Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it,
follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given
their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
Deepfried [Chat] with bacon on top
Posts
I hit a local festival over the weekend and I got a fruit parfait served in a rolled up crepe inside a waffle cone, the entirely of which was cooked, rolled, and filled right in front of me.
It was quite good.
I was wondering if someone was going to bring actuarial values into this.
I really hate going down that road, because I hate putting a price on human life.
except for those ones up there.
Would you like to come into my basement? I'm holding a wedding down there. Be sure to bring a gift.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers
uh huh.
Otterpops.
Yeah, but I want something on a stick. I can get through those ice-in-a-plastic-tube things really quickly. With a Popsicle, you can take a leisurely time with them.
Edit: or orange creamsicles.
Or those whole fruit popsicle thingies, the ones with big-ass chunks of strawberries in them.
SO MANY.
Still not bored with them.
I don't want to suck on something chocolaty. I want to suck on something fruity.
*waits for it*
Ew, no way. That would be gross. There are too many people on facebook who are not okay.
Edit: and by not okay I mean not being even sensible about precautions, let alone responsible.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers
If you don't love the chocolate, you've never tried it.
*inserts ambiguously racist remark about chocolate*
also facebook is less creepy then myspace. You probably hate myspace too, but on myspace automated 'girls' and a 50 year old dude hit on me, while on facebook, only one guy, a pretty attractive football player did so.
the football player is also black, which amplifies the irony of the statements above.
I do indeed hate myspace too. I had it at one point because it was good to find out about parties. I should get facebook for that, in theory. Except working 3rd shift I almost just don't even want to know when the parties I'm going to miss anyway are happening.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Although I managed to make my MySpace look halfway decent.
I can't abandon myspace now because so there are so many old pals that have found me there and I have no other contact point for them. Also old pals keep finding my page so just for that I'll leave it up.
*sticks fingers in ears*
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS, MARCHING AS TO WAAAAAR
dangit, i was hoping to see what feral looked like.
you'll just have to leave it to your imagination
I should really take up whiskey-drinking. I'm beginning to tire of a sober existence.
DEATH BY MERGINATION.
As I was goin' over
the Cork and Kerry mountains
I spied captain Farrell
and his money he was countin'
it was magical
magically delicious?
among other things.
Also, TMZ is getting a show on Fox. Someone tell me which buildings to blow up to prevent this.
drinking scotch is tiring business.