Hey Baby...

Monkeybomb

Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Thaox

"Hi. I'm not from the United States.

Yes, I have a foreign accent. "

These two usually do the trick

Nogs

Rankenphile wrote: »

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

'Scuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

Yeeesssssssss!

Khavall

Thaox wrote: »

"Hi. I'm not from the United States.

Yes, I have an accent. "

These two usually do the trick

Cheater

TSR

Is that mirror in your pants 'cause I can see myself in them

mully

Seta 3000 wrote: »

mully that is so awful

fat penguin.

what?

fat penguin. i just wanted to say something to break the ice.

Meissnerd

Alternatively

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"Enough to break the ice"

Rankenphile

I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are fucking something, but you are fucking nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna fuck you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears.

mully

i had one dude approach me, talk to me a bit, and then attempted to ask me out by saying,

"we should go out for a drink, and i can tell you all about how you cost me a mannequin."

i uh. didn't explore that.

lostwords

Is it Halloween? because your costume sure is scary.

Transporter

...LET ME SHOW YOU MY TABLE BREAKING(My table breaking)LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

Thaox

Khavall wrote: »

Thaox wrote: »

"Hi. I'm not from the United States.

Yes, I have an accent. "

These two usually do the trick

Cheater

All is fair in love and war.

FAQ

lick finger and then touch lady/guy

"why don't you come back to my place and get out of those wet clothes"

Meissnerd

This is a pickup line

mully

you remind me of a prize fish
i don't know whether to mount you or eat you

mully

Meissnerd wrote: »

This is a pickup line

sadly, that would probably work on me
i think i'd drop to the floor laughing
but it'd work

Khavall

Let me tell you about my ex...

Monkeybomb

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

mully

hi, i'm a virgin, so you don't have to worry about catching anything.

Monkeybomb

Also:

Save yourself from hell.

Rankenphile

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!

lostwords

I haven't been this turned on since I visited granny at the old folk's home.

Hunter

Can you help me lift this couch into my van, I'm having problems due to this broken arm.

Weaver

Monkeybomb stop making me love you

Transporter

Women:

...would you like to test drive the new 2008 (Insert name) Vagina?

Seta 3000

mully wrote: »

Seta 3000 wrote: »

mully that is so awful

fat penguin.

what?

fat penguin. i just wanted to say something to break the ice.

ahahaha

mully

i lost my virginity, can i have yours?

BigDes

Nickle wrote: »

...when I'm done with you, Tabasco here is gonna punch you in the face.

I like it.

Green Lantern

Let me show you my pokemans

Monkeybomb

Are you a librarian?

Because I always wanted to fuck one.

Slowly Playing Bass

If we were two squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

Aneurhythmia

Hunter wrote: »

Can you help me lift this couch into my van, I'm having problems due to this broken arm.

:^:

mully

if i told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Rankenphile

If I told you you had a great body, would you stop screaming so I could finish? Christ, it would be over already if you'd just shut the fuck up and take it like a man.

Hunter

mully wrote: »

i lost my virginity, can i have yours?

If only that worked.

How about "I haven't had any in so long, I've reacquired my virginity. Would you like to take it again?”.

The Geek

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Bergy

Hunter wrote: »

Can you help me lift this couch into my van, I'm having problems due to this broken arm.

:whistle:
Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy, baby
Make it last all night
She was an American girl
:whistle:

Hunter

How much time and money will I have to put into seeing you socially until you consent to sexual relations? Ballpark figures are fine.

mully

why do women have boobs
so ya got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em!
nyehahahaha!

----

i'll hide you from the cops when they come to arrest you for stealing my heart.

^ i have actually said some variation of this to arsenic. ahaha. augh.

Nucsh

Nice shoes

Wanna fuck?