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Superman's lust for feet is rebuffed

KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19589017/?GT1=10150
LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Doctors reattached the right foot of a 13-year-old girl involved in a gruesome amusement park accident, but her left foot was too severely damaged to repair, her family and doctor said in a statement Tuesday.

Wonder what they did with the other foot

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    BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Somewhere, someone is juggling it with a bowling ball and chainsaw.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19589017/?GT1=10150
    LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Doctors reattached the right foot of a 13-year-old girl involved in a gruesome amusement park accident, but her left foot was too severely damaged to repair, her family and doctor said in a statement Tuesday.

    Wonder what they did with the other foot

    Somewhere a rabbit is holding it for good luck.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19589017/?GT1=10150
    LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Doctors reattached the right foot of a 13-year-old girl involved in a gruesome amusement park accident, but her left foot was too severely damaged to repair, her family and doctor said in a statement Tuesday.

    Wonder what they did with the other foot

    I heard some doctor pulled it out of CriticalCondition's anus.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    She'll fashion a bionic foot, which she will use to defeat superman, and then the world.

    MWA HA HA HA HA HA

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Getting your feet cut off is every little girls kryptonite, and Justin Timberlake, heeeeee's soooo dreeeeamy

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i hope they save the foot just in case

    for the next victim

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19589017/?GT1=10150
    LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Doctors reattached the right foot of a 13-year-old girl involved in a gruesome amusement park accident, but her left foot was too severely damaged to repair, her family and doctor said in a statement Tuesday.

    Wonder what they did with the other foot

    I heard some doctor pulled it out of CriticalCondition's anus.

    Son of a bitch.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19589017/?GT1=10150
    LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Doctors reattached the right foot of a 13-year-old girl involved in a gruesome amusement park accident, but her left foot was too severely damaged to repair, her family and doctor said in a statement Tuesday.
    Wonder what they did with the other foot

    I heard some doctor pulled it out of CriticalCondition's anus.

    Son of a bitch.
    For his next trick...

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you must have one or less feet to ride

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    SaigaSaiga Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wait.. I remember reading the other thread about this, I kept trying to hold back the laughter, but I only managed to do so for about two posts. I then broke out in mad laughter as I realized 'I am going to hell, but lawd these SE++ folks are growing on me.'

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think God had a HAND in this one
    wait...shit

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    god damn it franko

    that was a major misstep

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

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    SaigaSaiga Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well... I think Superman and her just got off on the wrong foot.


    Oh shit.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Tossrock on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's a race for the most foot-related puns
    a footrace

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ugh I can't fucking stand this

    OH YEAH WELL TOSSROCK FUCK YOU TOO

    ;)

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Puns aside, I'm really glad she got at least one foot reattached.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    Tossrock on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

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    WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    mommy, whatever happened to your other foot?

    ...fuckin superman...

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    DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    Well, I hope whoever is responsible gets nailed.

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    They'll step back, and someone else will have to get the whole thing kickstarted.

    Me Too! on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    I'm tired of people being footstools to big business; someone needs to do something.

    Vote Tossrock 2008.

    Tossrock on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    They'll step back, and someone else will have to get the whole thing kickstarted.

    We can't babysit corporations. They have to be able to stand on their own two feet.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    They'll step back, and someone else will have to get the whole thing kickstarted.

    Is there any kind of fund we can donate too so that these poor folks and that little girl can get a leg up?

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    They'll step back, and someone else will have to get the whole thing kickstarted.

    We can't babysit corporations. They have to be able to stand on their own two feet.

    I agree, though they might portray that as callous.

    Werrick on
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    They'll step back, and someone else will have to get the whole thing kickstarted.

    Is there any kind of fund we can donate too so that these poor folks and that little girl can get a leg up?

    She can stay at home for the rest of her life and play TOEJAM AND EARL
    Fuck im bad at this

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I'm glad they reattached it. In tough times, it's always good to have something to lean on. Now she can put her best foot forward in life.

    It'll kick off a new era of amusement park safety codes, too, hopefully.

    I hope we can continue to make great strides in keeping our children safe.

    I think this is definately a step in that direction.

    Defeet is not an option when it comes to the health of America's next generation.

    We can't tiptoe around this issue anymore.

    I will no longer stand this blatant disregard for the lives of park goers.

    Hopefully we can race to fix the problem before any more damage occurs.

    I personally am planning to run for Congress to address these issues.

    The themepark should foot the bill for her surgery.

    I wonder if the state will have to their foot down, or if the themepark with step up to the plate.

    They'll step back, and someone else will have to get the whole thing kickstarted.

    We can't babysit corporations. They have to be able to stand on their own two feet.

    I agree, though they might portray that as callous.

    This might give them the kick in the ass that they need.

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    RainOPainRainOPain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Guys guys, why can't Anne Frank drive?

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    RainOPainRainOPain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's because she's a woman!

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