves right on the head.

    I could totally see a VGCats comic where the guy spoofs Custom Robo DS. The only use of the touchscreen in Custom Robo is a completely pointless side-task. If your robot gets dirty you have to clean your dirty robo using the stylus to manipulate the cloth. The robos are divided into several "cleanable" sections: Head, arms, torso, legs, feet, back, and crotch.

    You have to polish your Custom Robo's dirty crotch.

    I can see that being made into a comic, somewhere.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    VGCats is just as bad as CAD you know

    No you are wrong.

    Except if CAD quality is to VGcats comic being up on time. Then you are right.

    VGCats isn't bad when it isn't being insular; as in, referring to it's own characters that I don't give two whits about rather than the topic at hand. When it's spoofing a video game, it's generally funny.

    Much like the one where it nailed WarioWare Smooth Moves right on the head.

    I could totally see a VGCats comic where the guy spoofs Custom Robo DS. The only use of the touchscreen in Custom Robo is a completely pointless side-task. If your robot gets dirty you have to clean your dirty robo using the stylus to manipulate the cloth. The robos are divided into several "cleanable" sections: Head, arms, torso, legs, feet, back, and crotch.

    You have to wipe your Custom Robo's crotch with the stylus, which is (in effect) a cloth.

    You have to polish your Custom Robo's dirty crotch.

    I can see that being made into a comic, somewhere.

    Have you actually seen a gameplay scene where someone polishes the crotch?

    It isn't anything special at all.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    VGCats is just as bad as CAD you know

    No you are wrong.

    Except if CAD quality is to VGcats comic being up on time. Then you are right.

    VGCats isn't bad when it isn't being insular; as in, referring to it's own characters that I don't give two whits about rather than the topic at hand. When it's spoofing a video game, it's generally funny.

    Much like the one where it nailed WarioWare Smooth Moves right on the head.

    I could totally see a VGCats comic where the guy spoofs Custom Robo DS. The only use of the touchscreen in Custom Robo is a completely pointless side-task. If your robot gets dirty you have to clean your dirty robo using the stylus to manipulate the cloth. The robos are divided into several "cleanable" sections: Head, arms, torso, legs, feet, back, and crotch.

    You have to wipe your Custom Robo's crotch with the stylus, which is (in effect) a cloth.

    You have to polish your Custom Robo's dirty crotch.

    I can see that being made into a comic, somewhere.

    Have you actually seen a gameplay scene where someone polishes the crotch?

    It isn't anything special at all.

    Depends on the size and shape of the robo. There's one that has a big, bulbuous crotch.
    Plus, there are female robos with dirty boobies that you have to wipe down (yay!).

    And the main character is an Ash Ketcham-style kid.

    It's like if you had to jerk off your Pokemon after every battle.

    Plus, it's emphasized because you have to use the stylus and there is no other use for the stylus in the game at all.

    And yes, I own the game, have most of the robos (missing a few expensive illegal robos) and have been forced to manually polish each every one of their crotches (and some boobies!), multiple times.

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  • Metro PeteMetro Pete Registered User
    edited July 2007
    The guy in the third panel seems really familiar...


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  • statlerstatler Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Alt strip from the newspost.

    Should I not have done that?

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Alt comic was funnier. Though I did enjoy this one.

    And yes, waiting in line for the iPhone was a joke, as Apple either provided enough iPhones for everyone, or not everyone showed up to the party because they didn't want to buy tickets. I'm inclined towards the latter myself.


    On a completely separate topic, does no one in SE++ enjoy CAD? I have a whole list of comics I read that I enjoy and CAD and VGCats (whenever it actually updates) are among them.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Xbalanque, The Hidden Jaguar Sun 12/21/12 hahahaha you guys are so dumbRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    CAD is terrible and you should feel terrible

  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    <3 alt comic.

