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Who would win in a fight between Mario and Master Chief?
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But anyone who thinks that mario would win is a virgin from now until the day they die. Far worse then being a fagot.
Also I submit evidence that halo fans can beat up mario fans so there!
Hey, the Mario/Master Chief rivalry goes back decades. Before you were born, even.
I remember one time Master Chief dissed Gordon Freeman's girl back in the seventies... and man, Mario administered the fucking smackdown, dude. Chief was actually crying, and if Freeman could've talked he'd have probably said something really damn witty too.
Still, you know what they say about Chief and Peach.
Yeah, I went there!
Mario can shoot fireballs.
Mario can breathe underwater.
Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
Mario can breathe in space.
Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.
NO CONTEST.
Even if this "Master" "Chief" somehow HITS Mario, he'll survive AND become invincible for while. More than enough time to do some serious damage. Then he's still got backup invincible stars. And don't even tell me he doesn't carry mushrooms and fire-flowers around with him.
So shut up.
A bee.
Tell your student to stop being a fag. Mario would fucking pollenate Master Chief's face.
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I mean, he stomps turtles and walking mushrooms after he HIMSELF eats a mushroom to get bigger? Alice in Wonderland complex? Alice couldn't find the rabbit and Mario couldn't find the fucking princess.
Actually, Mario has lost the princess NO LESS than, what, 4 times? He's irresponsible. Because he's on DRUGS.
Alice was sleeping, not on drugs.
And again, Mario could not drive and play tennis so well if he were on drugs.
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Master Chief is a fucking war machine.
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Alice in the book, not the Disney cartoon. DRUGS.
And Mario only thinks he's playing tennis. He's really throwing cats out of an abandoned warehouse somewhere in Queens. While he believes he's on "Cookie Mountain" (fucking druggie) he's really sitting on the floor, holding a dinner plate, surrounded by cookie crumbs he devoured earlier after massive bong hits before he went into [airquote] Mushroom Kingdom [/airquote].
None of Mario's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Master Chief sticks a plasma to his fat plumber ass.
Only Chuck Norris can break MC's neck. And Chuck Norris hates Mario.
I guess you've never read the book, because yes, she is also just having a dream in it too. At the end she pisses off the playing cards and they all fly into her face, then she wakes up to find that it was actually leaves from the tree she was napping under that were in her face.
The only drug tie for book version of Alice is that there's a decent chance that Lewis Carroll was on opium when he wrote it.
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So Master Chief's got a thing for the Texas Ranger, eh?
Makes sense. Cowboys and pudding and all that.
Chuck Norris is a shitty actor and fag extrodinar. His only claim to fame was stealing a meme from Vin Diesel, someone ten times the actor he is.
But to not go off topic, Chuck Norris is the only person who's enough of a nonce to lose in a fight with mario.
Parry'd.
I thought we've been through this. Mario isn't fazed by bullets.
He'll just jump on them.
they are not bullets
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