My dog gets along with male dogs fine, but she snarls at other females. This is most likely because a random female dog ran out of someone's yard and attacked her while we were on a walk when she was just a little girl. That was seriously one of the worst moments of my life - my dog is literally screaming in terror as this huge other dog has her by the throat, and I'm trying to lift Beasley up to get her away and shove off the other dog while shouting for the owners to come control their damn dog. They come STROLLING out of their yard, going "Oh, Sadie! Stop that," as their dog still has its mouth around Beasley's neck. Finally they got to their dog and get her by the collar. "Yeah, it's the funniest thing, she just doesn't like other female dogs at all." NO SHIT SHERLOCK, HOW ABOUT INVESTING IN A LEASH OR A CHAIN OR SOMETHING.
Srsly. Luckily Beezers has really thick throat fur (she's got that Border Collie ruff) so she was just bruised, it didn't break the skin or anything. She'd probably forgotten by the time we got home, whereupon I started crying and feeding her arseloads of Milk Bones. "Wow, Mom, BEST DAY EVER, nyom nyom nyom!"
My dog gets along with male dogs fine, but she snarls at other females. This is most likely because a random female dog ran out of someone's yard and attacked her while we were on a walk when she was just a little girl. That was seriously one of the worst moments of my life - my dog is literally screaming in terror as this huge other dog has her by the throat, and I'm trying to lift Beasley up to get her away and shove off the other dog while shouting for the owners to come control their damn dog. They come STROLLING out of their yard, going "Oh, Sadie! Stop that," as their dog still has its mouth around Beasley's neck. Finally they got to their dog and get her by the collar. "Yeah, it's the funniest thing, she just doesn't like other female dogs at all." NO SHIT SHERLOCK, HOW ABOUT INVESTING IN A LEASH OR A CHAIN OR SOMETHING.
How in the hell did you manage to not punch the bastard(s) in the jaw as hard as you possibly could?
In the sense that Milwaukee's Best Light is actually the best anything.
if dogs are milwaukee's best then cats are the warm ass of the beer in the bottom of all the cans that you find strewn about your living room in the morning when you wake up and you have a massive hangover and, fuck, someone took your copy of Master of Puppets
Logical fallacy: you ignore the fact that cats are better than dogs. Note that cats don't have to be taken out on a leash, and don't poop on the floor making them leagues better than dogs by default.
In the sense that Milwaukee's Best Light is actually the best anything.
if dogs are milwaukee's best then cats are the warm ass of the beer in the bottom of all the cans that you find strewn about your living room in the morning when you wake up and you have a massive hangover and, fuck, someone took your copy of Master of Puppets
Logical fallacy: you ignore the fact that cats are better than dogs. Note that cats don't have to be taken out on a leash, and don't poop on the floor making them leagues better than dogs by default.
Technicality: Cats also go "meow," and purr adorably. Greatness? Proven.
In the sense that Milwaukee's Best Light is actually the best anything.
if dogs are milwaukee's best then cats are the warm ass of the beer in the bottom of all the cans that you find strewn about your living room in the morning when you wake up and you have a massive hangover and, fuck, someone took your copy of Master of Puppets
Logical fallacy: you ignore the fact that cats are better than dogs. Note that cats don't have to be taken out on a leash, and don't poop on the floor making them leagues better than dogs by default.
Technicality: Cats also go "meow," and purr adorably. Greatness? Proven.
In the sense that Milwaukee's Best Light is actually the best anything.
if dogs are milwaukee's best then cats are the warm ass of the beer in the bottom of all the cans that you find strewn about your living room in the morning when you wake up and you have a massive hangover and, fuck, someone took your copy of Master of Puppets
Logical fallacy: you ignore the fact that cats are better than dogs. Note that cats don't have to be taken out on a leash, and don't poop on the floor making them leagues better than dogs by default.
Technicality: Cats also go "meow," and purr adorably. Greatness? Proven.
WITH SCIENCE!
Edit: Also, dogs can't ban you.
I miss having a cat sleeping on the bed. And with that... time for bed.
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nice thanks
So to pet him, I have to sneak up behind him, and he thinks I'm awesome until he turns around to look at me.
@Grace:
Srsly. Luckily Beezers has really thick throat fur (she's got that Border Collie ruff) so she was just bruised, it didn't break the skin or anything. She'd probably forgotten by the time we got home, whereupon I started crying and feeding her arseloads of Milk Bones. "Wow, Mom, BEST DAY EVER, nyom nyom nyom!"
'Night.
Pet's just HAPPEN to my family.
Oh well I'm far too lazy to tinker with it anymore.
¿Madness!
It's when the User gets an MMO, and winning is no longer possible.
An MMO inside an MMO inside an MMO inside an MMO of a picture of a mirror forever?
I just got a call from my mom, who is in town, who was trying to contact my dad, to ask him where a gas station would be where she is.
But she wouldn't let me help, even though I live here.
That would explain my childhood.
How in the hell did you manage to not punch the bastard(s) in the jaw as hard as you possibly could?
You can thank me with Awesome Points. Or money, whichever is more readily available.
Edit: Actually it could probably do with some colour-adjustment too. I could do that if you like.
I love how the options were either a naturally made homicidal pet or one that was turned homicidal by the rap music.
Also, bassets are adorable and I really wish I owned one. Maybe when I get an apartment in the city that doesn't have a dick landlord.
Go nuts ;-)
Thanks for the effort too, I appreciate it.
You and my roomie would get along so well!
Logical fallacy: you ignore the fact that cats are better than dogs. Note that cats don't have to be taken out on a leash, and don't poop on the floor making them leagues better than dogs by default.
Technicality: Cats also go "meow," and purr adorably. Greatness? Proven.
They're making Spaceballs: The Animated Series.
Fuck you, G4. Fuck you in the ass with a rusty pipe.
But the first animal that I will get that will be truely mine will be a dog.
How's that?
I AM THE MODREN MAN
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You don't say.
EDIT: You changed your caption, no fair
WITH SCIENCE!
Edit: Also, dogs can't ban you.
Thats pretty nice right there, thanks.
I miss having a cat sleeping on the bed. And with that... time for bed.
It is a heartbreaking thing to learn. Although the animated part is new, and discouraging, information.