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ITT: A Brief Survey, Men Ages 13 to Dead

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Show them up Bongers.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Both

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    13?

    Pfwah. I started jerking it to naughty sex hotline infommercials when I was about 12.

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    tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm a sucker for the boobs.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    As long as they aren't trying to kill me I can usually get it up.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    i am a shoulder and face man

    bongi on
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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    13?

    Pfwah. I started jerking it to naughty sex hotline infommercials when I was about 12.

    But did you really have a well-developed commitment to Ass, Breast, or Other at that age? Studies indicate that you did not.

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    tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm also quite partial to the left elbow.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    also lower abdomen, between the belly button and groin mmmm

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I guess it really just depends on what I'm in the mood for.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    13?

    Pfwah. I started jerking it to naughty sex hotline infommercials when I was about 12.

    But did you really have a well-developed commitment to Ass, Breast, or Other at that age? Studies indicate that you did not.

    I am sorry, but I will defend this mans honor.

    From the day I became sexually aware and started yanking it, I was, and forever will be, a tits man.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    also lower abdomen, between the belly button and groin mmmm

    i like it taunt, but not quite defined myself

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    tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    13?

    Pfwah. I started jerking it to naughty sex hotline infommercials when I was about 12.

    But did you really have a well-developed commitment to Ass, Breast, or Other at that age? Studies indicate that you did not.

    I am sorry, but I will defend this mans honor.

    From the day I became sexually aware and started yanking it, I was, and forever will be, a tits man.

    :^:

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    13?

    Pfwah. I started jerking it to naughty sex hotline infommercials when I was about 12.

    But did you really have a well-developed commitment to Ass, Breast, or Other at that age? Studies indicate that you did not.

    They pretty much played the same infommercial every night, and I got off more often when a big breasted brunette was being featured.

    I was into boobs then, now I'm more of a face man.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    also lower abdomen, between the belly button and groin mmmm

    i like it taunt, but not quite defined myself

    i like it firm and lightly hairy

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kids today, its like they've never spent time watching scrambled porn channels on cable and pulling it to what you're sure wa sa nipple but was probably an elbow. All going by sound and beating it to basically images of rainbows.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ave. had this playboy in his closet that I would always steal. I will try to remember the girl's name. Goddamn she was hot in a lifeguard costume.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Kids today, its like they've never spent time watching scrambled porn channels on cable and pulling it to what you're sure wa sa nipple but was probably an elbow. All going by sound and beating it to basically images of rainbows.

    What's even more amazing about those days is we all discovered that on our own.

    Butters on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    was it pamela anderson

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    was it pamela anderson

    No, she was a brunette. I think it mighta been Kelly something.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Kids today, its like they've never spent time watching scrambled porn channels on cable and pulling it to what you're sure wa sa nipple but was probably an elbow. All going by sound and beating it to basically images of rainbows.

    What's even more amazing about those days is we all discovered that on our own.

    Serious. no internet to hold your hand as you go for your first wank.

    lostwords on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I remember at about the same age as the infommercial business I used to cut out pictures from the Sears catalogue and glue them into a little scrap book thing.

    The good old days.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bravo Air

    for posting what we all were thinking

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kelly Monaco.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Atta boy.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kelly Monaco.

    i've got a poster of her in my den, she's a stone cold hottie

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Kids today, its like they've never spent time watching scrambled porn channels on cable and pulling it to what you're sure wa sa nipple but was probably an elbow. All going by sound and beating it to basically images of rainbows.

    What's even more amazing about those days is we all discovered that on our own.

    Serious. no internet to hold your hand as you go for your first wank.


    And no headlines either. "Porn on the internet" has been a media obsession for over a decade now. When did Action 5 News ever do a tease like "Is your son beating it to scrambled porn? Learn about the signs at 11!"

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kelly Monaco.

    And GIS says....






    Bravo sir. Bravo.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Face
    Ass
    Stomach
    Tits
    In that order.

    I approve.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah dude. She went on to become PMotY

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ears get me

    if they have certain kinds of ears it gets me

    regular ears dont do anything they gotta be a certain kind

    Seph on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    ears get me

    if they have certain kinds of ears it gets me

    regular ears dont do anything they gotta be a certain kind


    Elves are not real Seph.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm a certified legs man. Legs includes ass, where I come from.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    early on i found a porno on a bus so i was covered internet or no

    Air on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    ears get me

    if they have certain kinds of ears it gets me

    regular ears dont do anything they gotta be a certain kind


    Elves are not real Seph.

    scissors make the impossible

    Seph on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i have a weakness to brown eyes and brunettes in general

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i have a weakness to brown eyes and brunettes in general

    I'm pretty fond of the brown eye myself.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you mean like an anus

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    New question:

    dirty, sexy, hot slut with a killer body

    or

    cute, timid, librarian-esque girl

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i have a weakness to brown eyes and brunettes in general

    I really do not care for that

    now blondes with almost white hair its like so so blonde

    yeah, but all these bitches with yellow hair or even worse they dye their hair blonde

    [davidcaruso]Fuck you![/davidcaruso]

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