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[PHALLA] Harry Potter (EVIL WINS) - Please come post comments/feedback

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    Fizban wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    I won't suspect you if you trade with me.

    There's nobody to unload Squirtle on now that Gabe is back home.

    you have a squirtle

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    I won't suspect you if you trade with me.

    There's nobody to unload Squirtle on now that Gabe is back home.

    you have a squirtle

    I-is that a question or a statement?

    I've got a box full of Squirtle :B

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    !vote Bogey

    nothing personal or anything mwah mwah mwah

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    I do want a Squirtle.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    PM

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    neville wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    PM

    Read my next post.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    PotU wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    does wurm have worms in it

    I need to know this

    No, it's some free sandboxy MMORPG where you die all the time and can't fight back unless you give everyone 5 blowjobs a month.

    PM

    Read my next post.

    I am not gay. I just play it on Tee Vee.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    Fizban wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Because my brother's here with his girlfriend, I like to sleep very long during summer, I'm playing Pokemon at the moment, I was playing Wurm, I have to go to driving school from Monday to Thursday and I had driving lessons on Tuesday and Wednesday. I started to post more because people began to vote for me and I didn't want to get killed or whatever.

    Okay?

    I won't suspect you if you trade with me.

    There's nobody to unload Squirtle on now that Gabe is back home.

    you have a squirtle

    I-is that a question or a statement?

    I've got a box full of Squirtle :B

    FACT ANALYZED PROCESSING STATEMENT

    you have a box of squirtle
    Spoiler:

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  • DarkseidDarkseid Registered User, ClubPA
    !retract Squash

    !vote darkseid

    Why you gotta be hating?

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    !vote Darkseid

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    i expect results, team

    when i wake up later voldemort better be severely mortally challenged

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    LESS THAN ONE HOUR TO VOTE.
    SPECIALS DUE SOONISH.

    DON'T MISS OUT.
    TONIGHT THINGS GET... INTERESTING.

    POWER LEVELS MAY INCREASE TO, AND PERHAPS SURPASS, 9000.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    I think that Squashua is actually a lot worse off than Bogey is. Seriously, those comments about Dementors and Death Eater votes kinda make me think he should be gone.

    On the other hand, the confundus thing is very very strange.

    As is the stupefying.

    Arrrrrrgh

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    GET YA VOTES IN
    GET YA VOTES IN
    GET YA VOTES IN

    (or get your freak on.
    or both)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Can we get a mob vote count before close, in case of strategic change or a way to prevent a 5 person 1-vote death spiral.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    It's 4 AM, I'm tired and I don't feel good.

    Just post the fucking narration!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can we get a mob vote count before close, in case of strategic change or a way to prevent a 5 person 1-vote death spiral.

    I think the 5 person 1 vote thing is cancelled with the people who voted for Darkseid.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can we get a mob vote count before close, in case of strategic change or a way to prevent a 5 person 1-vote death spiral.

    Bogey
    1. Dislexic
    2. Tossrock
    3. Munkus Beaver
    4. Nuzak
    5. PoTU
    6. Shankill Butcher
    7. Oatway
    8. Mr embakation
    9. Squashua
    10. Bongi
    11. Sara Lynn
    12. Redeemer
    Squashua
    1. Green
    2. Speedyswaf
    3. World as Myth
    4. Darkseid
    5. Pb
    6. Hunter
    7. Fizban
    8. Bendery
    9. Bogey
    10. Grundlterror
    Darkseid
    1. Raneados
    2. Pharezon
    3. TheKovakistani
    Green
    1. Shenanigans
    Hunter
    1. Orestes
    Karnack
    1. CJ Iwakura
    Pb
    1. Critical
    PoTU
    1. Karnack
    ramenXnoodles
    1. Anjin-San
    TheKovakistani
    1. The wook

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    oh man oh man this better be good for the good guys.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    Why does everyone capitalize the t in my name?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    Is there a vote missing?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Is there a vote missing?

    ramenXnoodles

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    Actually, only the gay people capitalize it.

    Is there a conspiracy going on?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    If there's something strange
    in your neighborhood

    Who you gonna kill?
    SQUA-SHU-A!

    If there's something weird
    and it don't look good

    Who you gonna kill?
    SQUA-SHU-A!

    If you're seeing things
    running through your head

    Who can you kill?
    SQUA-SHU-A!

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    That means I killed Squashua. That dementor miscount shit was just too weird.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Another fun narration to write, then.
    I'll try to be fast tonight, guys.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    PotU wrote: »
    Why does everyone capitalize the t in my name?

    I don't know poTu

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    Whatev, see you tomorrow.

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    So about that not going to do a cliche reveal today...I lied! :P

    Morsmorde!
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    I am...Draco Malfoy, Pure of Blood, noble of family, chosen of the House of Slytherin, and faithful Death Eater to our Dark Lord!

    Though I die tonight through the foolishness of these blood-traitors and mudbloods, I may yet fulfill a final service to his Dark Majesty.

    To any still loyal to His Lordship, please contact me so that our forces may be joined. We have about half an hour or so before the narrative is posted so timing is critical. PM me as quickly as you can, you will need to be verified.

    Hail to The Dark Lord!

