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Girl Attempts to Become Munkus, Succeeds

Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
So, Chuck Palanuick wasn't lying.
(WCCO) Minneapolis A 6-year-old Edina, Minn. girl has been hospitalized after a horrific accident at a swimming pool.

Good to know.

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  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I just re-read Survivor last week. It is such a good book, you know.

  • SixSix Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Abigail has big brown eye

    yup

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This was discussed already in some thread

    I forget which one

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Six wrote: »
    Abigail has big brown eye

    yup

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahAHAHAHAhahaha

  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh man that sucks.

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wanted to read Guts for speech competition on year and my coach wouldn't let me.

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  • <3&lt;3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What other Palahniuk books should I read?

    I've read:
    Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, and Invisible Monsters

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Six wrote: »
    Abigail has big brown eye

    yup

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahAHAHAHAhahaha

  • Prof. AwesomeProf. Awesome Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Abigail will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life and will have to have a colostomy bag.
    D:

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Survivor is, in my opinion, the only novel of truly literary worth that Palahniuk has turned out.

    Choke was close.

    All-in-all, the guy is more or less just a wildly overrated fellow churning out the dude version of chick-lit.

  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I'm not very thrilled about this thread.

    I've been having pooping problems the past couple of days.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."

    -William Buehler Seabrook

  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You guys get it... I said that that sucks and this girl had her intestines sucked out! I'm brilliant.

  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ahahahahahaahahahaaha oh god yes
    I saw this on a WCCO billboard on the freeway last night

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh what the fuck

    D:

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    what other horrible things can we talk about

    Eye popping!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    nah, not worth it

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    i heard this same story in middle school.
    i thought it was one of those urban legends.

  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't really care for Chuck Palahniuk. After a while all his books start to sound the same, and the main characters are always such complete douchbags.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I'm not very thrilled about this thread.

    I've been having pooping problems the past couple of days.
    And now you know how to fix that problem.

  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    IV feeding for the rest of her life.

    Weight loss solution for the desperate?

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."

    -William Buehler Seabrook

    ...what?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Abigail will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life and will have to have a colostomy bag.
    D:

    Very very D:

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."

    -William Buehler Seabrook

    ...what?

    What impressions do you get from the quote about the subject at hand? the author? anything in general?

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Why did munkus need a colostomy bag again? I forgot.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited July 2007
    "It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."

    -William Buehler Seabrook

    ...what?

    What impressions do you get from the quote about the subject at hand? the author? anything in general?

    He... he likes young cows??

    Also, Butters, what the FUCK is in your sig? It frightens me.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also, Butters, what the FUCK is in your sig? It frightens me.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh man, about 10 years ago 20/20 did a story on this very issue, the pool drains ripping people to shit (no pun intended). Every time I went in the pool after that for about 6 months I stayed way the fuck away from those things. Damn I was frightened they were gonna chew me up. The question remains, how do people get their asses so close to those drains? I mean, I don't normally sit on the deep end of the pool with my drawers off.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited July 2007
    yo, that's friggin sick

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Oh man, about 10 years ago 20/20 did a story on this very issue, the pool drains ripping people to shit (no pun intended). Every time I went in the pool after that for about 6 months I stayed way the fuck away from those things. Damn I was frightened they were gonna chew me up. The question remains, how do people get their asses so close to those drains? I mean, I don't normally sit on the deep end of the pool with my drawers off.

    You obviously haven't truly lived then.

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    My dad and a bunch of friends in college suggested they name their new cafeteria "Jeffery Dahmer Cafeteria"

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wow the golf club is so getting sued for this.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."

    -William Buehler Seabrook

    ...what?

    What impressions do you get from the quote about the subject at hand? the author? anything in general?

    He... he likes young cows??

    Also, Butters, what the FUCK is in your sig? It frightens me.

    Yeah, I think he likes good, fully-developed veal. And now I'm fucking hungry, thanks a lot, Mister Veal Freak.

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  • Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Survivor is, in my opinion, the only novel of truly literary worth that Palahniuk has turned out.

    Choke was close.

    All-in-all, the guy is more or less just a wildly overrated fellow churning out the dude version of chick-lit.

    people dont read palahniuk for literary value, silly, they read it to look trendy to dumb people

    duh

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Survivor is, in my opinion, the only novel of truly literary worth that Palahniuk has turned out.

    Choke was close.

    All-in-all, the guy is more or less just a wildly overrated fellow churning out the dude version of chick-lit.

    people dont read palahniuk for literary value, silly, they read it to look trendy to dumb people

    duh

    Fight Club was pretty cool. I enjoyed that movie, and then I read the book, and I enjoyed the book.

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