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Phallian [Phalla] - Game Over: GOOD GUY VICTORY!!

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This was the most aggravating game protection wise. I think only a once or twice we actually got both of our kills.

    Yea, well when we annouce to the thread that somebody is immune for that day targeting them isn't a great idea.

    I'm surprised you guys didn't look more into who was guessing and such like.

  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    edited August 2007
    No, I tried to kill you the night before you died. It was blocked.

    Edit: @DA, that was Gnasty.. I said to not kill Robothero :(

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So, not only did you both have to be killed simultaneously, but RBB could attain additional invulnerability on top of that? D: D:

    Where's that growing D: when you need it?
    Everybody got at least one ability. Bad guys got something for their role and then for the bad guy role (Witch/Commie/Whatever).

    Honestly the bad guys were stacked at the beginning of this game having some of the strongest roles out there.

    On the other hand, the goods/neutrals had some stellar defenses.

    If it wasn't for Cthulhu, we would've been screwed.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh, and B:L, you played me pretty good. I'm a bit naive, huh? :/

    Cheers for Cthuhlu. If it weren't for him, we'd still be playing for another day or two now.

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    So, not only did you both have to be killed simultaneously, but RBB could attain additional invulnerability on top of that? D: D:

    Where's that growing D: when you need it?
    Everybody got at least one ability. Bad guys got something for their role and then for the bad guy role (Witch/Commie/Whatever).

    Honestly the bad guys were stacked at the beginning of this game having some of the strongest roles out there.

    On the other hand, the goods/neutrals had some stellar defenses.

    If it wasn't for Cthulhu, we would've been screwed.

    I can agree to that. It was only a matter of time before they found RBB, so we figured if cthluhu wasn't going to happen, we were screwed.

  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I thought my streak of only being killed by bad guys was over, but now that I know who killed me I guess it's safe and sound. :P

  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I wish Nerissa were here to unban me from/unlock the network boards. I miss them. :(

    Sec, I'll do it...

    http://nerissardor.proboards91.com (look, they used my name!)

    To all:

    I was not lying about anything I said over the last two days, except perhaps for private and semi-private descriptions of my power to people I knew were bad.

    So take that as you will.

    Also, you might get a kick of the role I made up for myself when joining B:L's group.


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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "...and then there were five."

    Visiblehowl chuckled to himself as he strolled the hallways. Humming a tune, he registered his vote for this coming round. "You got the vote, DA?"

    "Yeah, I'm with you. Tarranon, right?"

    "Yep. I like to keep things even, don't you? With Tarranon executed, there'll be one villager and one bad guy, right?"

    "Sounds like."

    "Excellent."

    Visiblehowl scratched his chin as he contemplated his next move. Obviously, he and DevoutlyApathetic would win, but he wondered whether he should drag it out for another round. Nodding as he reached a decision, he pushed the button on his belt that connected his headpiece to the PA system.

    ----

    Tarranon sat in the principal's chair with his feet up on the desk, dozing silently. He was jarred awake by feedback coming from the PA speaker.

    "Well, contestants, just five of you left, eh? How about we gather in the gym! Special prizes await those who get there first!" The system clicked off.

    Puzzled, Tarranon eyed the PA microphone sitting on the principal's desk. Where the hell was the voice coming from? It certainly wasn't the microphone. Still, the reward in the gym might be worth catching, so he got to his feet and jogged out of the room.

    ----

    Casual Eddy burst through the double doors leading to the gymnasium. To his dismay, it looked like he was the last one there. Aldo, Tarranon, tuxkamen, and visiblehowl stood in the middle of the gym, staring at each other in mutual distrust. Casual Eddy walked up to them.

    "Um...hi guys. Who won the prize?"

    "Nobody," tuxkamen said grumpily. "There hasn't been an announcement. And the round is almost over."

    As soon as the words left his lips, a beeping sound filled the room. Each person looked at their belts anxiously, and Tarranon let out a loud groan. "Shit, I guess it's up to the last one of us." Being careful not to meet anyone's eyes, he shouted, "You better not fuck it up, teammate." The beeping on his belt stopped and two openings appeared on opposite sides of the top of the belt. A metal arm rose out of each of the openings, stopping at shoulder level. The tops of them unfolded into what looked similar to C-clamps, and latched onto Tarranon's shoulders. A screw drove through his flesh on each side, and he screamed in pain. The C-clamps firmly attached to Tarranon's shoulders, the arms began to revolve around his body. His lower body remained in one place, and his upper body began twisting to the right. Bones began snapping, and Tarranon began shrieking at the top of his lungs. The arms continued inexorably until Tarranon's chest was facing backwards, and even then, they kept twisting his body. A loud crack was heard as Tarranon's spine broke in twain, and he collapsed to the floor dead.

