I don't do any of that online-talk jazz. I do use speech mannerisms from video games. Mostly Planescape: Torment.
Once my best friend and I were listening to a mutual friend go on and on and on about whether or not she could trust this dude she was dating.
Honestly she was overreacting and we both knew it so we kinda zoned out and at the end of her soliloquy she looks at us and goes "so what do you think?"
I blink then automatically reply, "well, I dunno, he sounds all right... just whatever you do, don't trust the skull."
I was over a friends house last week, talking to his wife. I made a joke, and she said, with no trace of irony and completely deadpan, "laugh out loud."
Thank God it was early in the night and I wasn't drunk yet.
I think I probably use "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" a lot, but I did that before the internet.
Other than that, probably quote PA comics far more than is healthy, but no-one else knows about PA so I come across as a witty and hilarious guy, when the truth is miles off.
I had a friend who would come up with the wittiest comments imaginable, so full of humour he was, he had a joke for everything. Turns out he was stealing Simpson's quotes from episodes they were showing on Sky TV, which were something like 4 years ahead of the episodes I was seeing.
Once I caught up, every week was a filled with a bitter reminder of how I'd heard that joke before.
Also earlier this evening I caught myself saying the word "epic" over and over again and I did not actually use that word until I became addicted to the internets... correlation?
I know someone who says internet slang and shit all too often, really annoying. He got in an argument and told the other guy to stfu. Like, pronounced stufoo.
and now earth slowly descends into the first circle of hell...
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I've never seen a single episode of The View.
It came on once when I was eating breakfast at our university union but then someone got up and changed it to Cartoon Network and said "ah much better."
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ARE YOU DOING IT THOUGH?
Once my best friend and I were listening to a mutual friend go on and on and on about whether or not she could trust this dude she was dating.
Honestly she was overreacting and we both knew it so we kinda zoned out and at the end of her soliloquy she looks at us and goes "so what do you think?"
I blink then automatically reply, "well, I dunno, he sounds all right... just whatever you do, don't trust the skull."
She didn't get it.
goddamn there are some mentally crippled motherfuckers up there
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I don't think I use internet speak outside of the internet. Unless I use it without realizing I am doing it, which is doubtful.
I definitely don't say "owned" or "leet" or "lawl" or any of moronic insanity...
I do say "fail" a lot but I said that before ever seeing it on the internet.
Thank God it was early in the night and I wasn't drunk yet.
I'm not really annoyed, though.
Bacon Ranch Pringles are terrible.
Other than that, probably quote PA comics far more than is healthy, but no-one else knows about PA so I come across as a witty and hilarious guy, when the truth is miles off.
without the bit about being a guy
JEAN CHARLEZ
YOU KLUTZ
Once I caught up, every week was a filled with a bitter reminder of how I'd heard that joke before.
Thinking he's cool.
So i call him fat. Cause y'know....he's a bit tubs
Had one disqualify himself permanently because everything in his brain would eventually link back to The Game..
show me ur tits
Also earlier this evening I caught myself saying the word "epic" over and over again and I did not actually use that word until I became addicted to the internets... correlation?
Usually we talk about things like bacon, holocaust jokes, fist fucking and wearing hats, so I rarely have the chance.
thanks, cnn.com
I know someone who says internet slang and shit all too often, really annoying. He got in an argument and told the other guy to stfu. Like, pronounced stufoo.
and now earth slowly descends into the first circle of hell...
It came on once when I was eating breakfast at our university union but then someone got up and changed it to Cartoon Network and said "ah much better."
I chuckled and went right on eating my hashbrown.
in other, less important news, 50 dead in Baghdad
Me too.
It's okay, though, because it's the actual Dutch word for "fun".