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Luther's Heir
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In an effort to get used to the general "swing of things" here, as the phrase is, um, phrased, I have decided to post something entirely different for no other reason than, evidently, I can.
I have now officially fallen into the "Pay attention to me!" way of things. Yay for the prick, I s'pose.
In any case, the best thing to do would be to
Angry, white guy powers activate! Form of: incoherent rant!
When I first arrived here - "here" being an Air Force Base in West Central Texas - I was probably first surprised by the humidity. My next surprise was that there are more Marine and Army guys here than Chair Force people. I would say that my third surprise was being put into push-up position on my first duty day here, but I've gotten used to the push-up. However, there is more than one way of punishing Privates for random events, my platoon's Drill Sergeants enjoy the front-back-go excercise, which is a rather cruel way of punishing people, and they prefer to do it on muddy ground, which makes things more difficult. One of my Drill Sergeants is relatively famous for having a rhythm, and it sucks ass to be the recipient of it.
I have, after two and a half fuggin' months, finally been allowed access to my cell phone and laptop. I now have access to the outside world again. Holy Shit it sucked not havin' anything but a phone call once a week to acces other sentient organism, those who lacked the ability to make you run for six fuggin' miles. And no, I'm not exaggeratin'. I am now sittin', therefore, upon an actual comfortable seat, and listenin' to Rammstein and various other groups that I have been denied access to throughout Basic. The experience can almost be described as euphoric.
I have now officially fallen into the "Pay attention to me!" way of things. Yay for the prick, I s'pose.
In any case, the best thing to do would be to
- Welcome me
- Start right off into a random discussion, or
- Ignore me for the enormous prick that I am.
Angry, white guy powers activate! Form of: incoherent rant!
When I first arrived here - "here" being an Air Force Base in West Central Texas - I was probably first surprised by the humidity. My next surprise was that there are more Marine and Army guys here than Chair Force people. I would say that my third surprise was being put into push-up position on my first duty day here, but I've gotten used to the push-up. However, there is more than one way of punishing Privates for random events, my platoon's Drill Sergeants enjoy the front-back-go excercise, which is a rather cruel way of punishing people, and they prefer to do it on muddy ground, which makes things more difficult. One of my Drill Sergeants is relatively famous for having a rhythm, and it sucks ass to be the recipient of it.
I have, after two and a half fuggin' months, finally been allowed access to my cell phone and laptop. I now have access to the outside world again. Holy Shit it sucked not havin' anything but a phone call once a week to acces other sentient organism, those who lacked the ability to make you run for six fuggin' miles. And no, I'm not exaggeratin'. I am now sittin', therefore, upon an actual comfortable seat, and listenin' to Rammstein and various other groups that I have been denied access to throughout Basic. The experience can almost be described as euphoric.
Hwaet! We Gardena in geardagum
Theodcyninga thrym gefrunon
Hu tha aethelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceathena threatum
Monegum maegthum meodosetla ofteah
Egsode Eorle syththan aerest weorth
Sceasceaft funden he thaes frofre gebad
Weox under weolcnum weorthmyndum thah
Oth thaet him aeghwylc thara ymbsittendra
Ofer hronrade hyran scolde
gomban gyldan thaet waes god cyning
Theodcyninga thrym gefrunon
Hu tha aethelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceathena threatum
Monegum maegthum meodosetla ofteah
Egsode Eorle syththan aerest weorth
Sceasceaft funden he thaes frofre gebad
Weox under weolcnum weorthmyndum thah
Oth thaet him aeghwylc thara ymbsittendra
Ofer hronrade hyran scolde
gomban gyldan thaet waes god cyning
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