    The remaining players were silent for several long moments. Then visiblehowl looked up. "Well, that was gruesome. Now what?"

    Aldo spoke up "Did anybody see Tarranon glance at tuxkamen? I did. I think he's the last bad guy, we should vote for him." Visiblehowl nodded. "That sounds reasonable."

    "No. Nothing about this is reasonable." Aldo and visiblehowl swiveled around towards one of the doorless entries to the gymnasium. Visiblehowl's face turned white, and he pointed at the figure that had just entered the gym. "You! But, but, Cthulhu...how could you still be..."

    "Alive?" Ardor smiled and walked slowly towards the remaining players. Aldo and visiblehowl unconsciously took a step back. "Yes, unusual isn't it? But then this whole situation is unusual. I mean, Cthulhu? These belts? You steal all your concepts from books and movies, visiblehowl. I'm surprised nobody else noticed it was all an illusion." Ardor chuckled. "You even stole that from the Matrix. Not very original are you, visiblehowl?" He turned to Aldo. "And you, DA. I can't believe you'd help him." Aldo scowled, and his image shimmered and wavered, eventually replaced by the image of DevoutlyApathetic. He snorted. "I was sick of getting shitty roles. Visiblehowl promised me a powerful ability in this Phalla if I agreed to help him."

    Ardor shook his head sadly. "Well, I'm afraid it's the end of the road for you. tuxkamen, why don't you register a kill order against DA here. I think the rest of us will vote for visiblehowl." DA snarled and lunged at Ardor, but tuxkamen had already turned in his order, and DA's belt exploded. Visiblehowl backed up, panicking as his belt began to beep. He glared at Ardor. "This isn't finished. You forget that I created this world." With that, he pushed a large magenta button on his belt. tuxkamen didn't even have a chance to react; his belt exploded instantaneously. The last thing visiblehowl saw was the explosion of Casual Eddy's belt before his own belt exploded and his vision went dark.

    ----

    Visiblehowl reached up to his head and removed the VR helmet. "Dammit! How the hell did Ardor get back in there? What's going on?" He stood up and turned to leave the control room and check on the prisoners, but his way was blocked. Ardor stood in the doorway, brandishing a fire extinguisher, his eyes darkened by a rare cloud of anger. Visiblehowl looked for his partner, and saw DA lying on the floor, out cold. Ardor stepped towards him.

    "This is intolerable. You have completely bastardized this game. This was not what it was intended to be, a mere vehicle for a single person's own sadistic amusement. In addition to destroying the sanctity of Phalla, you have kidnapped 42 people from their homes and forced them to battle each other, fighting for what they thought were their lives, and imprisoning them in this place."

    Visiblehowl sneered. "What are you going to do, kill me? Turn me into the authorities? Nobody will believe I captured you to play a stupid game!"

    Ardor shook his head. "No, visiblehowl. We are going to send you somewhere worse than jail. Worse even than the Hell to which you would no doubt be sent if we killed you. No, there is only one place to send you." He advanced on visiblehowl, who tried to dodge past him. Ardor was too quick for him, and rapped him smartly on the head with the fire extinguisher. Visiblehowl collapsed like a rag doll.

    ----

    A splash of wetness jolted visiblehowl from unconsciousness. He groaned and sat up, rubbing his eyes. He yanked his hands away from his face, feeling something gooey covering them. Opening his eyes, he studied his hands carefully; they were covered in a thick white substance, which smelled sickenly sweet. A shadow towered over him and he looked up. To his horror, he was faced with what appeared to be a dancing penis with a smiling face. "What...what is this? Where am I?" The penis spurted some of that same white goo out of the top of its head and laughed. "Why, don't you know, assface? Haha, you cockmunch, if you're too stupid to figure it out, I'll tell you myself." The penis leaned in close and whispered in visiblehowl's ear. "Welcome, fuckworm. Welcome...to SE++"

    Someone screamed nearby. It was several moments before visiblehowl realized that it was himself...

