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STATE OF THE ART ROBOT
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So, tonight Some friends and I went swimming at a beach. At the beach there are poles with soft padding to show where the appropiate swim areas are. Well, we decided to play Marco Polo, which is a game where the "it" person closes their eyes and then shouts "Marco!". The other players have to shout "Polo!" so the "it" person can find the other people. Well, my friend dylan was it, and I had a good idea: I was gonna hide behind one of the poles. So he targets me and he is getting closer. he then is like 15 feet away from me but there is a problem: the pole is in the way. So he shouts "marco" and I say "polo'. He thinks he has me, so he jumps. Right into the pole. Many laughs were had at his expense.
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You played on playground equipment instead of in a pool. It was great because the blindfolded person would always trip and fall down the slide.
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On the way home we see this kid Carlos we know, so we hold him up with our guns. Somehow he disarms me, so I whip out my Maverick and blast away, while my other friend goes crazy with his Longshot.
At some point my friend was in a standoff with Carlos, Carlos fires, so he weaves and shoots him directly in his left eye and goes down as I pummel him with more darts.
I'm not sure how it escalated like that but I love my new Nerf guns.
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So, later tongiht, we were back at his house. I decide to have a Rum & Coke and was eating popcorn. So I drop a piece of popcorn right into my rum & Coke. I decide that I ain't wasting that piece of popcorn, so I eat it, and was shocked. shocked at how good it was. I encouraged everyone to try it, and they thought it was awesome too. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a good night so far.
Do I have AIDS?
lupus
or ebola
or ebolaids
This is the best idea
The best
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My friend was scared his truck couldn't make it through a low water crossing and I told him not to worry about it and take it slow. At some point he decides he has no tread on his backtires so he must hit it fast, I am thinking this is terrible logic. He hits the water at about 35, and at an angle to boot. Now, we were out near my friend's ranch, and this low water crossing is a slab of concrete 14 feet wide but it does not cover the entire part of the road. Well, we're halfway across and all of a sudden we're off the crossing and in the water and the water is half up to the passenger side door, and it's slowly filling up. I'm kinda freaked out to move since the truck's light and we're hung up on the crossing by the axles and it's kinda at a steep angle at this point. We have to have a friend come tow us out and then everything's gravy and continue the foray for the cigarettes. I'm just glad I was sober for this.
It was an interesting night, to say the least.
Ebolaids sounds frightening.
You feel pain when you get the gay
but that's not where it hurts
you've piqued my interests
No, I think that's when the gay catches you.
You seem to know an awful lot about this.
naw, it's never lupus
Yeah. I've got asthma, I needed to stop to take a breather.
I can picture it now.
Making your own ghillie suits, Standing in the open, backs touching, counting off and running, finding a good spot in an abandoned building, maybe even recruit a friend as a spotter, scanning the horizon for your opponent. First hit wins.
oh man, I'd love that shit too much.
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that could so be a movie!
a gay movie
I see what you did there.
Overall, I'm not pleased.
ARE YOU SARAH CONNOR?
Because, you know, she has some good fashion tips.
Ghillie suits are more for woodland shit though, aren't they?
My friend and I did try and find a way to make biodegradable nerf darts at one point, for the record. We were going to do some crazy goddamned shit out in my woods.
I wanted to do more, but then I needed to stop to take a breather.
did you have to move away from the mic to breathe in?
I will do this.
Also, I was thinking about staking out in front of my friends house so I can pop a cap in his ass when he leaves for work.
oh god fuck yes.
I think if I had a long shot I would take a day off work and follow a friend around just popping him in the head every now and then.
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pop him all day long, then at night, just walk up to his door, knock, and when he answers it, shoot him right in the face and laugh and laugh.
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So at swim lessons, I'm with my level one kids (like just older then pre-school) and the girl I normally work with fucked up her ankle, so my douchebag site manager who happens to be a weaboo, creepy, and in general stupid individual teaches with me.
Now I usually teach level twos, so douchebag site manager is leading the deal, and he wants the little kids to pick up little rings from the bottom of the pool. (We're talkin like, little kids who are barely able to get their faces wet let alone do something most of my level twos can't)
Well of course they couldnt do it, so he has this brilliant idea to pick them up and then throw them to the bottom of the pool to grab it
Needless to say he did this to a little girl and she cried. A lot. She had just gotten over her fear of the water. I was pissed.
you should piss in his coffee.
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Send me an application, post-haste.
My friends and I pretty much make up for it by making fun of him at school constantly.
Also critical don't you dare call olivia whiny. She is a sweet little girl who didn't deserve it.
Now my level two's may be in need of your services
cause I mean fuck those whiny brats