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Of Man and Machine Guns (WEAPONRY THREAD)

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    ANJIN
    Day Four: Thursday, 8/2/07
    C) Punisher vs. Captain America (Skrull-O-Rama!)

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Right then.

    SO

    TANKS

    M1 ABRAMS!

    The M1 Abrams main battle tank is the principal combat tank of the United States Army and the United States Marine Corps, with three main versions being deployed starting in 1980: the M1, M1A1, and M1A2. The latest versions of the M1A2 have a new armor and electronics package. It is named after General Creighton Abrams, former Army Chief of Staff and commander of the Army's 37th Armored Regiment.

    The M1 Abrams replaced the M60 Patton in U.S. service, as well as the M48A5. It did, however, serve alongside the M60A3, which had entered service just two years before the M1 (in 1978), for over a decade.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The most terrifying weapon of all
    Kitties!
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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Here's a real man's gun:
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    itt we just copy from Wikipedia

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    RAY-marines.jpg

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    itt we just copy from Wikipedia

    INSIGHTFUL

    ALSO:

    PROFOUND

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    ANJIN
    Day Four: Thursday, 8/2/07
    C) Punisher vs. Captain America (Skrull-O-Rama!)
    God dammit you horsefucker.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    itt we just copy from Wikipedia

    INSIGHTFUL

    ALSO:

    PROFOUND

    no it wasn't, it was a mean thing to say and I'm glad I said it

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Right, right.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    raneados thank you for using your almost-obscenely-comprehensive knowledge of firearms to contribute valuable content to this thread

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh for fucks sake.

    Alright. In the event you don't have a brain, receive training in the use of your firearm be it shotgun, pistol or otherwise. Don't simply buy a gun to learn how to use it.

    After re-reading what Shim said I'd like to state that, as you may accidentally shoot somebody and that's somehow my responsibility were we living on fucking Mars.

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    MeatPopSICKleMeatPopSICKle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »

    M60:

    The M60 (formally the United States Machine Gun, Caliber 7.62 mm, M60) is a family of American general purpose long range machine guns firing 7.62 mm NATO cartridges from a disintegrating belt of M13 links.

    Introduced in 1957, it remains in use in every branch of the U.S. military and other armed forces. Its manufacture and continued upgrade for military and commercial purchase continues into the 21st century though it has slowly been replaced or supplemented in many roles by newer designs.

    Mmm....M60!

    The M60 is no longer in use with the US military. The link provided shows the m60e4, an attempt to win back the military contract for the medium machine gun. In current use is the M240.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    The best weapon:

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    I mean play Hell March and ride this. People will think its a scene from Red Alert.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Don't simply buy a gun to learn how to use it.

    what if i buy a gun simply to shoot people

    human beings

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    YOU CAN DO THAT SHIT?

    Well...ahem...I'd stress you use it for self defense. As murder can lead to prison, which then leads to rape unless you establish dominance early on.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    [size=-2]gonna kill them all[/size]

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That reminds me...Bale was fucking creepy in American Psycho. Finally watched that today, and the motherfucker is craa-zaay.

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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Real men use real guns.

    Behold, the manliest gun ever:

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    Old school, bitches.

    There's nothing more hardcore than knowing that if you miss, you're fucking dead.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    That reminds me...Bale was fucking creepy in American Psycho. Finally watched that today, and the motherfucker is craa-zaay.
    Fire_axe.jpg

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The FN-SCAR:
    fn-scar2.jpg

    Pretty rad, guys.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wanna go to like a range, learn how to safely handle rifles, and get a .22 for target shooting.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    METAL STORM:

    Metal Storm is a weapon system developed to shoot projectiles at insane rates of fire, that also eliminates the needs for shells or cartridges. It's soon going to revolutionize modern combat.

    First, here's baldy!

    The Infomercial!

    Robot!

    Area Denial System

    Mortar #1
    Mortar #2

    Sentry Gun

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Metal Storm was designed by a crazy outback australian scientist.

    a million rounds a minute?
    WHY NOT

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FREEDOM

    THAT'S WHY!

    DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FREEDOM FROM KANGAROOS AND WOMBATS AND MAYBE WILD PIGS SOMETIMES

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DON'T FORGET THE FILTHY NATIVES MAN I SAID THAT REALLY LOUD

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This is the best fucking weapon ever. You can cut a man in half with just one round from a mile and a half away.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fiddy caliber

    when you absolutely, positively MUST turn a dude into paint

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i love metalstorm

    it is the best in bigger is better

    they were like if we can electronically fire one bullet from one tube

    what if we just have

    a million tubes

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    fiddy caliber

    when you absolutely, positively MUST turn a dude into paint

    Who wouldn't want to?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    good question!
    i love metalstorm

    it is the best in bigger is better

    they were like if we can electronically fire one bullet from one tube

    what if we just have

    a million tubes

    metal storm rules!

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pharezon wrote: »
    This is the best fucking weapon ever. You can cut a man in half with just one round from a mile and a half away.

    the bullet starts tumbling after a certain distance, not that effective past a mile and some change.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    fiddy caliber

    when you absolutely, positively MUST turn a dude into paint

    I've seen a video of a helicopter using a 50 cal. It was recorded using nightvision. The targets (or should I say 'victims'?) were turned into bloodstains. It was insane.

    Also, a buddy of mine came back from Iraq and showed us some pictures of some of the destroyed vehicles (he is a gunner). One shot showed a hummer with just the front end intact, the entire back end was obliterated.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    fiddy caliber

    when you absolutely, positively MUST turn a dude into paint

    I've seen a video of a helicopter using a 50 cal. It was recorded using nightvision. The targets (or should I say 'victims'?) were turned into bloodstains. It was insane.

    Also, a buddy of mine came back from Iraq and showed us some pictures of some of the destroyed vehicles (he is a gunner). One shot showed a hummer with just the front end intact, the entire back end was obliterated.

    i want to call you a dumb fuck, maybe you're just willfully ignorant, i don't know. anyway, helicopters would be using gatling guns, and that would be composed of 20mm cannons, say 800 rounds a minute? something like that.

    i can't remember, i read it off one of those little fact sheets that i got of aircraft like you used to get for animals.

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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pharezon wrote: »
    This is the best fucking weapon ever. You can cut a man in half with just one round from a mile and a half away.

    I've seen videos that spotters took of the guys getting ripped in half by those things, or something similar to it. One hit a guy in the head, and in the next split second the head was just gone, basically vaporized into a bajillion little chunks.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    most modern weaponry developed in first world countries is essentially useless (against the enemies we fight) and over expensive - we're still preparing to fight against the soviets in germany it seems.

    fifty years from now, versions of the AK47 and the RPG will be dominating in most armed conflicts, the tank will be obsolete (already kind of is, essentially anyone but the US and its allies will get their tanks blown from the sky), and people will realize ground infantry is the only thing to be used in 4th Generation war effectively.

    try soldiers for the truth, interesting site.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    isn't it technically illegal (Geneva convention) to use the barret against human targets?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    negatory bigbird

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