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Punny Cat Names

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
I apologize so hard for this thread, but I need H/A.

My family recently purchased a new kitten. It's cute as hell, but we have a weird thing about naming cats. We come up with these enormous, title-filled names for them, and everyone else calls them by these names while I just call them "kitty".

This time, in order to break the cycle, I jokingly said I'd refer to the cat by a different pun, alternating once in a while, and my family thought they'd hold me to it. They've made threats.

I have the family abuse hotline on my cell phone, so that's not what I need. What I need is some more puns, as the only one I've come up with so far is Meow Zedong (I am so sorry). Anyone have some more names?

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a friend who's brother's cat is named Chairman Meow.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is it male or female?

    If male, call it "Gloves."

    If anyone asks why, tell them that "Mittens are for pussies."

    Make sure to duck in case they do not take bad jokes well.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Christ someone should edit the rules as everyone makes this mistake.

    You are not allowed to post threads about kittens (and then having the gall to say that it is cute) without posting goddam pictures.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm looking for more obvious ones than that, Injencucar, though I'll put that to use.

    Chairman Meow has seen its fair share of use, Mars.

    And here. It's a pretty standard looking kitty, and it's napping right now next to my radiator.
    Spoiler:

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a cat like that. She's pretty awesome, if horribly moody. So many scars.

    What's the gender? Gender is useful for naming.

    You can call it Onine if it's a girl.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's a girl.

    I'm not looking for a name.

    I'm looking for a lot of cat puns.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "My pet cat, Oh-Nine" is a pun.

    Also, your thread title is "Punny Cat Names."

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well so far your ideas have been Gloves and Onine, so I feel like you're maybe not entirely grasping what I'm going for here.

    I'm looking for the corniest, most dad-joky cat names you can think of. Meow Zedong and Chairman Meow and exactly what I'm looking for. Think things like Pawcrates or Meerkegaard. That last one doesn't really qualify.

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  • WerewulfyWerewulfy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Can't go wrong with Santa Paws and Catillac.

  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    King Meownidas

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ...So.. stuff like.... Purrritanical? Tabby Cola? Manxiac...?

    --

    Here's more horribly bad puns and the like: http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/jokes.html

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Purrsephones.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Purrsephones.

    :lol:

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  • TaximesTaximes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The infamous French vampire Lescat de Lioncourt?

    It was so terrible I had to bold it.
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Here's more horribly bad puns and the like: http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/jokes.html
    That Site wrote:
    What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.

    Oh God.

  • WerewulfyWerewulfy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nekodemus
    Spoiler:

  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Puff Catty, AKA P. Kitty?

    In this case the P. stands for Pretty.

  • RookRook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Pounce De Leon
    The Great Catsby
    Caterina DeWitt
    Butch Catsidy
    The Sundance Kit

    with apologies to tycho.

  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Ridin' Purrty

  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Paws Smiley.
    Catzilla.

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  • whuppinswhuppins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Claws Nomi?

    Too obscure?

  • SudsSuds Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    μ

    If you're into physics that is.

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  • EggyToastEggyToast Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Catsup

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  • whuppinswhuppins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cat Stevens?

  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Adolf Kittler

  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • whuppinswhuppins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cat Ballou!

    Edit: Furball Kint! Oh God, that's terrible.

    Kitty Carlisle? That one might be too old for even your parents...

    Feline Dion, if you could come up with a pronunciation that worked. Or just use the French, félin. It's pronounced the same way as Celine.

  • chromdomchromdom That Guy Parkin' on the BoulevardRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rook wrote: »
    Pounce De Leon
    We had a cat named Pounce de Leon when I was a kid. Little SOB used to love to jump at me from around corners and stuff. Goddamn predators.

    *sniff* I miss him.

    Name suggestion: Dolly. Why? 'Cause she's workin' feline to five.


    Good lord, I'm sorry.

    "FUCK THESE GOATS," he'd seem to say, flying through the air to gnaw on the backs of their necks with his five or six teeth, "I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THEIR GOAT SHENANIGANS! MURDER IS CLEARLY THE ONLY RECOURSE!"
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Cat Stevens?

    Or go all 007 with Pussy Galore?

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • EmbraceThePingEmbraceThePing ひきこもり Where the Crabbits and the Iz roam and the Jungle Queen rules the plainsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • DeathPrawnDeathPrawn Registered User
    edited August 2007
    The Whiskers Excise or Whiskers Rebellion

    *cries*

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  • RaereRaere Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?
    Spoiler:

    Saddam Hissein.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Catterson.

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  • ZORRZAXXZORRZAXX Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Cat Stevens?

    Or go all 007 with Pussy Galore?

    Or you could just call the cat Yusef Islam, if you wanted to be really devious.

  • ShinyoShinyo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Kitler".

  • rannelvisrannelvis Registered User
    edited August 2007
    hmmm, a cat-egorical list of punny cat names, eh?

    cat-mandu, cat-in kirk (or picard, crunch, jack sparrow, etc.), cat-terpiller, kitty porn, kitty kitty bang bang, feline-us torvald... ugh, now I can't stop thinking of stupid cat puns.

  • kitchkitch Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    kittencore

  • exisexis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Suds wrote: »
    μ

    If you're into physics that is.

    This made me giggle.

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  • Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Meowster Chief

    Someone on this board came up with that, but I can't remember who it was.

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Burglar The Lonely MountainRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    exis wrote: »
    Suds wrote: »
    μ

    If you're into physics that is.

    This made me giggle.


    I should get this nerd joke, but I don't...

    If you are a super-nerd: Lowell Cat (say it out loud.)

    Meow Rough-Tounge?

    I've always wanted to have a male cat and name him Silvestris. It sounds so regal.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What a catastrophe!

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