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Deaths:

    Roles

    Aldo
    tuxkamen
    visiblehowl


    Players

    Ardor
    cj iwakura
    RBB


    Guesses:

    The following guesses were correct:

    cj iwakura is tuxkamen
    RBB is visiblehowl
    tuxkamen is Ardor


    GOOD GUY VICTORY!

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Congratulations guys. That was a good game.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nice!

    Can we post our info now?

    I'm guessing no one had me?

  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh man

    i can't believe you guys didn't know it was robothero i seered.

    all the pms and posts are timestamped! it shouldn't be hard to figure out who my last target was damnit!

    edit: and whoooo good guys win!

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Great game, guys.

    First off, there are a couple people I'd like to apologize to.

    1. Everybody - For missing all those narrations. I suck. Seriously.
    2. MrBlarney - You had a cool power, and I really didn't do my job and give you good clues. I think I even missed a night. Of all the people, I think I screwed you over the most with my inactivity. I'm sorry.
    3. cj iwakura - See above. I don't even think I included your narration in any of my narrations. Once again, a cool power and I didn't hold up my end. I'm sorry.

    Roles coming up shortly.

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Uh.

    Okay? O_O


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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Ardor x2? Confusing....

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Spoiler'd for long. Some of these roles got edited a little bit when I sent the actual PMs. Unfortunately, I had to delete those PMs to make room in my inbox. Still, these are the basic roles.
    Spoiler:

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think this only serves to reinforce the moral of the story.

    ARDOR CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN ONE MORTAL VESSEL.

    WTB [Horcrux] PST


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Congrats good guys.

    Now to see what all the roles were...

  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i liked the simplicity of me and fencingsax.

    the first time one of us was attacked we both survived. the second time, we both died.

    cass and choco roles.

    simple, we didn't really get to do much with them, but it was still interesting.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Role.......Player

    Aldo.....Ardor
    Ardor (Make a deal version).....Nerissa
    Ardor (Insta-network Version).....tuxkamen
    Aroduc.....Dethkok
    BuzzBuzz.....Drez
    Cass.....FencingSax
    Casual Eddy.....Lignisse (Threelemmings)
    Choco.....Variable
    DevoutlyApathetic.....robothero
    Drez.....Leitner
    Dynagrip.....an_alt
    Elendil.....FunkyWaltDogg
    ElJeffe.....Gnasty
    Elkamil.....Plutonium
    FencingSax.....Vishnub (Anaximander)
    FWD.....BuzzBuzz
    Gnasty.....Saburbia
    Grundlterror.....cheez
    Hacksaw.....Last Son
    Hakkekage.....Aldo
    Kusugattai.....Dynagrip
    Lady Eri.....mtvcdm
    Marx.....Hylianbunny
    MrBlarney.....Frosteey
    Mtvcdm.....frandelgearslip
    Nerissa.....Smasher
    Plutonium.....MrBallBaggins
    precisionk.....precisionk
    RBB.....jdarksun
    Richy.....LadyEri
    robothero.....James
    Rygar.....thorgot
    Saburbia.....Zerinan
    SC (Leitner).....B:L
    Shamus.....MrBlarney
    Shinto.....Squashua
    Smasher.....Elkamil
    Squashua.....Elendil
    Tarranon.....Grundlterror
    TehSpectre.....CasualEddy
    Thorgot.....TehSpectre
    tuxkamen.....cj iwakura
    Vishnub.....Serpent
    visiblehowl.....RBB

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I wouldn't mind knowing a breakdown of how tux got determined the survivor... or specifically, just what killed the neutrals, how the vote turned out, who killed who, etc.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sigh.

    For the last time I was out for the night quite unexpectedly. What was I supposed to do, turn down going out with friends to send in an order?

  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    edited August 2007

    Grundlterror! You suck. (-written by DA) So I guess I should admit that Grundl has keen clutch decision making skills or something, but he still sucks.


    Each day you submit a question to the moderator. This question must detail a choice you will make and may compare only two possible courses of action. The moderator will advise you on which is likely the best course of action for you.

