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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You people and your hatred of womens' spines.

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    My dad is apparently going to suggest some soon-to-be-evicted Christian woman that she should consider moving in with me.

    This can only lead to tears.

    Muhah.

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    VC, it's too bad I don't share other people's images, and that the image never stays up for longer than a few months to ward off stalkers, but oh man, my best friend's legs. Like milk being poured.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fuck Kyle Farnsworth you miserable waste of a pitcher ugh.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How much would one of those Toshiba 3x3x9 nuclear reactors cost? And how hard would it be to get a permit which would legally turn out to let me have it in Australia, without quite saying what it is?

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  • Che GuevaraChe Guevara __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    You people and your hatred of womens' spines.

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    My dad is apparently going to suggest some soon-to-be-evicted Christian woman that she should consider moving in with me.

    This can only lead to tears.

    Muhah.

    Whats wrong with Christian women?

    Some Christian women were once Catholic schoolgirls.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, I want one of these.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, there's nothing wrong with Christians.

    Fundies of any religion tend to be retarded though.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm fairly good friends with a christian girl that i'm pretty sure doesn't believe in evolution.

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  • Che GuevaraChe Guevara __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, I want one of these.

    I wonder how small you could possibly make that.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    See, I don't see how religion gets in the way of science.

    Like, ever. If your belief is that shaky you're not a real fucking believer to begin with.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, I want one of these.

    I wonder how small you could possibly make that.
    The 3x3x9m figure is the one I heard about Toshiba but I haven't looked it up yet. But the concept is just incredibly awesome.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm really not all that into any one particular body part, generally speaking. Sometimes with specific women I'll like a rack or some legs, but yeah, I'm not really a ____guy.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think a girl has to have a pretty face for me to date her.

    Because, Jesus, tits/ass/whatever only go so far.

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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    I'm really not all that into any one particular body part, generally speaking. Sometimes with specific women I'll like a rack or some legs, but yeah, I'm not really a ____guy.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    faces are very nice

    but forearms are probably my favorite bit of dude. other than a stomach.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Peter Moore loves money.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Whats wrong with Christian women?

    Much less likely to be cool with me walking around the house naked.
    Some Christian women were once Catholic schoolgirls.

    Yes, I know.

    They are very gropey.

    But they are sentient frustration.

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    Faces are pretty much the most important physical feature, because DAMN but I love to stare in to a girl's eyes and read her features.

    Aside from that, if she's healthy, I'm happy. Especially if she's going to be healthy after youth is no longer keeping her spine from shattering.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ALocksly wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    I'm really not all that into any one particular body part, generally speaking. Sometimes with specific women I'll like a rack or some legs, but yeah, I'm not really a ____guy.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I love boobs. They're so great.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    I'm a penis guy.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    She's gotta have more junk in the trunk than a Honda.

    That's my position.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm for most positions.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I love boobs. They're so great.

    Bouncy, bouncy.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ninja Warrior is great.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In other nudes, I'm dying of a vile effluvia.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Houk has a lot to answer for.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    In other nudes, I'm dying of a vile effluvia.

    Dude, guro is not exactly kosher on this forum.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Houk has a lot to answer for.
    It hurts so much.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    As corny as this may sound, I'm all about the personality. She can have the body of a Goddess but if she doesn't make me smile she's not for me.

    I'm also a sucker for a good sense of humour.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Houk has a lot to answer for.
    It hurts so much.
    Like, I might have to beat him for some answers.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I can't pin down any particular feature that I like about women.. I mean, i like boobs, but they dont need to be huge. I'd say as long as they have a healthy figure (not fat) and a pretty face thats enough for me to be interested.

    The next test they have to pass is personality. (I should note the first test only takes about a half second - the first time I look at them).

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Goddammit, Bancrofts, tell Murdoch to go fuck himself, you assholes.

    You're rich enough, you don't need the goddamn money.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Peter Moore loves money.
    Yeah I kind of liked the dude. But my abiding hatred of EA will outweigh whatever lingering affection I might have had.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goddammit, Bancrofts, tell Murdoch to go fuck himself, you assholes.

    You're rich enough, you don't need the goddamn money.

    I think that the desire for more money is directly proportional to the amount you have.

    Also, the WSJ editorial board already sucks balls. I don't really see Murdoch making them stupider or more ideologically wrong.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goddammit, Bancrofts, tell Murdoch to go fuck himself, you assholes.

    You're rich enough, you don't need the goddamn money.
    I think that the desire for more money is directly proportional to the amount you have.

    Also, the WSJ editorial board already sucks balls. I don't really see Murdoch making them stupider or more ideologically wrong.
    You have a poor imagination.

    And the paper doesn't suck balls; it's a damn good paper, probably one of the best in the nation.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goddammit, Bancrofts, tell Murdoch to go fuck himself, you assholes.

    You're rich enough, you don't need the goddamn money.
    I think that the desire for more money is directly proportional to the amount you have.

    Also, the WSJ editorial board already sucks balls. I don't really see Murdoch making them stupider or more ideologically wrong.
    You have a poor imagination.

    And the paper doesn't suck balls; it's a damn good paper, probably one of the best in the nation.

    Yeah, their reporters are good and their reporting tends to arrive without much bias, but dear lord is their editorial board a bunch of jackasses.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Yeah, their reporters are good and their reporting tends to arrive without much bias, but dear lord is their editorial board a bunch of jackasses.

    You say this like it isn't status quo.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    It's especially notable in the WSJ. Seriously, read their editorial page sometime.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Which is the WSJ?

    I've pretty much never been able to really get in to newspapers.

    I think you have to grow up with that level of bad writing to be able to accept it later in life.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Where the fuck is CableCarrier?

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He's out carrying cables.

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    Am I wrong to be wanting a publishing-related career in Seattle instead of New York?

    Also: Somebody get me a good job in Seattle so I can buy you all drinks.

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