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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    the ice cream place i work for is genuinely natural. they make the ice cream in the back of the store from milk across the street, so there's no that much room for artificial stuff.

    I hit a local festival over the weekend and I got a fruit parfait served in a rolled up crepe inside a waffle cone, the entirely of which was cooked, rolled, and filled right in front of me.

    It was quite good.

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Hey, Thanatos... did you see this post? It got bottom-paged. I thought you might appreciate it.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    apparently my future roomate for the year is not on facebook.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Loren and Locks both have made beautiful poast.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Hey, Thanatos... did you see this post? It got bottom-paged. I thought you might appreciate it.
    Ahahahahahah.

    I was wondering if someone was going to bring actuarial values into this. :P

    I really hate going down that road, because I hate putting a price on human life.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i would love to see just about every rugby player make out

    except for those ones up there.

  • GimGim Registered User
    ALocksly wrote: »
    For two weddings I disregarded the registry and got them electric ice cream makers. I know they'll thank me someday.

    Would you like to come into my basement? I'm holding a wedding down there. Be sure to bring a gift.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    ALocksly wrote: »
    For two weddings I disregarded the registry and got them electric ice cream makers. I know they'll thank me someday.

    Do you like popsicles? I've got a whole freezer full of popsicles down in my cellar.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • GimGim Registered User
    My identity!

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Fuck facebook.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • GimGim Registered User
    I don't remember the last time I had a popsicle. A cherry or grape would be nice. Heck, even an orange. A lime would be good as well if they exist. They probably do.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Fuck facebook.

    uh huh.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    I don't remember the last time I had a popsicle. A cherry or grape would be nice. Heck, even an orange. A lime would be good as well if they exist. They probably do.

    Otterpops.

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  • GimGim Registered User
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I don't remember the last time I had a popsicle. A cherry or grape would be nice. Heck, even an orange. A lime would be good as well if they exist. They probably do.

    Otterpops.

    Yeah, but I want something on a stick. I can get through those ice-in-a-plastic-tube things really quickly. With a Popsicle, you can take a leisurely time with them.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Fudgesicles.

    Edit: or orange creamsicles.


    Or those whole fruit popsicle thingies, the ones with big-ass chunks of strawberries in them.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    I've had so many popsickles and fudgesickles and whatnot on this diet.

    SO MANY.

    Still not bored with them.

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  • GimGim Registered User
    *sigh*

    I don't want to suck on something chocolaty. I want to suck on something fruity.

    *waits for it*

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Fuck facebook.

    uh huh.

    Ew, no way. That would be gross. There are too many people on facebook who are not okay.

    Edit: and by not okay I mean not being even sensible about precautions, let alone responsible.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    *sigh*

    I don't want to suck on something chocolaty. I want to suck on something fruity.

    *waits for it*

    If you don't love the chocolate, you've never tried it.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Once you go black, you never go back.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • GimGim Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    *sigh*

    I don't want to suck on something chocolaty. I want to suck on something fruity.

    *waits for it*

    If you don't love the chocolate, you've never tried it.

    *inserts ambiguously racist remark about chocolate*

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    there's a place called locopops are here which has bizarre popsicle flavors.

    also facebook is less creepy then myspace. You probably hate myspace too, but on myspace automated 'girls' and a 50 year old dude hit on me, while on facebook, only one guy, a pretty attractive football player did so.

    the football player is also black, which amplifies the irony of the statements above.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    there's a place called locopops are here which has bizarre popsicle flavors.

    also facebook is less creepy then myspace. You probably hate myspace too, but on myspace automated 'girls' and a 50 year old dude hit on me, while on facebook, only one guy, a pretty attractive football player did so.

    the football player is also black, which amplifies the irony of the statements above.

    I do indeed hate myspace too. I had it at one point because it was good to find out about parties. I should get facebook for that, in theory. Except working 3rd shift I almost just don't even want to know when the parties I'm going to miss anyway are happening.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    I hate MySpace, but only because of the way it rapes HTML and CSS.

    Although I managed to make my MySpace look halfway decent.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    I hate MySpace, but only because of the way it rapes HTML and CSS.

    Although I managed to make my MySpace look halfway decent.


    I can't abandon myspace now because so there are so many old pals that have found me there and I have no other contact point for them. Also old pals keep finding my page so just for that I'll leave it up.

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • GimGim Registered User
    the football player is also black, which amplifies the irony of the statements above.

    *sticks fingers in ears*

    ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS, MARCHING AS TO WAAAAAR

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i am ashamed of my myspace page because it's old and dumb looking.


    dangit, i was hoping to see what feral looked like.

  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    i am ashamed of my myspace page because it's old and dumb looking.


    dangit, i was hoping to see what feral looked like.

    you'll just have to leave it to your imagination

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User
    graarhghghghgh



    I should really take up whiskey-drinking. I'm beginning to tire of a sober existence.

  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    So that whole merging of the religion threads.

    DEATH BY MERGINATION.

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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    graarhghghghgh



    I should really take up whiskey-drinking. I'm beginning to tire of a sober existence.

    As I was goin' over

    the Cork and Kerry mountains

    I spied captain Farrell

    and his money he was countin'

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i finished the last remants of my bottle of glen fidditch

    it was magical

  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    i finished the last remants of my bottle of glen fidditch

    it was magical

    magically delicious?

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    ALocksly wrote: »
    i finished the last remants of my bottle of glen fidditch

    it was magical

    magically delicious?

    among other things.

  • GimGim Registered User
    Brian Williams is awesome.

    Also, TMZ is getting a show on Fox. Someone tell me which buildings to blow up to prevent this.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    gnightfolks

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    time for bed

    drinking scotch is tiring business.

  • GimGim Registered User
    Oh M*A*S*H, you'll be my late night friend and lull me into a peaceful, dreamless sleep.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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