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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    lesbians aren't all hot

    what

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Bogey edit - NO.

    WTF is this? Im all clicking along, nice chicks, then BANG
    Cock

    on here at SE++

    Jimmy on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Bogey edit - NO.

    haha, uh oh
    What'd you do

    scarlet st. on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Her arms and face seem to be pretty full figured, too.

    Javen on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    my friend and I repeatedly saw two lesbians making out at Magic Mountain a couple of weeks ago

    they couldn't have been older than 16 D:

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Kanta works for Greenpeace.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    So this is Calliuscock, huh?

    Whose donger was the small one?

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    y halo thar mr. dongers

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    the wook on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    my friend and I repeatedly saw two lesbians making out at Magic Mountain a couple of weeks ago

    they couldn't have been older than 16 D:

    awesome

    mrpaku on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    Unless you're Daric.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    Javen on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    So this is Calliuscock, huh?

    Whose donger was the small one?

    I think potatoe's is the other peen pic

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  • DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, I think I've caused enough trouble for a few days. Time for Shibbylube to go back into hiding.

    Degjo on
  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I see where he got his name. Oh ho ho!

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    the wook on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.

    Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.

    She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.

    Javen on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.

    Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.

    She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.

    haha, jesus

    Also, I don't think wook's rule B is universal either.

    scarlet st. on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.

    Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.

    She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.

    way to pass the crazy off to your friend

    i have a friend that does that

    the wook on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i've had a few "what the fuck did i just do"s, but i wouldn't say i regretted any of them exactly

    mrpaku on
  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    My first time was a whole compilation of horrible, yet I dont regret it. The low points:

    a. She was my best friends X, that he lost his virginity to

    b. It was at my other friends dads house, whose name to all of was "Drunk Dave", and by house I mean basement half appartment thing

    c. We talked about the weather

    d. I called her mom

    Jimmy on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    way to pass the crazy off to your friend

    i have a friend that does that
    *giggles*

    To those playing at home: No, it's not me! :P

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    This is all true. I look at it the same way. Anything you do is a learning experience.

    Although I could have been caught with some lunkers in college.

    Alcohol can do funny things to a person.

    Wise_a on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.

    Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.

    She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.

    haha, jesus

    Also, I don't think wook's rule B is universal either.

    maybe not

    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car. all that should matter is getting from point a to point b. looks are just a bonus

    the wook on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Ahahahhahah


    Sex

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.

    Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.

    She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.

    way to pass the crazy off to your friend

    i have a friend that does that

    Man she's the one who broke up with me, because when she talked about marriage (we were sophomores in High School) I laughed at her.

    2 years later at yearbook signings she is married to the guy.

    Javen on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.

    Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.

    She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.

    haha, jesus

    Also, I don't think wook's rule B is universal either.

    maybe not

    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car. all that should matter is getting from point a to point b. looks are just a bonus

    haha
    What if you're a crazy religious dude and are all about being a virgin till marriage?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car.
    My first car was also brand new and an American make.

    Holy shit, it works! :o

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    My first time was a whole compilation of horrible, yet I dont regret it. The high points:

    a. She was my best friends X, that he lost his virginity to

    why is this a good thing out of curiosity? i've always sort of gone out of my way to not put my dick where i know a friend's dick has been

    mrpaku on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    a) that's 'cause you haven't had sex
    b) everybody's first time is with an ugly chick

    My first time was pretty regrettable, but not from a physical standpoint.

    She was cute, just crazy.

    I've never regretted sex

    anything that went bad can be considered a learning experience

    thankfully i've never caught anything i couldn't throw back

    that would be bad

    She is the reason I really don't want to take anyones virginity.

    Everything was solid until we had sex. It was all downhill from there.

    She's married to one of my best friends and pregnant, now.

    haha, jesus

    Also, I don't think wook's rule B is universal either.

    maybe not

    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car. all that should matter is getting from point a to point b. looks are just a bonus

    haha
    What if you're a crazy religious dude and are all about being a virgin till marriage?

    then your first sexual experience will be extremely awkward (especially if she's a virgin too). it will set a bad tone to your sex life, and you will most likely view sex as some sort of chore necessary for procreation rather than the good time it is.

    the wook on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car.
    My first car was also brand new and an American make.

    Holy shit, it works! :o

    Well, that would be either the 14 year old pickup truck which was a freebe from the parents

    or the 1 year old american hatchback I bought with my own money

    I'm not sure how this is going to work out for me.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car.
    My first car was also brand new and an American make.

    Holy shit, it works! :o

    my first car was relatively attractive but cut itself D:

    the wook on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I'll take them

    ALL

    If you don't mind.

    And so started the creation of the Shock Images of '08

    Ruckus on
  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    My first time was a whole compilation of horrible, yet I dont regret it. The high points:

    a. She was my best friends X, that he lost his virginity to

    why is this a good thing out of curiosity? i've always sort of gone out of my way to not put my dick where i know a friend's dick has been

    By high points, I meant high points of horrible. It ended up ok, cause after me she fucked two others guys in our circle and just became know as "Psycho Whore." Jesus I could tell stories about her.

    Jimmy on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car.
    My first car was also brand new and an American make.

    Holy shit, it works! :o
    Well, that would be either the 14 year old pickup truck which was a freebe from the parents

    or the 1 year old american hatchback I bought with my own money

    I'm not sure how this is going to work out for me.
    That's cool, low-mileage and already broken in. :P

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    See, I knew this would go places with the change in topic.

    Hit me with the PM of the pics, Its not like I havent seen worse.

    I had to check "Red Wings" on Urban Dictionary, because I had always believed it was only earned when you ate a girl out on the rag, but I guess there is some differing opinions. According to this, Ive gotten 4 out of the 6 wings. Maybe only 3, not sure If the golden counts or not.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wings

    and since someone mentioned it earlier, I had to bring out the .jpg
    fat.jpg

    Hm, so I've earned all but red, purple, pink and gold then.
    Good to know.

    I'm not really looking to get those four so I'd say I'm doing just fine.

    TankHammer on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I'll take them

    ALL

    If you don't mind.

    And so started the creation of the Shock Images of '08

    I will do it, send me the ex girlfriends naked, clothed, etc. and I'll make us a tasty gumbo.

    Wise_a on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dusda wrote: »
    I had a lightsaber fight with my newspaper teacher once. He and his dual-saber won. Cheating bastard.

    I don't know if anyone told you this but...
    he didn't win. When you have lightsaber battles and it's not inside the confines of a video game, nobody wins.

    Defender on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car.
    My first car was also brand new and an American make.

    Holy shit, it works! :o
    Well, that would be either the 14 year old pickup truck which was a freebe from the parents

    or the 1 year old american hatchback I bought with my own money

    I'm not sure how this is going to work out for me.
    That's cool, low-mileage but and already broken in. :P

    And with European roots.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Dusda wrote: »
    I had a lightsaber fight with my newspaper teacher once. He and his dual-saber won. Cheating bastard.

    I don't know if anyone told you this but...
    he didn't win. When you have lightsaber battles and it's not inside the confines of a video game, nobody wins.

    Except if you're really young.

    PotU on
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