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So my wife thinks I'm seven flavors of retarded

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't actually know what burgin means......

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If one is "burgin'" it means one is hungry.

    Shorty on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    I don't actually know what burgin means......

    ARE YOU DOING IT THOUGH?

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  • Mikami TeruMikami Teru regular
    edited August 2007
    when ur really burgin u just know ur burgin

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    I don't do any of that online-talk jazz. I do use speech mannerisms from video games. Mostly Planescape: Torment.

    Once my best friend and I were listening to a mutual friend go on and on and on about whether or not she could trust this dude she was dating.

    Honestly she was overreacting and we both knew it so we kinda zoned out and at the end of her soliloquy she looks at us and goes "so what do you think?"

    I blink then automatically reply, "well, I dunno, he sounds all right... just whatever you do, don't trust the skull."

    She didn't get it.

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I know a dude who is best friends with Tay Zonday! wow!

    grumbles on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    the only time i've heard internet speak escape the internet was pax

    goddamn there are some mentally crippled motherfuckers up there

    Knob on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So hmmm beyond the confirm/deny thing and game references...

    ...

    I don't think I use internet speak outside of the internet. Unless I use it without realizing I am doing it, which is doubtful.

    I definitely don't say "owned" or "leet" or "lawl" or any of moronic insanity...

    I do say "fail" a lot but I said that before ever seeing it on the internet.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't use "internet speak" on the internet, let alone real life.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was over a friends house last week, talking to his wife. I made a joke, and she said, with no trace of irony and completely deadpan, "laugh out loud."

    Thank God it was early in the night and I wasn't drunk yet.

    Critical on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think one of my dogs stole a can of Pringles from me.

    I'm not really annoyed, though.

    Bacon Ranch Pringles are terrible.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think I probably use "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" a lot, but I did that before the internet.



    Other than that, probably quote PA comics far more than is healthy, but no-one else knows about PA so I come across as a witty and hilarious guy, when the truth is miles off.

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  • grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have that problem too

    without the bit about being a guy

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    i quote jerkcity like a madman when i am drunk

    JEAN CHARLEZ

    YOU KLUTZ

    yourclothes on
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I had a friend who would come up with the wittiest comments imaginable, so full of humour he was, he had a joke for everything. Turns out he was stealing Simpson's quotes from episodes they were showing on Sky TV, which were something like 4 years ahead of the episodes I was seeing.
    Once I caught up, every week was a filled with a bitter reminder of how I'd heard that joke before.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I called my brother a homp once. Now its all he ever calls me.

    Thinking he's cool.

    So i call him fat. Cause y'know....he's a bit tubs

    Karl on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What are the seven flavors of retarded?

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    My friends and I play "The Game" pretty much all the time.

    Had one disqualify himself permanently because everything in his brain would eventually link back to The Game..

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    grumbles wrote: »
    I have that problem too

    without the bit about being a guy

    show me ur tits

    Also earlier this evening I caught myself saying the word "epic" over and over again and I did not actually use that word until I became addicted to the internets... correlation?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've spurted out "MASTERSTROKE!" a few times

    Weaver on
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In context?

    Endomatic on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yeah

    Weaver on
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm disappointed.

    Endomatic on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I might pop in a Baldur's Gate II reference or two when I'm with my close friends.

    Usually we talk about things like bacon, holocaust jokes, fist fucking and wearing hats, so I rarely have the chance.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    THIS JUST IN

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    thanks, cnn.com

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Just use a segway to change the topic.



    I know someone who says internet slang and shit all too often, really annoying. He got in an argument and told the other guy to stfu. Like, pronounced stufoo. D:

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  • denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    THIS JUST IN

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    thanks, cnn.com



    and now earth slowly descends into the first circle of hell...

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've never seen a single episode of The View.

    It came on once when I was eating breakfast at our university union but then someone got up and changed it to Cartoon Network and said "ah much better."

    I chuckled and went right on eating my hashbrown.

    Vivixenne on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I didn't feel like bumping the journalism thread.

    in other, less important news, 50 dead in Baghdad

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I've spurted out because of a "MASTERSTROKE!" a few times

    Me too.

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    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think I say lol in real life sometimes, and my sister does it all the time.

    It's okay, though, because it's the actual Dutch word for "fun".

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