Steal a bunch of test tubes, fill half with cola, the other half slowly pour vodka into it, so it floats on top and makes this color gradient. Then stick a skittle into the bottom and watch the bubbles. Drink quickly, because it tastes like shit at first, then the cola and skittle sort of auto-chase it. It's called "the science"
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I am helping out with orientation at my college, and I wrote a letter to the freshmen that "they better be ready for some high fives unless they have no hands in which case it is ok not to give high fives".
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I am helping out with orientation at my college, and I wrote a letter to the freshmen that "they better be ready for some high fives unless they have no hands in which case it is ok not to give high fives".
I am helping out with orientation at my college, and I wrote a letter to the freshmen that "they better be ready for some high fives unless they have no hands in which case it is ok not to give high fives".
Riotcow, you are my hero.
i hope their parents read
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So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
OMG YES
this girl from elementary just facebooked me the other day
she was so not hot then
fuck i shouldnt have ignored her back then
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it's worse when you forget about people and then come back and they wanna be your friend and they're ugly and uninteresting
So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
No, usually they are the same jackasses they always were.
So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
OMG YES
this girl from elementary just facebooked me the other day
she was so not hot then
fuck i shouldnt have ignored her back then
Just happened to me today. Damn...this girl grew up nice.
So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
OMG YES
this girl from elementary just facebooked me the other day
she was so not hot then
fuck i shouldnt have ignored her back then
Just happened to me today. Damn...this girl grew up nice.
So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
No, usually they are the same jackasses they always were.
Why, what's your story?
Basically, I had completely forgotten someone existed and then she friended me on Facebook today out of the blue and she is totally hot now.
I've been trying to remember what kind of relationship I had with her in school, but alas I have no idea.
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So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
OMG YES
this girl from elementary just facebooked me the other day
she was so not hot then
fuck i shouldnt have ignored her back then
Just happened to me today. Damn...this girl grew up nice.
Kovak: I just ignore those requests. :P
same
but i wish i could get some of those other types
i mean damn everyone always remembers me
and im all shit have i ever seen you before
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So have any of you ever completely forgotten someone existed and then they friend you on MySpace or Facebook out of the blue and they are totally hot now?
No, usually they are the same jackasses they always were.
Why, what's your story?
i find the opposite.
"Oh hey look who has kids and needs to lose some weight.
HAHA, ex-gf. eat that"
I joined MySpace to keep in touch with one of my friends who just moved away for a job, and two weeks later, my best friend from HS suddenly pops up out of fucking nowhere and sends me a message and a friend request.
I looked at him with his gray hair and his teenage kid and felt suddenly old.
About a year ago, on the way to work I ran into someone guy I went to junior high school with. This guy was a douche bag, and would constantly punch me for no reason. Also he was a dick.
Anyways so I run into him, and he's huge. Muscles all over and everything. He says I should go out with him and some buddies, and get "totally fucking drunk." I didn't want to just blurt out "fuck no, are you kidding. I would rather be circumcised by Cutman". Instead, I changed my phone number, to make one of the 4's look like a 9. If I ever ran into him again, I'd just say that sometimes my 4's look like 9's.
The point of this story is that I really hope he doesn't find me on Facebook.
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I am helping out with orientation at my college, and I wrote a letter to the freshmen that "they better be ready for some high fives unless they have no hands in which case it is ok not to give high fives".
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OMG YES
this girl from elementary just facebooked me the other day
she was so not hot then
fuck i shouldnt have ignored her back then
No, usually they are the same jackasses they always were.
Why, what's your story?
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Just happened to me today. Damn...this girl grew up nice.
Kovak: I just ignore those requests. :P
Basically, I had completely forgotten someone existed and then she friended me on Facebook today out of the blue and she is totally hot now.
I've been trying to remember what kind of relationship I had with her in school, but alas I have no idea.
same
but i wish i could get some of those other types
i mean damn everyone always remembers me
and im all shit have i ever seen you before
i find the opposite.
"Oh hey look who has kids and needs to lose some weight.
HAHA, ex-gf. eat that"
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And apparently I look the same as I did then!
that wouldnt have happened ever in school.
I looked at him with his gray hair and his teenage kid and felt suddenly old.
Anyways so I run into him, and he's huge. Muscles all over and everything. He says I should go out with him and some buddies, and get "totally fucking drunk." I didn't want to just blurt out "fuck no, are you kidding. I would rather be circumcised by Cutman". Instead, I changed my phone number, to make one of the 4's look like a 9. If I ever ran into him again, I'd just say that sometimes my 4's look like 9's.
The point of this story is that I really hope he doesn't find me on Facebook.