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Of guys, and the smellin of good.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    We all know the only smell that really attracts the women is money, right?

    And big penises.

    Before I go out on a date I like to rub a few big penises all over my body.

    You know, just to get the scent of them on me.

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shrimp?

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Victoria's Secret for Men 2 is so damn good.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    We all know the only smell that really attracts the women is money, right?

    And big penises.

    Before I go out on a date I like to rub a few big penises all over my body.

    You know, just to get the scent of them on me.

    I do that regardless of whether I'm going out or not.

    It's just a good time.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want to smell good but don't want to pay hundreds of dollars

    see therein lies the problem

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    i have red zone old spice stuff

    i can smell it

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TiB wrote: »
    Shrimp?

    And white wine

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    protip: most girls actually do like axe

    but more like old spice

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Spending a lot of money on cologne, to me, is the epitome of waste. I know a lot of people like it, but I just can't understand. It's cool to just like, smell clean.

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I want to smell good but don't want to pay hundreds of dollars

    see therein lies the problem

    use pennies.

    Just rub them all over you

    Better yet leave a few in your clothes so when you are getting sexy with someone they find little surprises everywhere!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    We all know the only smell that really attracts the women is money, right?

    And big penises.

    Before I go out on a date I like to rub a few big penises all over my body.

    You know, just to get the scent of them on me.

    I do that regardless of whether I'm going out or not.

    It's just a good time.

    You know how in fancy restaurants they have mints, and fresheners and fancy smelling soaps, and the dude in there to help you out?

    That dude should be naked and have a huge penis.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    All this old spice love is just coming from the old spice commercial with Bruce Campbell in it.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Spending a lot of money on cologne, to me, is the epitome of waste. I know a lot of people like it, but I just can't understand. It's cool to just like, smell clean.

    That doesn't work, cause then you smell like nothing

    And smell is very closely linked to memory, so if you smell like something women like to smell you're more likely to remember you than if you smell like nothing

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    TiB wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I want to smell good but don't want to pay hundreds of dollars

    see therein lies the problem

    use penises.

    Just rub them all over you

    Better yet leave a few in your clothes so when you are getting sexy with someone they find little surprises everywhere!

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    We all know the only smell that really attracts the women is money, right?

    And big penises.

    Before I go out on a date I like to rub a few big penises all over my body.

    You know, just to get the scent of them on me.

    I do that regardless of whether I'm going out or not.

    It's just a good time.

    You know how in fancy restaurants they have mints, and fresheners and fancy smelling soaps, and the dude in there to help you out?

    That dude should be naked and have a huge penis.

    If you get desperate, just chill out by the urinals and keep sneaking a peak.

    I'm sure someone will be alright with you rubbing there dong on your shirt.

    I know I wouldn't mind.

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Calvin Klein Eternity worked for me when I had it

    I think I'm going to get Armani Code next

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    actually filler old spice existed before bruce campbell endorsed it

    did you know that?

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I want to smell good but don't want to pay hundreds of dollars

    see therein lies the problem

    use penises.

    Just rub them all over you

    Better yet leave a few in your clothes so when you are getting sexy with someone they find little surprises everywhere!

    I think this joke has already been made but... alright

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    actually filler old spice existed before bruce campbell endorsed it

    did you know that?

    Yeah, they gave us sticks of it during our sex ed class in fifth grade.

    Most of us used it to write stuff on the black top.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    haha what the hell filler

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    I rub myself with thousand dollar bills.

    Ladies.

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Spending a lot of money on cologne, to me, is the epitome of waste. I know a lot of people like it, but I just can't understand. It's cool to just like, smell clean.

    That doesn't work, cause then you smell like nothing

    And smell is very closely linked to memory, so if you smell like something women like to smell you're more likely to remember you than if you smell like nothing

    I want women to remember me for saying awesome and ridiculous things

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    There are never enough cock jokes.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    are you guys talking about cologne for basic daily use

    or for more special occasions or something more selective

    because i dunno if daily use seems a bit much i mean maybe it does but it would be alright to really give yourself a recognisable scent maybe and special occasions arent gonna do anythin for that

    Air on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    We all know the only smell that really attracts the women is money, right?

    And big penises.

