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Rose and Camellia: A game of slapping rich women

GilderGilder Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Games and Technology
This is the elegant art of feminine conflict.

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This is a game where you slap some rich older women and a maid. Yes. That is actually what the game is about. You must slap the women because...... I don't really remember. There's some kind of plot where you're the rightful heir to the house and they won't accept you or something. Maybe your name just isn't complicated enough. Doesn't matter. What matters is that you get to slap some rich women in the face until they get all swollen and bloody. And that is truly the american dream.

Also, I guess the game was only in japanese text for a while because according to the homepage, the english version launched a few days ago. I didn't see a topic about this and if there is, I don't know how I could've missed it. I'm always looking to slap some rich jerks.

http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php?lang=en

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What.

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Hahahahaha

    This is amazing.

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  • GilderGilder Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    What.

    I expect this reaction from many people. In fact, that was my reaction. But then I got to the last stage. "What" does not describe the last battle. Nothing can prepare you for it. Nothing.

  • ZxerolZxerol The fullest, most luscious beard. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Haha, I remember linking to this from SA's awful daily link.

    That grandma is fucking SCARY.

  • IShallRiseAgainIShallRiseAgain Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I declare this the most politically correct game EVER!!! It even calls the fight a "womanly fight".

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This looks amazing.

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this is a strange thing

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "She's going to slap you!"

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  • XantusXantus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    its like poetry in motion. motion across your face.

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  • slurpeepoopslurpeepoop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is the greatest game ever.

    I got up to Jabba, all locked in the door. She straight knocked my ass out with one straight punch.


    EDIT: I DEMAND that this game is put on the DS.



  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User
    edited August 2007
    This game is nice. Too bad they don't release this for the DS.

    [Edit] Beated on the DS sentiment.

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Alrighty guys. My girlfriend's computer is displaying the flash box as a big "UNDEFINED". What do we do?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stigma wrote: »
    Alrighty guys. My girlfriend's computer is displaying the flash box as a big "UNDEFINED". What do we do?

    If I've learned anything from video games you have to slap her across the face.

  • TelemachusTelemachus uncomfy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    gasp! It's free?! I saw this on gametrailers and I thought it was another inappropriate DS title. I secretly really wanted to play it but couldn't justify paying money to do so. I'm excited!


    Ah ha ha ha! "She's going to slap you!" I love this game so much.

  • MetaHybridMetaHybrid Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm getting slapped hard on the last fight, even on the easy setting.

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Try just countering for a while 'til you've evened things up. Lowers the risk that she'll counter on you.

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, I was fine getting up to the last fight. got hit like once on each fight, then the last fight I'm like, HOW DO I HIT HER! IT"S NOT WORKING!

    lose.

    countering on the last fight is harder because she blocks her face with her arm, but hitting her is almost harder because you have to swipe so fast.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, but they'll counter your counter counter.

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  • mr_ekimmr_ekim Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I almost feel that this game would be TOO easy on the DS. I just tried this game last week on my Tablet PC and completely destroyed it, even on the hardest mode.

    Also, if you slap the top of the left cheek of the first girl, under the left eye of the second girl, and just under the chin of the maid, you can get a critical hit consistently.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    goddamn, old woman slapped me down hard

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This game is awesome. I'd totally pay money for it on the DS, just to show people. Some woman pisses me off and I'd pull out my DS and be like, "here, get the hint?"

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • ZtribalZtribal Registered User
    edited August 2007
    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    I am female and I fully endorse this game.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ztribal wrote: »
    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    I am female and I fully endorse this game.
    you would, face slapper

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  • AiserouAiserou Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That last battle is pure epic.

  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Great aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator? Or GREATEST aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator?

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Feels GREAT to counter, then slap the bitch for a win.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I love screaming:

    "FUCK YOU OLD BITCH! *BOOM!*"

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    NOOOOO, had her to one more hit!

    I'ma get her!

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Okay I beat her, it was a little cheap, but I beat her. Here's how:
    Spoiler:

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  • mr_ekimmr_ekim Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Great aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator? Or GREATEST aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator?

    It would be my greatest if things such as "I shall show you what for!", "Have at you!", "Yield to my savage thrashing!", and "You miserable little pile of secrets" were uttered during the fight sequence, but you can't have everything, I guess.

    Also, much love to Shih-Tzu, who was also the Mangod which single-handedly translated Cave Story.

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  • wenchkillawenchkilla Registered User
    edited August 2007
    The description is yet another comedy goldmine:
    ...This is the elegant art of feminine conflict.

    The only unfunny words in that sentence are "this is"

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is it even possible to beat the last stage?

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mr_ekim wrote: »
    Great aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator? Or GREATEST aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator?

    It would be my greatest if things such as "I shall show you what for!", "Have at you!", "Yield to my savage thrashing!", and "You miserable little pile of secrets" were uttered during the fight sequence, but you can't have everything, I guess.

    Also, much love to Shih-Tzu, who was also the Mangod which single-handedly translated Cave Story.

    Such a thing would not be womanly.

  • grrarggrrarg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They need a trailer park sequel. "Oh no you di-in't!" "Girlfriend!" "Get yo skank ass away from my babydaddy or I'll bitchslap you like yo mama's pimp!"

    If you play a game and then are able to spend pages debating with someone on the actions of a faction within that game you probably just played a pretty sweet game.
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm just like to note that while someone else said this game's easy on a tablet, it's hard to play on a touchpad.

  • XagarathXagarath Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There's apparantly some kind of super secret if you beat it on the highest difficulty setting, or something.

  • LewishamLewisham Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is SUPER HARD on a trackpad :(

  • pinatasmasherpinatasmasher Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Lewisham wrote: »
    This is SUPER HARD on a trackpad :(

    and here i thought i was the only one.:|

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