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ITT: A Brief Survey, Men Ages 13 to Dead
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d'you get that thing I sent ya?
kisses
Pottamus
Can you please talk some sense into your father? He just went out and bought a mallard.
Mom
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
You must know where I can get some paper maché; this duck I bought is broken.
Dad
Dear Mom & Dad,
I'm not entirely sure, but, penis says no. Will update you with my findings.
Love, mully.
PS: Look. We've had the duck discussion before. It won't stop. FEED MY HABIT. FEED IT!
But then she'd have to keep up D:
dooo itttt.
laughing so hard at the dear mully's
i'll be up for at least another 2 hours, i'm sure of it
if you want to, go ahead
YOU HAVE MY BLESSING
edit: but make it in the rules that you cant mention open field
hahahahaha
There go 90% of the posts right there.
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
Dear Mully
Check the penis for batteries.
Love, Mom
PS Your dad has started a project with the mallard. I've hidden the glue. Don't send glue.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Is elephant tranquilizer too much for a duck? I think it was too much.
Love, Dad (send money)
Wood glue.
Dear Dad;
I'm not sending you any more glue. God only knows what you did with the first five barrels I sent. I worry about your safety.
Love, Mully. (Get a job.)
PS,
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Recently I've been experiencing strange feelings in my penis.
Also there is blood in my stool.
What do I do?
Keeses,
Nucsh
Sweetie:
Do you know if the dump takes ducks.
Dad
The five barrels of glue were used up in a horrific sailboating accident. Details will follow.
Lurve,
Papa
PS
bark bark bark bark bark
PPS Do not believe the letters your mum sent out under my name.
HEY...
Would you eat the moon if it were made out of ribs?
regards
Harry Carey
Dear Nucsh,
Thanks for writing. I think the solution is obvious, though; Coat your penis in the bloody stool.
It will be so disgusting that you will lose that feeling in your penis, and you will actually will the blood out of your urine, just by mental powers!
Or, you know, you'll end up liking it.
Props to Sheri on either account.
Love,
mully.
PS: That'll be five cents.
Your father said he finally killed the duck and is taking it to the dump, but it's still here.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mom
PS. I can't find your Aunt Mordred.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Are... Are you psychic?
Mordred's a dude's name.
Can I say that
why you gotta be hatin?
Hugs,
Nogs
P.S. Yes you are totally right.
your majesty
Your Majesty.