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You know what really grinds my gears...?

ShisouKenShisouKen Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus!!!!

Oh yeah she got caught with the powder...and a DUI...



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3 cheers for Celebrity Immunity!!:^:

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    also, cocks

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Lindsay Lohan is hotter than your girlfriend/significant other.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Lindsay Lohan has way more freckles than your girlfriend/significant other.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Lindsay Lohan is hotter than your girlfriend/significant other.

    And easier to nail as well because she's always under the influence of something..

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    felony charges yes

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Didn't she become adult famous just like, 2 years ago?

    Seems like she made sure to waste no time.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    oh good now we get to hear about this fucking whore again, nonstop for the next 3 months

    great

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    if it looks like every other hollywood girl, I stop caring.

    Eventually they all:
    DUI
    Crack/Meth/etc
    OD in a hotel, go to hospital
    endure wacky happening (hair on fire, etc)
    marry another celebrity
    have a baby
    endanger a baby
    divorce celebrity hubby and marry a new one
    adopt mongolian defect children
    OD again and die

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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, I didn't even recognize her in that shot.

    I like her expression. She's all like "Man, I didn't know this club had a room with cameras."

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    she needs a leaked sex tape

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Her expression is "MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE I THINK I DID TOO MUCH COCAINE"

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Captain Heavystein wrote: »
    if it looks like every other hollywood girl, I stop caring.

    Eventually they all:
    DUI
    Crack/Meth/etc
    OD in a hotel, go to hospital
    endure wacky happening (hair on fire, etc)
    marry another celebrity
    have a baby
    endanger a baby
    divorce celebrity hubby and marry a new one
    adopt mongolian defect children
    OD again and die

    It's the CIIIIIIIRCLE of LIIIIIIFE

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    she needs a leaked sex tape

    if i wanted to see a half starved crackwhore get boned on film, i'd just swing by your sister's place

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    she needs a leaked sex tape

    if i wanted to see a half starved crackwhore get boned on film, i'd just swing by your sister's face

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I love how when she turned 18 she went instantly from Hillary Duff to Tara Reid.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Celebrities that get caught driving drunk are total retards. They have more money than they know what to do with, just get a fucking limo to cart your ass around town for the night.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i read knob's post as "face" before i even saw wise_a's quote

    :^:

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    she needs a leaked sex tape

    if i wanted to see a half starved crackwhore get boned on film, i'd just swing by your sister's face

    that ain't even make any damn sense

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In another 5 years she will be in porno movies, mark my words.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i read knob's post as "face" before i even saw wise_a's quote

    :^:

    Yeah, I really expected more from you there Knob.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    In another 5 years she will be in porno movies, mark my words.

    urgh, but she'll be old and desperate by then

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    In another 5 years she will be in porno movies, mark my words.

    urgh, but she'll be old and desperate by then

    In desperation comes porn movies so low budget and degrading that even normal porn stars won't stoop that low.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    swap.avi sequel, plz

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    ShisouKenShisouKen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Celebrities that get caught driving drunk are total retards. They have more money than they know what to do with, just get a fucking limo to cart your ass around town for the night.

    Ah but then they run the risk of the driver or chauffeur blabbing to the papers about their skiing...in nightclubs...and limos...

    See you gotta cut the middle man out. Why pay a driver to rat you out to the public as celebrity trash when TMZ will do it for free...

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i read knob's post as "face" before i even saw wise_a's quote

    :^:

    Yeah, I really expected more from you there Knob.

    you expected me to type something that doesn't make a lick of damn sense?

    alrighty then

    dog murmur triangle dick pringle

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    might as well turn this thread into porn

    so masuimi max sure is purdy

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like how "old" is, like, late twenties

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i read knob's post as "face" before i even saw wise_a's quote

    :^:

    Yeah, I really expected more from you there Knob.

    you expected me to type something that doesn't make a lick of damn sense?

    alrighty then

    dog murmur triangle dick pringle

    Awesome

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    might as well turn this thread into porn

    so masuimi max sure is purdy

    Sure, if you like crazy exotic women with awesome tattoos




    wait a tic

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    might as well turn this thread into porn

    so masuimi max sure is purdy

    Sure, if you like crazy exotic women with awesome tattoos




    wait a tic
    in a corset




    huhguhglhghguhgglghughguhggaaah

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I like how "old" is, like, late twenties

    Celebrities reach their proper expiration at 35, unless they've managed an oscar or grammy. Those are the only hope for extending their lives.

    I am pretty sure Cleveland PD drags the rest of them off to be shot.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's like few years ago Paris Hilton, Britany Spears, and Lindsay Lohan decided to make a wager on who could be a bigger waste of skanky human life in 5 years. Brit married a douchebag, popped out some brats, got fat and crazy, and shaved her head on a trip to rehab. Paris did a porn tape and went to jail. Now Lindsay sees how low the bar is set and really needs to trash it up to win.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    It's like few years ago Paris Hilton, Britany Spears, and Lindsay Lohan decided to make a wager on who could be a bigger waste of skanky human life in 5 years. Brit married a douchebag, popped out some brats, got fat and crazy, and shaved her head on a trip to rehab. Paris did a porn tape and went to jail. Now Lindsay sees how low the bar is set and really needs to trash it up to win.

    Its like a cross between Brewster's Millions and a lesbian skin flick

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Britney Spears made a shitload of money making bad music.

    Lindsay Lohan made a shitload of money acting and making awful music.

    Paris Hilton made a shitload of money by being a vapid cunt.

    If I was in an elevator with all three and one bullet, Paris would be the one to go.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Britney Spears made a shitload of money making bad music.

    Lindsay Lohan made a shitload of money acting and making awful music.

    Paris Hilton made a shitload of money by being a vapid cunt.

    If I was in an elevator with all three and one bullet, Paris would be the one to go.

    I bet you could line them up and get all three in one go.

    point blank shot should pierce at least two skulls, if not all 3.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Lindsay Lohan made a record?

    Jesus Christ.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Britney Spears made a shitload of money making bad music.

    Lindsay Lohan made a shitload of money acting and making awful music.

    Paris Hilton made a shitload of money by being a vapid cunt.

    If I was in an elevator with all three and one bullet, Paris would be the one to go.

    Right now I'd be aiming at Britney, but let's see how far into the shit Lindsay sinks. I'm just waiting for a porn tape or a receipt for an abortion to pop up before I make my final decision.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Swing your junk in her face, Knob. That's what he was trying to say.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Lindsay Lohan made a record?

    Jesus Christ.

    they all make a record, eventually

    all of them

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i liked her in the parent trap.

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