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MUTANT BRUTALLY TERRORISES WASTE IN BLOOD

Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
So, my cousin just found out she has three kidneys. That is one and a half times as many kidneys as, for example, a human.

imagine the applications

1) Filtering the everloving shit out of waste in the bloodstream.
2) Capable of selling off twice as many unnecessary kidneys as your average person.

evolution has arrived

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    edited July 2007
    dang

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd definitely sell one.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I'd definitely sell one.

    $$$

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Three kidneys you say?

    Better start matching her up with other mutants for breeding purposes.

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  • StoverStover Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Did she steal a third from somebody?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User
    edited July 2007
    More organs means more human.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I'd definitely sell one.

    $$$

    - Three Kidneys
    - ???

    - Profit

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    More organs means more human.

    I love using that line

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  • bongibongi
    edited July 2007
    some people are born with only one kidney

    your cousin is three times better than those people

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Like, three fully-functional kidneys, or, like, two regular kidneys, and one shriveled, useless kidney?

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    some people are born with only one kidney

    your cousin is three times better than those people

    seeing as she's from south wales it's more likely to be a case of petty theft in the womb

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Man that would be awesome if the 3rd kidney worked

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think the third kindey is functional, but it'd kindof a siamese kidney with one of the other two

    but if it could break free of that bond

    imagine

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    having three of an organ you only need one of is the opposite of evolution, unless kidney is slang for penis these days

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  • bongibongi
    edited July 2007
    Bob The Monkey wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some people are born with only one kidney

    your cousin is three times better than those people

    seeing as she's from south wales it's more likely to be a case of petty theft in the womb

    oh, south wales

    so she's actually only merely as good as those people with only one kidney

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I would have it taken out, leathered, and use it as a change purse.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Your cousin stole that kidney. You should give it back.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Are there any reported cases of incest in your family?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Bob, check your kidneys.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    generally superfulous organs are almost always in a symbiote relationship with another fully functional organ. THis can actually be a harmfull thing down the rad as normal wear and tear and disease can accelerate failure due to added stress on the "normal" organs.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited July 2007
    More testicals means more iron

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited July 2007
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    "A third kidney, you say"

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cocks, dicks, olol

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  • KarnackKarnack Registered User
    edited July 2007
    see if she can trade it in for a new liver

    then trade that liver for a heart

    and that heart for a brain

    you see where I'm going with this

    GIVE HER TWO BRAINS

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Have your cousin tested for Gamma radiation and try not to piss him off too much.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Bob The Monkey wrote: »
    So, my cousin just found out she has three kidneys. That is one and a half times as many kidneys as, for example, a human.

    imagine the applications

    1) Filtering the everloving shit out of waste in the bloodstream.
    2) Capable of selling off twice as many unnecessary kidneys as your average person.

    evolution has arrived

    my dad was born with only one kidney. Does that make him special?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm four hours late for work...

    Should i call in and say I'm on my way?

    Or just show up and yell 'SURPRISE!'

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  • IncendiusIncendius Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Bob The Monkey wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some people are born with only one kidney

    your cousin is three times better than those people

    seeing as she's from south wales it's more likely to be a case of petty theft in the womb

    oh, south wales

    so she's actually only merely as good as those people with only one kidney

    :cry:

    harsh, bongi, harsh.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There are actual women there?

    Hell I assumed it was just filthy criminal men, and some kind of effeminate gay male that called you a cunt in a undecipherable accent.

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  • bongibongi
    edited July 2007
    lets be honest though stale, you think that about every country that isn't america, don't you

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  • IncendiusIncendius Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    looks guys just 'cause its true you don't have to say it

    its hard enough living through it, after all

    -SPI- wrote:
    The helicopter is actually the antagonist of the game.
    "Look at you, Human. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my jungle. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?... Chuku Chuku Chuku"
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    lets be honest though stale, you think that about every country that isn't america, don't you

    not at all.


    Canada has women, every last one of them batshit insane.

    Mexico has women, every last one of htem will sell you ciclets, have unbeliveable sex with you, then steal your kidney.

    Japan has women, they sure do love being raped.

    Germany and Brazil both have women, women that love to play with feces.

    Belgium has women, they love to fuck anything non-human.

    India has women, when they aren't running the pre-teen brothels, they grow hair everywhere and answer your tech support questions.



    THis is what I have learned from usenet.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    lets be honest though stale, you think that about every country that isn't america, don't you

    not at all.


    Canada has women, every last one of them batshit insane.

    Mexico has women, every last one of htem will sell you ciclets, have unbeliveable sex with you, then steal your kidney.

    Japan has women, they sure do love being raped.

    Germany and Brazil both have women, women that love to play with feces.

    Belgium has women, they love to fuck anything non-human.

    India has women, when they aren't running the pre-teen brothels, they grow hair everywhere and answer your tech support questions.



    THis is what I have learned from usenet.

    What about Arabian countries? Or russia?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    lets be honest though stale, you think that about every country that isn't america, don't you

    not at all.


    Canada has women, every last one of them batshit insane.

    Mexico has women, every last one of htem will sell you ciclets, have unbeliveable sex with you, then steal your kidney.

    Japan has women, they sure do love being raped.

    Germany and Brazil both have women, women that love to play with feces.

    Belgium has women, they love to fuck anything non-human.

    India has women, when they aren't running the pre-teen brothels, they grow hair everywhere and answer your tech support questions.



    THis is what I have learned from usenet.

    What about Arabian countries? Or russia?


    Russia has no adult women. Just 8-14 year olds. They like to stand around in rivers.

    Arabians have a strange hybrid sex that only serves to stand still while being pelted with stones, or to be a bukkake target.

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  • Avro_ArrowAvro_Arrow Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I'm gonna print this out and put that in the guy washroom stalls at my school next summer.

    If I remember.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    More organs means more human.

    I love using that line

    I've used it at least twice here, and both times were totally in context.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have a close friend who has three kidneys. It is more common than you would think.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I get kidneys and livers confused. I should probably not sell any of my organs in case I accidentally sell something important (no really take my heart I hear you only need one).

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this is like the episode of Invader Zim where he hoarded human organs. He ended up like this

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