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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    TM2 Rampage wrote: »
    What if his brain IS the fluid?
    When I opened up a baby pig's skull in my Biol class, the brain matter poured out like strawberry yogurt. It was awesome.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    brains have the consistency of soufflé, which i found suprising because i was expecting the consistency of pate or something

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    zoidberg-brainsurgeon.jpg

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i wonder what his memory is like
    prolly sucks
    i dunno

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He's in tax. The tax man never forgets.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    yeah i bet god was like
    "Should five per cent appear too small,
    Be thankful I don't take it all."

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We also only use 10% of our hearts.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So, I just spent the last half hour calling every doctor in my area that's supported by my insurance.

    What the hell is it with every fucking doctor in the universe not taking patients on Sundays?

    Seriously. What if I have something wrong that I would like to fix today, but it's not quite serious enough for a minor emergency room?

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    havent you seen sicko jeez

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    So, I just spent the last half hour calling every doctor in my area that's supported by my insurance.

    What the hell is it with every fucking doctor in the universe not taking patients on Sundays?

    Seriously. What if I have something wrong that I would like to fix today, but it's not quite serious enough for a minor emergency room?

    Even doctors need a day off to play golf and/or masturbate.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    We also only use 10% of our hearts.

    if we used 100% of our hearts we could punch holes through foreigners

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bob The Monkey wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    We also only use 10% of our hearts.

    if we used 100% of our hearts we could punch holes through foreigners

    shit that's awesome

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    So, I just spent the last half hour calling every doctor in my area that's supported by my insurance.

    What the hell is it with every fucking doctor in the universe not taking patients on Sundays?

    Seriously. What if I have something wrong that I would like to fix today, but it's not quite serious enough for a minor emergency room?

    Walk it off

    Man up

    Dig it out with a spoon

    Pussy

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    just rub some dirt in it

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    monsterror wrote: »
    So, I just spent the last half hour calling every doctor in my area that's supported by my insurance.

    What the hell is it with every fucking doctor in the universe not taking patients on Sundays?

    Seriously. What if I have something wrong that I would like to fix today, but it's not quite serious enough for a minor emergency room?

    Walk it off

    Man up

    Dig it out with a spoon

    Pussy

    I like the fourth option.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, I seriously haven't slept for the past 3 days.

    Any sleep I do manage to get is very light, and only for about 2-3 hours.

    I'm sorry doctors of the world, I would like to get some decent shut eye, as soon as possible.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    just

    you know

    lie down

    close your eyes

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sleep is the mind killer.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do you seriously think I didn't try that?

    I mean, really.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    alternatively:
    fight-club.jpg

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sleep is the baby killer.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sleep is the mind killer.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If my insomnia induced alter-ego makes an account here, will I get banned for having an alt?

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    We also only use 10% of our dicks and cocks.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    If my insomnia induced alter-ego makes an account here, will I get banned for having an alt?
    If there's anything I want, it's an insomnia induced alter-ego.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I would like it if Brad Pitt was my insomnia induced alter-ego.

    We'd fuck and stuff.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's kid is so fucking lucky.

    The genetic one I mean.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Maybe I'll just start avoiding that fleeting sleep for the next three days straight.

    Then I could check myself into a mental institution and BAM. Sleep meds as I need them.

    Then hello long term sleeping.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    We also only use 10% of our dicks and cocks.

    That's true for me...the other 90% won't fit.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I had a nap earlier so I'm all untired and stuff.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    Well, I seriously haven't slept for the past 3 days.

    Any sleep I do manage to get is very light, and only for about 2-3 hours.

    I'm sorry doctors of the world, I would like to get some decent shut eye, as soon as possible.
    Why don't you whine about it some more, I'm sure that will help things. Who expects a doctor's office to be open on a Sunday for fucks sake?

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    stop being such a cock druhim

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    it's what I do best

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you should diversify into vagina

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I like vagina but I definitely don't want to be one. That's Dumb Hero's schtick. :lol:

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oooh

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    Wonder BreadWonder Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I bet if we all used 100% of our brains we'd destroy the universe
    with our brain energies, y'know?

    Also: Doctors have no use for Sundays. They are all heathens that worship Science.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I like vagina but I definitely don't want to be one. That's Dumb Hero's schtick. :lol:


    I would be such a slut with a vag

    i might even be crazy enough to fuck you, dru





    ew, I just threw up a little in my mouth

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I heard the myth was more that we didn't use more than 10% of our brains AT A TIME. But I don't even think that's true.

    I'm sure if every single cell in our brain was booted up at the same time we could shoot lightening out of our foreheads. This is something I will stake my reputation on.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    I heard the myth was more that we didn't use more than 10% of our brains AT A TIME. But I don't even think that's true.

    Nawww you're right, it's still bullshit.

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