I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.
Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.
a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick
My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.
She was cute, just crazy.
I've never regretted sex
anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience
thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back
that would be bad
She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.
Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.
She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.
haha, jesus
Also, I don't think wook's rule B is universal either.
maybe not
but your first sexual experience should be like your first car. all that should matter is getting from point a to point b. looks are just a bonus
haha
What if you're a crazy religious dude and are all about being a virgin till marriage?
then your first sexual experience will be extremely awkward (especially if she's a virgin too). it will set a bad tone to your sex life, and you will most likely view sex as some sort of chore necessary for procreation rather than the good time it is.
My first time was a whole compilation of horrible, yet I dont regret it. The high points:
a. She was my best friends X, that he lost his virginity to
why is this a good thing out of curiosity? i've always sort of gone out of my way to not put my dick where i know a friend's dick has been
By high points, I meant high points of horrible. It ended up ok, cause after me she fucked two others guys in our circle and just became know as "Psycho Whore." Jesus I could tell stories about her.
See, I knew this would go places with the change in topic.
Hit me with the PM of the pics, Its not like I havent seen worse.
I had to check "Red Wings" on Urban Dictionary, because I had always believed it was only earned when you ate a girl out on the rag, but I guess there is some differing opinions. According to this, Ive gotten 4 out of the 6 wings. Maybe only 3, not sure If the golden counts or not.
Posts
what
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
WTF is this? Im all clicking along, nice chicks, then BANG
on here at SE++
haha, uh oh
What'd you do
they couldn't have been older than 16
Whose donger was the small one?
a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick
awesome
Unless you're Daric.
My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.
She was cute, just crazy.
I think potatoe's is the other peen pic
I've never regretted sex
anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience
thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back
that would be bad
She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.
Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.
She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.
haha, jesus
Also, I don't think wook's rule B is universal either.
way to pass the crazy off to your friend
i have a friend that does that
a. She was my best friends X, that he lost his virginity to
b. It was at my other friends dads house, whose name to all of was "Drunk Dave", and by house I mean basement half appartment thing
c. We talked about the weather
d. I called her mom
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This is all true. I look at it the same way. Anything you do is a learning experience.
Although I could have been caught with some lunkers in college.
Alcohol can do funny things to a person.
maybe not
but your first sexual experience should be like your first car. all that should matter is getting from point a to point b. looks are just a bonus
Sex
Man she's the one who broke up with me, because when she talked about marriage (we were sophomores in High School) I laughed at her.
2 years later at yearbook signings she is married to the guy.
haha
What if you're a crazy religious dude and are all about being a virgin till marriage?
Holy shit, it works!
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PSN: Bogestrom
why is this a good thing out of curiosity? i've always sort of gone out of my way to not put my dick where i know a friend's dick has been
then your first sexual experience will be extremely awkward (especially if she's a virgin too). it will set a bad tone to your sex life, and you will most likely view sex as some sort of chore necessary for procreation rather than the good time it is.
Well, that would be either the 14 year old pickup truck which was a freebe from the parents
or the 1 year old american hatchback I bought with my own money
I'm not sure how this is going to work out for me.
my first car was relatively attractive but cut itself
And so started the creation of the Shock Images of '08
By high points, I meant high points of horrible. It ended up ok, cause after me she fucked two others guys in our circle and just became know as "Psycho Whore." Jesus I could tell stories about her.
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PSN: Bogestrom
Hm, so I've earned all but red, purple, pink and gold then.
Good to know.
I'm not really looking to get those four so I'd say I'm doing just fine.
I will do it, send me the ex girlfriends naked, clothed, etc. and I'll make us a tasty gumbo.
I don't know if anyone told you this but...
And with European roots.
Except if you're really young.