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    PSN: Bogestrom

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    Oh holy fucking shit.

    edit-
    Well then, it looks like draco is gonna get raped tonight. Good call on the confusing spell toss.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Spooky.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    I KNEW IT!

    Also, rewatching Reno 911: The Movie while I wait for the narration. It hurts so good.

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Bogey wrote: »
    So about that not going to do a cliche reveal today...I lied! :P

    Morsmorde!
    dm.jpg

    I am...Draco Malfoy, pure of blood, noble of family, chosen of the House of Slytherin, and faithful Death Eater to our Dark Lord!

    Though I die tonight through the foolishness of these blood-traitors and mudbloods, I may yet fulfill a final service to his Dark Majesty.

    To any still loyal to His Lordship, please contact me so that our forces may be joined. We have about half an hour or so before the narrative is posted so timing is critical. PM me as quickly as you can, you will need to be verified.

    Hail to The Dark Lord!

    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

    R.I.P. Wampa Milk
  • PbPb Registered User
    Way to suck, Bogey!

  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hey, you bet!

    Man, I bet neville's going to kill me off by having me rectally impaled by my own broomstick... :x

    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

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  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    Man, this is so inconsistent with the books! Hermione's dead, Moody is killing students left and right, and now Draco Malfoy has balls.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    oh man draco is going to get the shit beat out of him.

    finally, what I wanted to see since the very beginning of the series.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    SpeedySwaf wrote: »
    Man, this is so inconsistent with the books! Hermione's dead, Moody is killing students left and right, and now Draco Malfoy has balls.

    :lol:

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  • DarkseidDarkseid Registered User, ClubPA
    What the hell?

    I come back from dinner and I see the goddamn dark mark?

    Now I wish I had voted for Bogey.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Day 4:

    Harry and Ron stood side by side in their formal dress robes.
    Professor McGonagall was stumbling through the last rites for Hermione and the other students who had recently been lost, trying as best she could to hold back her tears. Harry was not crying, but his eyes blazed with anger. He would have revenge for this. Or he really wanted some chocolate frogs RIGHT THEN. It is hard to tell… but probably the former. Ron wasn’t even trying to hold back the tears and was openly bawling.

    The service was moving, but felt unfulfilling. Hermione’s death had come at such a price… what did they have to show for it? So much death lately, yet Voldemort and his Death Eaters seemed to be growing stronger by the night.

    A few students got up to say a few words to remember those who had left. Before Harry or Ron could get up, Draco Malfoy jumped up and ran ahead of the others to the podium.

    “I would like to say a few words!” he said.
    Everyone looked uneasy. Professor McGonagall and Mad Eye Moody exchanged a glance, while Professor Snape seemed to simply be trying to keep himself awake.

    “What can you say about Hermione Granger,” Draco began. “I mean, besides the fact she was a filthy mudblood…”

    Harry and Ron leapt to their feet “WHAT?!”

    “Oh stow it, Potter. You too, you pathetic Weasley. I’m glad she and the rest of the mudbloods are gone. And I’m gladder still that I helped kill them.” With that, he leapt from the podium shouting “Avada Kedavra” at Moody, clearly intending to continue his reign of death. His first cast bounced harmlessly off Moody, thanks to Harry’s ready Protego.

    Unfortunately for Draco, another student hit him first. Well, more specifically, about 40 students. Previously the effects of more than a few spells at once were not known. Two or three Stupefy spells have been documented to physically knock a wizard back several feet. The same goes for Expelliarmus. The tomes in history would reflect that being hit by about 40 mixed Stupefy, Expelliarmus, and various other spells has an effect much like a Muggle blender does on some chips of ice.

    There was a great boom and then a red, Malfoy scented mist that floated about the area.

    At this point, so many spells started flying, it is hard to say exactly who started what.
    I haven’t seen this many hands on wood since… nevermind, this is not the place for such tales.

    In any case, all bets for safety were off. Moody let fly a vicious Avada Kedavra, hitting Wormtail – who had just arrived with his entourage of a dementor and Lord Voldemort himself – in the chest. Wormtail had already been confounded by Ron, but in death, the spell did little more than make the body twitch a little. The sole dementor managed to sneak up on ramenxnoodles and sucked the warmth, and the life, right out of him.

    Hagrid had brought Buckbeak along with him, having seen fit to bring some reinforcements just in case. Buckbeak, frightened or angered at the magic flying everywhere, managed to pull free of Hagrid and took a little bite out of Speedyswaf, before Hagrid managed to get him under control. By “little bite,” of course I mean, he ate him. :o

    Voldemort clearly intended revenge for this. He fired green bolts of magical doom from his wand faster than you could blink. In fact, Green and Fizban both were so surprised by it, they had time to look at each other and shrug before both falling to the ground, dead.
    To celebrate, he used the Imperius Curse on World as Myth and had her dance around like a puppet.

    Meanwhile, the Death Eaters had managed to kill grundlterror and the wook, before running away, leaving Draco’s mist behind. As Lord Voldemort followed behind the Death Eaters, it was clear the slaughter tonight was only the beginning...
    Spoiler:

    The Dark Lord Voldemort’s powers have fully returned and he has been reunited with his followers.

    The seer has become focused.

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