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I have celiac disease

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2007 in Singularity Engine++
WHY THE FUCKING GUCK SLDGHIl ;khal;j DID NO ONE TEST FOR THIS SHIT

WHY

WHY

WHY


WHALKTJ GHJKea
sgf

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Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    :-O

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    For the love of God in heaven I can't believe this shit

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    Twitter which gives health updates and the like: https://twitter.com/MunkusBeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    who's celia?

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • StraightziStraightzi Dangerous, this Jack of Hearts With his kiss, the riot startsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh shit lame dude. Gluten intolerance sucks like hell.

  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    until I know what this disease is I will assume its effects are comic

    and as such

    ahahahaha

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    what uh

    this about your butt?

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Sorry to hear that, man.

    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    how does this impact you munkus
    i thought you had no intestines

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    all this crap I have been going through for all this time

    and what did I need to do?

    Not eat a fucking food molecule

    Way to go, modern science

    way to fuck me in the ass yet again

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    Twitter which gives health updates and the like: https://twitter.com/MunkusBeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    actually, yes, this is about the butt

    and other parts of the gastrointestinal tract


    that sucks Munkus...

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wait so they cut out your colon when really you just needed to stop eating wheat?

    whoooooops

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  • edited July 2007
    coeliac

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    No more bread for you :(

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

    oh shit

    stamp allergy

    nobody expects the stamps

  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    NO GLUTEN FOR YOU ASSHOLE

    I'M EATING A BIG BOWL OF GLUTEN RIGHT NOW OOOOH GOD YESSSSS

  • GrinninBarrettGrinninBarrett Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

    So did George's fiancee have a celiac disease

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    no rye?
    wtf kind of curse is this

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Wait so they cut out your colon when really you just needed to stop eating wheat?

    whoooooops

    OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

    That is horrible

    On the other hand, maybe Munkus can sue for a bajillion dollars and get a robotic butt

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Wait so they cut out your colon when really you just needed to stop eating wheat?

    whoooooops

    seriously though, I smell $malpractice

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Wow, dude.


    Munkus.


    That fucking sucks.

    :(

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    at this point I having a break down

    i went in for a routine scope today, and the only reason the biopsy was done was to humor me

    DO PEOPLE JUST NOT KNOW THIS SHIT OR SOMEHTING

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    Twitter which gives health updates and the like: https://twitter.com/MunkusBeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited July 2007
    no gluten?

    that's pretty terrible

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man I'd go for a robotic butt

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    you can have them install an ass-cannon munkus

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so yeah seriously uh

    sue the colons out of them

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I am angry, I am crying, I am angry oh for the Loveof God I want to hurt something

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    Twitter which gives health updates and the like: https://twitter.com/MunkusBeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Munkus I am so sorry this happened to you :(

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do you need a hug munkus

    I have some spares

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    next thread
    stale announces he just had a bad cramp

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Hey man, I have celiac's too.
    I'm sorry about your bad news, but let me just tell you: now that you know and you're going to do something about it, you life will only get better.
    A month of gluten free food and you will feel like a fucking new man.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wow, that sucks a lot

    I guess celiac disease is something doctors just forget about a lot, since I know a few other people who went through medical hell before finally being diagnosed with it

  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fuck bread anyways

    sandwiches are better off without it

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    next thread
    stale announces he just had a bad cramp

    dime in his brain from when he was 6 months old

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    Hey man, I have celiac's too.
    I'm sorry about your bad news, but let me just tell you: now that you know and you're going to do something about it, you life will only get better.
    A month of gluten free food and you will feel like a fucking new man.

    (They cut out his innards because they thought he had something else. That shit don't get better)

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  • PbPb Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I am angry, I am crying, I am angry oh for the Loveof God I want to hurt something


    Please Munkus, start with yourself.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    Hey man, I have celiac's too.
    I'm sorry about your bad news, but let me just tell you: now that you know and you're going to do something about it, you life will only get better.
    A month of gluten free food and you will feel like a fucking new man.

    you apparently don't quite understand his predicament

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    kill the doctors and eat their intestines as revenge for them taking yours

  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    i don't think munkus cares so much about not eating gluten
    i think it's more that the man took his ass that's bugging him

    sorry munkus

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

    So did George's fiancee have a celiac disease

    Haha, nice.

    -EDIT-
    Oh, yeah, sorry Munkus.

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