This little bonus was supposed to take place roughly four weeks after this year's forum battle contest ended. I asked Synth, Berk, mully and GSM if they would want to participate in a free-for-all single-entry battle royale against each other, just for fun (because the original contest was for something else, right?). They all said yes.
And then this got delayed until the end of time because mully sucks.
I suppose that's not entirely fair. Turns out Berk sucks, too.
After widely vocalized failure to meet the deadline from mully, the project got put on an indefinite hiatus because she was evidently "really busy," which is really just a euphemism for "eating and sleeping at the same time." While she couldn't project a possible deadline for herself and almost dropped out entirely, the lack of a deadline for the others made them more easily distracted by moving objects and vibrant colors. Would this battle royale be ultimately doomed?
You're probably thinking "no, because this thread exists." Please, try not to be so naive.
I threatened them with a fake deadline probably around two and half months in. GSM and Synth completed their entries with an amicable hastiness that filled me with a feeling which can best be described as "jesus fuck, thank you." Mully and Berk didn't make it. As far as I knew at this point, they hadn't even started yet.
So I caved, hoping for some eventual completion which would make all this waiting worthwhile. I don't want to mislead you all into thinking I pressed on about this every day. I wholly forgot about this project at one point for probably about a month until Synth PMed me, wondering why the this thing hadn't gone up yet and going into detail about how he was going to cleanse my anus with a rolled up gym mat (that last part didn't really happen, but I just watched Bloodsport and found a pamphlet about enemas...so...you know...).
Then about two weeks ago I figured I owed it to Synth and GSM to put this up, so August 1st was made the final deadline. Last night mully submitted something that sort of resembles an entry up until it concludes similar to the way a movie does when the film reel catches fire. I never heard back from Berk toward the end but, last I heard, he had done something. I guess we'll never know what it was.
So that's that, and this is finally over.
*I'm not sure how many people found out about this in the five months its been delayed.
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my last one was pretty epic, too
like my damn fundament factory is workin a night shift or something down there
eat your damn heart out, munkus.
cept some of it was like, the consistency of peanut butter
like, melty peanut butter
especially when it's a dangler and you don't wanna pinch it off early or else you know you'll just be there all day wipin'
it was good cause like
one poop and then it was all
pppfpfffpfppfpbbrthgbpddpppftppf
...
...
pppfrt
No fuss no muss, despite the damage held within
like dodging a stinkbullet from browntown
oh my god that is the cutest thing
That's great.
Also, I only put that in because Berk did the Defender & TFS "odd couple" thing. I figured: what's good for the goose, is good for the gander.
Also, it was another "The One" reference.
Forum groups.
Hilarious.
I'm bitching about awesome.
Yes, awesome.
This has effort. That's like.... rare, or something.
WOW those were good!
Oh man, GSM, the "ITS OVER NINE THOUSA- no wait its exactly 9000" and the WHOOOOOPS! guy had me rolllllling.
Ha!
Oral sex!
I wish there was a way that I could just vote for everybody because they all had their high and low points.