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[PHALLA] Harry Potter (EVIL WINS) - Please come post comments/feedback

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Chatlog
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As the students begin arriving at Hogwarts, everyone gathers in the Great Hall to hear Dumbledore's first day speech.

"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," Dumbledore exclaims.

"No doubt you have heard that Rufus Scrimgeour has taken over as the new Minister of Magic. He has helped us ward Hogwarts against anything nefarious that any ill-meaning wizard might try.
This is not to say we expect anything to happen, but one can never be too cautious. But take warning, as the wards are a bit sensitive and may not be able to tell a serious wizard from someone just playing a practical joke," Dumbledore says, while staring directly at the Weasley twins.

"Besides these small measures, I think you will all find Hogwarts much the same as it always has been. Classes will continue as scheduled and --" Dumbledore is interrupted by a Mr Filch running into the hall.
"It's the Patil girl," he growls. "Parvati. She's dead!"

Ron, Hermione, and Harry exchange glances.
This isn't a good way for the school year to begin at all…


The Cast:

Many of those you would expect are at work here.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione, o'course
Voldemort, Wormtail, and the Death Eaters as well.
There are also more players than just that, so keep your eyes peeled.

Every night, the Death Eaters will attempt to kill some of you.
The faster you get rid of them, the greater your chances to defeat He Who Must Not Be Named.
The longer you wait, the less chance you will have.
Even as you read this, they are helping to return the Dark Lord regain his full power.
If that happens, few if any may survive.

There are more non-special wizards than wizards, but there are quite a few "specials" at play.
Too many powerful wizards to just have a few, y'know.
If you're just a student here, you will want to help Harry defeat Voldemort.
If not, your win condition(s) will be revealed to you.


Rules:
  • All public voting closes at 7PM PST/10PM EST every night.
  • All private actions must be in by 7 PM PST/10 PM EST every night UNLESS YOUR ROLE PM SAYS OTHERWISE.
  • Vote using the following syntax: !vote Neville and retract using the syntax: !retract Neville.
  • The person with the most votes at the end of each day will be removed from the game, likely in a violent manner.

  • Do not forward/share/screenshot/etc your role PM(s).
  • DO NOT POST ANY BOOK 7 SPOILERS OR FAKE SPOILERS. SERIOUSLY. DON'T DO THIS
  • No images unless they meet the board rules AND are under a spoiler tag. Be smart about this.
  • No abstentions; individuals with a private attack must use it every night OR PM me that they are choosing NOT to. All participants must vote every night.
  • If you are removed from the game for inactivity you will be replaced or killed off. Please don't do this.
  • You are not allowed to vote for yourself.
  • You must have at least two on-topic content-filled posts per game day.
  • The order of MOST actions is shown but may not show everyone. If this affects you, you will know why.
  • Please do NOT edit your vote posts; just retract & vote for someone else when changing your vote
  • Narration/Results for each day will indicate attack attempts and failures, deaths/arrests, etc.
  • Please PM me if you would like clarification on a rule, mechanic, ability or anything else. I will clarify the info for the thread if necessary.
  • Narration/Results for each day will indicate attack attempts and failures; affiliations will be revealed on death, but not necessarily on failed attacks
  • You may make one goodbye post if you die, but no more than that.
  • Dead players may not converse with active participants on any game-related matters.
  • There is no dead thread; do not make one or discuss the game with anyone alive, to re-iterate the previous point
  • IF YOU ARE NOT A GAME PARTICIPANT, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD!
  • Do not assume you know how everything is going to work right off the bat.
    Things are rarely what they seem at Hogwarts.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Roster:
Spoiler:

Reserves:

1. iamtheaznman
2. Meister

Game Links

Sign up thread

Day 1's Narration

Night 1 Narration

Day 2's Narration

Day 3's Narration

Day 4's Narration

Day 6's Narration

Day 7's Narration

Final Day Narration



Complete list of role PMs, powers, and post-game thoughts


Clarifications
  • Feel free to create a special private board for your specials if you wish, but PM me the information to watch.
  • The non-special win condition is "Eliminate Voldemort, his Death Eaters, and anyone else who is evil."
  • Clarified that you do NOT have to use a private ability every night if you have one, but if you choose not to, must PM me stating that.

Edit: Date fixed. The space-time continuum is now safe.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Sup guys.

    I want to vote for PotU... people who simply make votes/low post count are suspicious in my book.

    But I'm going to !vote Squashua.

    The whole out the noob thing has really got to stop, the last two times they have been innocents. You aren't that important Squashua, try helping someone out every now and then instead of announcing OMG NOOB PM'D ME, THAT MEANS I VOTE FOR HIM DUR DUR.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM I HAVE MORE POSTS THAN YOU HAVE

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I gave a reason for why my posting had slowed down.

    Sorry if I'm mistaken, but I believe someone recently called you out for making posts with simply a vote as well as not posting until someone called you out on it and then posting.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    I won't suspect you if you trade with me.