    I just went and read the last several CAD and I'm satisfied that I'll never have to go read CAD again.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Well, let's see what the tools on the CAD forums are up to.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    I have been waiting for the ability to manipulate technology by pressing dynamic symbols for basically ever. If you find such things unpleasant, then I suggest you develop a taste for forced labor because by the year twenty-twenty all that sneer is going to get you is a slot in the underclass boiling corpses. Get with the fucking program. Come and touch the neon glyphs.

    all that sneer is going to get you is a slot in the underclass boiling corpses.

  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    why the hell do his eyes change color

    They look almost... red.

    Can Tycho shoot laser beams from his eyes?

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    Speaking of good online comics...

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The last pbf was so mediocre I felt like I was missing something important.

  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    (one of them is a vulture)

  • Armistead MuppetArmistead Muppet Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Agree. It was a good comic, and a sign of things to come...maybe if webcomics in general focus more on topical tech topics, as opposed to "inside" jokes, other types will flock to that webcomic?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Ahahaha, I love the alt comic

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Hell, Buckley is a douchebag.

    And the idiots on that forum are goddamn retards.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    (one of them is a vulture)

    there's a newer one

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  • Armistead MuppetArmistead Muppet Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Not too shabby...now if only I could find my Penny Arcade! Vol. 1 paperback again!it was signed and I was very happy to have that to show for it!

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  • XArchangelXXArchangelX Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Actual comic = meh

    Alt comic = hilarious

    Eve Online is a terrible game, but I used to play, for the lulz!
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  • Armistead MuppetArmistead Muppet Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I dunno if "blasphemy" is the word I would use, but somewhat similar. On a related note, due to my experiences playing the Soul Reaver series, I have activated the glyphs...
    SOUL RAVER-the movie!
    Rahziel:Boom, tiss, boom, tiss
    Kain:shh! *sword swipe*
    Rahziel:whoa bro...harsh!

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited July 2007
    what the shit are you talking about

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    The last pbf was so mediocre I felt like I was missing something important.
    you were probably missing that it was about Charles Bukowski

  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    jwalk wrote: »
    (one of them is a vulture)

    there's a newer one

    Yeah, it's the newer one that got me, not the vulture one.

    And it looks like BEAST! is right, I missed the Bukowski reference.

  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Good newspost today :)

    I disagree that this is a CAD PA, though there are a number of those

    The current CAD story arc is pretty shameful

  • Prof. AwesomeProf. Awesome Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Help me guys, I have a friend who likes CAD.

  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Help me guys, I have a friend who likes CAD.

    No you don't.

    Do you understand where I'm coming from?

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Help me guys, I have a friend who likes CAD.

    Kill him.

    Then yourself for touching him.

  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    why the hell do his eyes change color

    They look almost... red.

    Can Tycho shoot laser beams from his eyes?

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    Speaking of good online comics...

    I fail to see what you are talking about.

    Unless you just mean the fact that you are posting on PA's forums?


    :)

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  • core tacticcore tactic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Today's White Ninja was pretty funny.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    ArcSyn wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
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    I fail to see what you are talking about.

    Look @ Tycho's eyes in the first panel. They can shoot lasers.

    Plus, Perry Bible Fellowship has a convert.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have to ask. What is it with the majority of you and shitting all over CAD? Yes, I agree that sometimes it's bad (,like the current storyline. That one's pretty bad), but it CAN be funny. Has it got something to do with the fact that it has storylines in it and PA doesn't? Is it bad just because it's different than PA?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    It's the worst.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It is always worst.

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Peewi wrote: »
    What is it with the majority of you and shitting all over CAD? Yes, I agree that sometimes it's bad (like the current storyline. That one's pretty bad), but it CAN be funny.

    Let me know when it gets funny and I'll answer your question.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Peewi wrote: »
    I have to ask. What is it with the majority of you and shitting all over CAD? Yes, I agree that sometimes it's bad (,like the current storyline. That one's pretty bad), but it CAN be funny. Has it got something to do with the fact that it has storylines in it and PA doesn't? Is it bad just because it's different than PA?


    i'm sorry, sir, your sense of humor is broke.






    i'm afraid the condition is fatal.

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