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Who would win in a fight between Mario and Master Chief?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    Thanks for reminding me how tardfucked this place has become guys.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    What you people are forgetting is that anyone who thinks Master Chief would win is gay.

    But anyone who thinks that mario would win is a virgin from now until the day they die. Far worse then being a fagot.

    Also I submit evidence that halo fans can beat up mario fans so there!

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Meiz wrote: »
    Thanks for reminding me how tardfucked this place has become guys.

    Hey, the Mario/Master Chief rivalry goes back decades. Before you were born, even.

    I remember one time Master Chief dissed Gordon Freeman's girl back in the seventies... and man, Mario administered the fucking smackdown, dude. Chief was actually crying, and if Freeman could've talked he'd have probably said something really damn witty too.

    Still, you know what they say about Chief and Peach.

    Yeah, I went there!

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    gordon freeman would beat the both of them if he had the hyper-charged gravity gun.

  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    NO CONTEST.

    Even if this "Master" "Chief" somehow HITS Mario, he'll survive AND become invincible for while. More than enough time to do some serious damage. Then he's still got backup invincible stars. And don't even tell me he doesn't carry mushrooms and fire-flowers around with him.

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    mario can't breathe underwater

  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User
    Rentilius wrote: »
    mario can't breathe underwater
    He can hold his breath for, like, ever.

    So shut up.

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  • GraviijaGraviija Registered User regular
    Dude, Mario can turn into a bee.

    A bee.

    Tell your student to stop being a fag. Mario would fucking pollenate Master Chief's face.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    Tube.


    what is this.



    what have you done?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Something great.


    JOIN US

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Inertiatic Dynamo Lawtonok, TexomaRegistered User regular
    The only reason Mario can do all these amazing things is because he is on DRUGS.

    I mean, he stomps turtles and walking mushrooms after he HIMSELF eats a mushroom to get bigger? Alice in Wonderland complex? Alice couldn't find the rabbit and Mario couldn't find the fucking princess.

    Actually, Mario has lost the princess NO LESS than, what, 4 times? He's irresponsible. Because he's on DRUGS.

    Spoiler:
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    obviously mario is just a NY landlord that hallucinates way too much

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    The only reason Mario can do all these amazing things is because he is on DRUGS.

    I mean, he stomps turtles and walking mushrooms after he HIMSELF eats a mushroom to get bigger? Alice in Wonderland complex? Alice couldn't find the rabbit and Mario couldn't find the fucking princess.

    Actually, Mario has lost the princess NO LESS than, what, 4 times? He's irresponsible. Because he's on DRUGS.

    Alice was sleeping, not on drugs.

    And again, Mario could not drive and play tennis so well if he were on drugs.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Inertiatic Dynamo Lawtonok, TexomaRegistered User regular
    Outside of his Brooklyn complex are hundreds of dead turtles, crushed. Police have been baffled.

    Master Chief is a fucking war machine.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    Mario has single-handedly taken down an entire army like 10 times.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Inertiatic Dynamo Lawtonok, TexomaRegistered User regular
    The only reason Mario can do all these amazing things is because he is on DRUGS.

    I mean, he stomps turtles and walking mushrooms after he HIMSELF eats a mushroom to get bigger? Alice in Wonderland complex? Alice couldn't find the rabbit and Mario couldn't find the fucking princess.

    Actually, Mario has lost the princess NO LESS than, what, 4 times? He's irresponsible. Because he's on DRUGS.

    Alice was sleeping, not on drugs.

    And again, Mario could not drive and play tennis so well if he were on drugs.


    Alice in the book, not the Disney cartoon. DRUGS.

    And Mario only thinks he's playing tennis. He's really throwing cats out of an abandoned warehouse somewhere in Queens. While he believes he's on "Cookie Mountain" (fucking druggie) he's really sitting on the floor, holding a dinner plate, surrounded by cookie crumbs he devoured earlier after massive bong hits before he went into [airquote] Mushroom Kingdom [/airquote].

    Spoiler:
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    None of Mario's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Master Chief sticks a plasma to his fat plumber ass.

  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User
    xzzy wrote: »
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    None of Master Chief's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Mario breaks his neck by stomping on his stupid fat head.
    Fix'd.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    xzzy wrote: »
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    None of Master Chief's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Mario breaks his neck by stomping on his stupid fat head.
    Fix'd.

    Only Chuck Norris can break MC's neck. And Chuck Norris hates Mario.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    The only reason Mario can do all these amazing things is because he is on DRUGS.

    I mean, he stomps turtles and walking mushrooms after he HIMSELF eats a mushroom to get bigger? Alice in Wonderland complex? Alice couldn't find the rabbit and Mario couldn't find the fucking princess.

    Actually, Mario has lost the princess NO LESS than, what, 4 times? He's irresponsible. Because he's on DRUGS.

    Alice was sleeping, not on drugs.

    And again, Mario could not drive and play tennis so well if he were on drugs.


    Alice in the book, not the Disney cartoon. DRUGS.

    I guess you've never read the book, because yes, she is also just having a dream in it too. At the end she pisses off the playing cards and they all fly into her face, then she wakes up to find that it was actually leaves from the tree she was napping under that were in her face.

    The only drug tie for book version of Alice is that there's a decent chance that Lewis Carroll was on opium when he wrote it.

  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User
    xzzy wrote: »
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    None of Master Chief's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Mario breaks his neck by stomping on his stupid fat head.
    Fix'd.

    Only Chuck Norris can break MC's neck. And Chuck Norris hates Mario.
    Oh.

    So Master Chief's got a thing for the Texas Ranger, eh?

    Makes sense. Cowboys and pudding and all that.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    xzzy wrote: »
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    None of Master Chief's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Mario breaks his neck by stomping on his stupid fat head.
    Fix'd.

    Only Chuck Norris can break MC's neck. And Chuck Norris hates Mario.

    Chuck Norris is a shitty actor and fag extrodinar. His only claim to fame was stealing a meme from Vin Diesel, someone ten times the actor he is.

    But to not go off topic, Chuck Norris is the only person who's enough of a nonce to lose in a fight with mario.

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    You know Spartans have fought hand to hand against hunters? Master Chief does all that and more.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    xzzy wrote: »
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    None of Mario's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Master Chief blows his fat head off from across the map with a sniper rifle.
    Fix'd.

    Parry'd.

  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User
    xzzy wrote: »
    xzzy wrote: »
    Guys look at the facts:

    Mario can shoot fireballs.
    Mario can breathe underwater.
    Mario can shoot fireballs underwater.
    Mario can breathe in space.
    Mario will probably be able to shoot fireballs in space.

    None of Mario's toys will do him an ounce of good when the Master Chief blows his fat head off from across the map with a sniper rifle.
    Fix'd.

    Parry'd.
    *sigh*

    I thought we've been through this. Mario isn't fazed by bullets.

    He'll just jump on them.

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    those are cannon shots

    they are not bullets

  • apotheosapotheos Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    We've moved on. Mario is declared the winner here by fiat. If we're going to have these threads its one at a time.



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