    There's nobody to unload Squirtle on now that Gabe is back home.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    Dude, I didn't even vote for you. Your defensiveness is very suspicious now.

    You aren't helping your case.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, PotU is being suspicious, but I'm still questioning Squash just tossing a poor vanilla under a bus.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    ...W-What?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I haven't been posting much either, I'll tell you what I've been doing if you ask me

    otherwise I don't give a shit

    I know I'm not the only person that isn't extremely active

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    For example, Dave the Rave


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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    ...W-What?

    If you're gay you must not give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    I'm sorry.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    Dude, I didn't even vote for you. Your defensiveness is very suspicious now.

    You aren't helping your case.

    Of course I'm being defensive. Everyone who wants to win this game would be.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tossrock - He was a Slytherin. There's a pretty good chance he WOULD have become evil at some point down the line. You are a hero for stopping him from getting to that point.

    PoTU - That sounds complicated.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !retract Squash

    !vote darkseid

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ooh kovak is saving squash

    :O

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well

    actually

    sort of just untying the huge 1v1v1 vote down at the bottom

    that includes me

    thanks to

    you

  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Man, PotU is being suspicious, but I'm still questioning Squash just tossing a poor vanilla under a bus.
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    Deguello wrote:
    Nintendo set up a DS buffet and all the third parties went to the PSP Diner. The Diner came down with a case of botulism and everybody wonders why Nintendo is fat when they return.
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm going to !Vote squashua just because he really is a dick.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hey nevs, I have this thing to do at my work tonight till 8 or later PST

    so I'm going to !vote Squashua and hope I don't get removed for inactivity

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    essentially what I am doing

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    I won't suspect you if you trade with me.

    There's nobody to unload Squirtle on now that Gabe is back home.

    you have a squirtle

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    I won't suspect you if you trade with me.

    There's nobody to unload Squirtle on now that Gabe is back home.

    you have a squirtle

    I-is that a question or a statement?

    I've got a box full of Squirtle :B

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited August 2007
    !vote Bogey

    nothing personal or anything mwah mwah mwah

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    I do want a Squirtle.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    PM

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    neville wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    PM

    Read my next post.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    PM

    Read my next post.

    I am not gay. I just play it on Tee Vee.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    I won't suspect you if you trade with me.

    There's nobody to unload Squirtle on now that Gabe is back home.

    you have a squirtle

    I-is that a question or a statement?

    I've got a box full of Squirtle :B

    FACT ANALYZED PROCESSING STATEMENT

    you have a box of squirtle
    Spoiler:

  • DarkseidDarkseid Registered User, ClubPA
    edited August 2007
    !retract Squash

    !vote darkseid

    Why you gotta be hating?

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i expect results, team

    when i wake up later voldemort better be severely mortally challenged

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LESS THAN ONE HOUR TO VOTE.
    SPECIALS DUE SOONISH.

    DON'T MISS OUT.
    TONIGHT THINGS GET... INTERESTING.

    POWER LEVELS MAY INCREASE TO, AND PERHAPS SURPASS, 9000.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think that Squashua is actually a lot worse off than Bogey is. Seriously, those comments about Dementors and Death Eater votes kinda make me think he should be gone.

    On the other hand, the confundus thing is very very strange.

    As is the stupefying.

    Arrrrrrgh

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    GET YA VOTES IN
    GET YA VOTES IN
    GET YA VOTES IN

    (or get your freak on.
    or both)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Can we get a mob vote count before close, in case of strategic change or a way to prevent a 5 person 1-vote death spiral.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    It's 4 AM, I'm tired and I don't feel good.

    Just post the fucking narration!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can we get a mob vote count before close, in case of strategic change or a way to prevent a 5 person 1-vote death spiral.

    I think the 5 person 1 vote thing is cancelled with the people who voted for Darkseid.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can we get a mob vote count before close, in case of strategic change or a way to prevent a 5 person 1-vote death spiral.

    Bogey
    1. Dislexic
    2. Tossrock
    3. Munkus Beaver
    4. Nuzak
    5. PoTU
    6. Shankill Butcher
    7. Oatway
    8. Mr embakation
    9. Squashua
    10. Bongi
    11. Sara Lynn
    12. Redeemer
    Squashua
    1. Green
    2. Speedyswaf
    3. World as Myth
    4. Darkseid
    5. Pb
    6. Hunter
    7. Fizban
    8. Bendery
    9. Bogey
    10. Grundlterror
    Darkseid
    1. Raneados
    2. Pharezon
    3. TheKovakistani
    Green
    1. Shenanigans
    Hunter
    1. Orestes
    Karnack
    1. CJ Iwakura
    Pb
    1. Critical
    PoTU
    1. Karnack
    ramenXnoodles
    1. Anjin-San
    TheKovakistani
    1. The wook

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited August 2007
    oh man oh man this better be good for the good guys.

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