As lame as this is kids are naive. The worst part is when they grow up and go to public school. And then meets you guys. Kids have fun with anything. This toy is only lame if you make it lame. But really who wants their kid to idolize Jesus of Nazareth. You can't make any real money as a carpenter these days and it's hell on the wrists.
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Damnit, why must Jesus have non-rotatable shoulders? Sure, he can raise the roof with those arms, but how am I supposed to recreate the final scene of Spartacus with a bunch of crucified Jesi? Jesuses? What would the plural of Jesus be, is it like Moose? Just Jesus? Hmm.
I'm a-thinkin' Jesureezabobs. That sounds pretty plural to me.
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Can some one draw up a action figure based on this description?
12I turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw seven golden lampstands, 13and among the lampstands was someone "like a son of man,"dressed in a robe reaching down to his feet and with a golden sash around his chest. 14His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. 15His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. 16In his right hand he held seven stars, and out of his mouth came a sharp double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.
With a sword that shoots out with the press of a button.
jesus is obviously an advanced being with a spaceship and laser guns
Try explaining to a christian that we believe in a super space jew. Try. I mean I do. But I acknowledge the absurdity of it all. But then again I am sort of an absurdist.
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When you're God turned flesh you can do shit like that and get away with it.
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I defy you to make a Jesus action figure that actually rocks while still adhering to core Christian values.
Now with realistic, cheek-turning action!
They should get Todd McFarlane's toy company to design the Satan figure.
Hell, they should just to Todd McFarlane's "Bible Stories".
I'm a-thinkin' Jesureezabobs. That sounds pretty plural to me.
Imagine American McGee's "Bible Stories". Mary Magdeline would look like such a hot little slut.
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I would but people would mistake it for a terrorist action figure. Also what are "Core Christian Values" to you. Also what?
I defy you.
Mouth. He would launch fire out of his mouth. And it wouldn't be fire it would be a sword.
OH SNAPS I JUST HAD AN IDEA!
12I turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw seven golden lampstands, 13and among the lampstands was someone "like a son of man,"dressed in a robe reaching down to his feet and with a golden sash around his chest. 14His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. 15His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. 16In his right hand he held seven stars, and out of his mouth came a sharp double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.
With a sword that shoots out with the press of a button.
Try explaining to a christian that we believe in a super space jew. Try. I mean I do. But I acknowledge the absurdity of it all. But then again I am sort of an absurdist.
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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And it'll be so cool
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AHAHAHAHA
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This shit is great.
With a laser pistol.