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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • ThaoxThaox Registered User
    edited July 2007
    "Hi. I'm not from the United States.

    Yes, I have a foreign accent. "

    These two usually do the trick

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

    'Scuse me?

    Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

    I was talking about my rug.

    You're not interested in sex?

    You mean coitus?

    Yeeesssssssss!

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Thaox wrote: »
    "Hi. I'm not from the United States.

    Yes, I have an accent. "

    These two usually do the trick

    Cheater

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  • TSRTSR Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Is that mirror in your pants 'cause I can see myself in them

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    mully that is so awful

    fat penguin.

    what?

    fat penguin. i just wanted to say something to break the ice.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Alternatively

    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    "Enough to break the ice"

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are fucking something, but you are fucking nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna fuck you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i had one dude approach me, talk to me a bit, and then attempted to ask me out by saying,

    "we should go out for a drink, and i can tell you all about how you cost me a mannequin."

    i uh. didn't explore that.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Is it Halloween? because your costume sure is scary.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ...LET ME SHOW YOU MY TABLE BREAKING(My table breaking)LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

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  • ThaoxThaox Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Thaox wrote: »
    "Hi. I'm not from the United States.

    Yes, I have an accent. "

    These two usually do the trick

    Cheater

    All is fair in love and war.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lick finger and then touch lady/guy

    "why don't you come back to my place and get out of those wet clothes"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This is a pickup line

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you remind me of a prize fish
    i don't know whether to mount you or eat you

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    This is a pickup line

    sadly, that would probably work on me
    i think i'd drop to the floor laughing
    but it'd work

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hi, i'm a virgin, so you don't have to worry about catching anything.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Also:

    Save yourself from hell.

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I haven't been this turned on since I visited granny at the old folk's home.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Can you help me lift this couch into my van, I'm having problems due to this broken arm.

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see nine realms.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb stop making me love you

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Women:

    ...would you like to test drive the new 2008 (Insert name) Vagina?

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    mully that is so awful

    fat penguin.

    what?

    fat penguin. i just wanted to say something to break the ice.

    ahahaha

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i lost my virginity, can i have yours?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nickle wrote: »
    ...when I'm done with you, Tabasco here is gonna punch you in the face.
    I like it.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Let me show you my pokemans

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Are you a librarian?

    Because I always wanted to fuck one.

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • Slowly Playing BassSlowly Playing Bass Registered User
    edited July 2007
    If we were two squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can you help me lift this couch into my van, I'm having problems due to this broken arm.

    :^:

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    if i told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    If I told you you had a great body, would you stop screaming so I could finish? Christ, it would be over already if you'd just shut the fuck up and take it like a man.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    i lost my virginity, can i have yours?

    If only that worked.

    How about "I haven't had any in so long, I've reacquired my virginity. Would you like to take it again?”.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can you help me lift this couch into my van, I'm having problems due to this broken arm.

    :whistle:
    Oh yeah, all right
    Take it easy, baby
    Make it last all night
    She was an American girl
    :whistle:

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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How much time and money will I have to put into seeing you socially until you consent to sexual relations? Ballpark figures are fine.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    why do women have boobs
    so ya got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em!
    nyehahahaha!

    ----

    i'll hide you from the cops when they come to arrest you for stealing my heart.

    ^ i have actually said some variation of this to arsenic. ahaha. augh.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Nice shoes

    Wanna fuck?

    [SIGPIC]GIANT ENEMY BEAR[/SIGPIC]
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