    Thanks DA >=P

    So Cheez was me? I killed me day 1? Awesome :)

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Good guy seer boards are up:

    http://seercalibur.proboards92.com/index.cgi


    Good guy seer boards #2 minus Neutrals are up:

    http://seercalibur2.proboards99.com/index.cgi

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So, about this Ardor fellow. I hear there are two of them. I don't get exactly how tuxkamen lived and ArrBeeBee abd cj iwakura didn't, but oh well. it certainly made for a good ending.

    @visiblehowl: I didn't get anything from night 5, after I died. But at least from the night 2 clue, I was leaning toward Grundlterror... just didn't act on it. :/ Oh well, live and learn. I shouldn't be so earnest and forthcoming about information next time. I just don't make for a good neutral or baddie player.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Awesome.

    Great game, vh and DA. So many excellent moments.

    Two Ardors. Seriously, could you be any more flattered right now, Ardor? Almost makes up for your horrible bad luck. :P

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bad Guys

    Aldo - Vampire
    B:L - Mafioso
    cj iwakura - Werewolf
    FunkyWaltDogg - Communist
    Gnasty - Alien
    Grundlterror - Cultist
    Lady Eri - Witch
    Smasher - Ninja

    Neutrals

    Ardor
    RBB

    True Neutral

    MrBlarney (Shamus)

    Thrall

    Dynagrip (Kusugattai)

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hrm.

    I better get crackin' on my phalla... 5 or so to go before mine, you guys have set the bar very high!

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thanks DA >=P

    So Cheez was me? I killed me day 1? Awesome :)
    Yea.

    Oddly enough I realized that the person with what was the worst role was Robothero...

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Good guy seer boards are up:

    http://seercalibur.proboards92.com/index.cgi


    Good guy seer boards #2 minus Neutrals are up:

    http://seercalibur2.proboards99.com/index.cgi

    You just won't give up on that good guy thing, eh?

  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ballbaggins!

    Damn, my role was well suited to a bad guy, and totally worthless to the good guys.
    Spoiler:

  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    @B:L - Damn you! I can't believe I trusted you. Must've been funny when I posited Grundlterror as the person in my Night 2 clue, huh? But now knowing how much of a baddie you were explains things a little. *sigh*

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Good guy seer boards are up:

    http://seercalibur.proboards92.com/index.cgi


    Good guy seer boards #2 minus Neutrals are up:

    http://seercalibur2.proboards99.com/index.cgi

    You just won't give up on that good guy thing, eh?
    The thing is: I was acting like I would if I was a good guy seer given that role, so I kinda developed a split personality. :P


    But anyways, my role:
    SC! (Leitner) Oh how annoying it was to track your posts on the previous system; it was impossible to search for your name! What the hell does SC even mean? Starcraft? South Carolina? _______?


    Any role ability that targets you will fail to work. Bad guy kills and vote executions work as normal.

    I guess you didn't count seerings as "role" abilities? ;-)


    And Blarney, I would have actually trusted you and brought you into our villiany group, had frandel not stabbed everyone in the back for no good reason. 8-)

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How I determined tonight's conclusion

    tux is immune to kills.

    My kill order:

    Non-kill role abilities -> all kills -> vote

    Ardor dies from bad !guess.

    RBB dies from cj's kill.

    cj iwakura is killed by Ardor's bad luck machine.

    For bad luck machine, I rolled a d4, with the following results:

    1 - Any guard action towards target doesn't work.
    2 - Any orders target sends in are ignored
    3 - Target's role powers are supressed
    4 - Target dies.

    cj iwakura got a 4. The bad luck machine ignores all role abilities.

    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Re: B:L's seering; he was randomly suppressed by Anaximander's power that night. Not that it mattered either way; he would have been killed by Cthulhu the next night anyway.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Re: B:L's seering; he was randomly suppressed by Anaximander's power that night. Not that it mattered either way; he would have been killed by Cthulhu the next night anyway.
    DAAAAAAMN YOOOOUUUU AAAANNAAAAXXXIIIIMAAAAAAAANDEEEEEERRRR!!!!!

    I would've gotten away, if it weren't for those meddling kids. <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    (and their dog too)

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So close, yet so far. But well done.

    One question: what stopped my other kill? Did the bad luck machine take effect before that?

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    Hey Ardor, remember Phalla Royale? <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    So close, yet so far. But well done.

    One question: what stopped my other kill? Did the bad luck machine take effect before that?

    tuxk was protected from death.

    And honestly, if I made a mistake in that weird train of logic...I don't even want to know about it. Srsly.

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