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The Shock of the REAL

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Poverty.

    Rad, me too.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    at least guys in porn refrain from using video game stuff like THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

    GO GO GO

    You know what



    Well, I was going to say I would see a porno with dialogue consisting only of video game catch phrases, but I realized that what I really want is just the dialogue dubbed at appropriate times.


    That would be goof for about 5 or 10 minutes of hilarity.

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    (I realise this is late, but fuck you, SE moves too fast sometimes)
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I am incredibly lazy

    If I could just sleep all day every day, I would

    I basically did no homework whatsoever in my last year of high school (I think I actually showed up for one day in the last quarter). Finished in the 82nd percentile of the state, earning me a spot in the Uni course I wanted, and $20,000 worth of scholarships.

    As happy as I am about this, I realise that there are a lot of people out there who work their fucking asses off and don't get anywhere near the same opportunities that I have. It makes me feel guilty, but I'm not going to sit here and be ungrateful. I've been given the chance to learn and potentially get a career in something I really enjoy, and I'm going to take that chance.

    How the hell did you get $20,000 worth of scholarships for being in the 82nd percentile?

    At the University I'm going to, you almost automatically qualify for an $18,000 scholarship if you're in the 80th percentile.

    I'm using percentile in the correct sense, right? Top 20%.

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    JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    (I realise this is late, but fuck you, SE moves too fast sometimes)
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I am incredibly lazy

    If I could just sleep all day every day, I would

    I basically did no homework whatsoever in my last year of high school (I think I actually showed up for one day in the last quarter). Finished in the 82nd percentile of the state, earning me a spot in the Uni course I wanted, and $20,000 worth of scholarships.

    As happy as I am about this, I realise that there are a lot of people out there who work their fucking asses off and don't get anywhere near the same opportunities that I have. It makes me feel guilty, but I'm not going to sit here and be ungrateful. I've been given the chance to learn and potentially get a career in something I really enjoy, and I'm going to take that chance.

    How the hell did you get $20,000 worth of scholarships for being in the 82nd percentile?

    At the University I'm going to, you almost automatically qualify for an $18,000 scholarship if you're in the 80th percentile.

    I'm using percentile in the correct sense, right? Top 20%.

    I would just like to state that that....

    is fucking nuts.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The real world sucks.

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh, I suppose I should note that that's just the school of IT & Maths' scholarship (one of them, anyway). I don't know if any of the other departments have comparable scholarships.

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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    POWER OVERWHELMING

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER CATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I found my new place today!

    I gots it

    Its awesome!

    Move in on the 5th!

    Balto-Pax anyone?

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Congratulations!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Too bad I don't live in MD anymore.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Too bad I don't live in MD anymore.

    Sheri, come home sheroooo

    We misses you

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Give me somewhere to live

    Near DC

    For free

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Give me somewhere to live

    Near DC

    For free

    under my bed?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That doesn't sound very comfortable

    or near DC

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    i need $1500 stat
    oh god this is such a good deal
    http://www.flexcart.com/members/elitefts/default.asp?m=PD&cid=120&pid=576

    i should just do it
    but oh god
    i shouldn't
    but oh man

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    alöcoho lis bad. dibntn drnk it.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    real world ain't so bad you stupid pussies

    Starfuck on
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    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I hate living at home

    I paid my fucking dues, I should not be back here

    grrrrrr

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I hate living at home

    I paid my fucking dues, I should not be back here

    grrrrrr

    why are you?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Until recently I worked in the city, now I don't, and my replacement job does not pay nearly as well as my other one. Combine these and I get to live at home, probably until I finish school.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh that sucks dude. :-/
    living at home or depending on the parents after HS = not a fun time

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Realest shit out there

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    There is no God

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    real world ain't so bad you stupid pussies
    Yes.

    This.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    neville wrote: »
    oh that sucks dude. :-/
    living at home or depending on the parents after HS = not a fun time

    I'm going to be dependent on my parents till I finish my bachelor's, and probably my master's too. It's a little bit annoying sometimes, but so much less annoying than it would be if I had to pay for my extremely expensive school by myself, as well as graduate school which is probably going to be really expensive. In conclusion, my parents are really nice and expect nothing from me except to do my best in school.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You're pretty lucky. Don't forget all they've done for you. Many people have shitty, shitty parents.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh yes, I am extremely thankful for my parents. They're awesome.

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Realest shit out there

    *snip*

    There is no God

    what the chriiiiist

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The chipmunks look so gangsta.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    my kids are getting workers permits at 14 and will be scraping shit off toilets at mcdonalds if i have anything to say about it

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gym wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Realest shit out there

    *snip*

    There is no God

    what the chriiiiist

    Christ is a fantasy.

    No right and just God would allow that to exist.

    Does this mean hip hop is officially dead? I mean, it can't be taken seriously anymore - right?

    also http://youtube.com/watch?v=MdzchIMi43Y

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Is that the "My Name is Earl" guy? I can't remember his damned name right now.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also doing the voice of Underdog.

    His agent is clearly brilliant.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Aagh when I went to see Ratatouille I had to sit through two Underdog previews. TWO

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