    Before I go out on a date I like to rub a few big penises all over my body.

    You know, just to get the scent of them on me.

    I do that regardless of whether I'm going out or not.

    It's just a good time.

    You know how in fancy restaurants they have mints, and fresheners and fancy smelling soaps, and the dude in there to help you out?

    That dude should be naked and have a huge penis.

    If you get desperate, just chill out by the urinals and keep sneaking a peak.

    I'm sure someone will be alright with you rubbing there dong on your shirt.

    I know I wouldn't mind.

    Yeah, but the wait might be long if the penises aren't.

    Small penis doesn't smell as good as big penis.

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I rub myself with thousand dollar bills.

    Ladies.


    Arrrgghh that Ladies made it worse

    TiB on
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Spending a lot of money on cologne, to me, is the epitome of waste. I know a lot of people like it, but I just can't understand. It's cool to just like, smell clean.

    That doesn't work, cause then you smell like nothing

    And smell is very closely linked to memory, so if you smell like something women like to smell you're more likely to remember you than if you smell like nothing

    I want women to remember me for saying awesome and ridiculous things

    Ya, but if you know the right smell, you can make a chick horny the INSTANT she smells you

    Staleghoti on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It was sex ed/your body is changing.

    We were fuckin 11. We didn't care how we smelt, but we did care about people knowing that 4 sticks of old spice could spell out a rather large penis over the basket ball court.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    I use old spice deodorant, and have for many many years, and have always received compliments on how I smell

    except for when I'm gassy

    but that's not the deodorant's fault

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    geez rank way to crush my heart

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Spending a lot of money on cologne, to me, is the epitome of waste. I know a lot of people like it, but I just can't understand. It's cool to just like, smell clean.

    That doesn't work, cause then you smell like nothing

    And smell is very closely linked to memory, so if you smell like something women like to smell you're more likely to remember you than if you smell like nothing

    I want women to remember me for saying awesome and ridiculous things

    Ya, but if you know the right smell, you can make a chick horny the INSTANT she smells you

    Man that seems like such a low opinion of women. Like they'll just smell something and go crazy and start sucking you off.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    All I can think of right now is that scene from Ocean's 13.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    geez rank way to crush my heart

    I crushed your what with the how now?

    You on your period, rainydoo? You seem awfully sensitive today.

    Go sit on the couch, I'll rub your feet.

    I'll make you feel like a natural woman.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think I'll be getting some old spice deodorant after my current one runs out


    apparently I'm using Gillette

    it smells average

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    are you guys talking about cologne for basic daily use

    or for more special occasions or something more selective

    because i dunno if daily use seems a bit much i mean maybe it does but it would be alright to really give yourself a recognisable scent maybe and special occasions arent gonna do anythin for that

    See, that's when you have multiple colognes. Have one as your everyday cologne, like I do with Envy, then use the other two for special occasions.

    Smell good everyday and differentiate yourself.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Spending a lot of money on cologne, to me, is the epitome of waste. I know a lot of people like it, but I just can't understand. It's cool to just like, smell clean.

    That doesn't work, cause then you smell like nothing

    And smell is very closely linked to memory, so if you smell like something women like to smell you're more likely to remember you than if you smell like nothing

    I want women to remember me for saying awesome and ridiculous things

    Ya, but if you know the right smell, you can make a chick horny the INSTANT she smells you

    Man that seems like such a low opinion of women. Like they'll just smell something and go crazy and start sucking you off.

    No no, nothing that intense.

    But just imagine a woman "*sniff sniff* something smells like Riotcow... oh man he was so clever last time we were together- THERE HE IS, I KNEW HE WAS THERE CAUSE I SMELLED HIS SCENT, and because of that I remembered how clever he was and how much I like that, I think I'll sleep with him."

    that's exactly how it works, every time

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Spending a lot of money on cologne, to me, is the epitome of waste. I know a lot of people like it, but I just can't understand. It's cool to just like, smell clean.

    That doesn't work, cause then you smell like nothing

    And smell is very closely linked to memory, so if you smell like something women like to smell you're more likely to remember you than if you smell like nothing

    I want women to remember me for saying awesome and ridiculous things

    Ya, but if you know the right smell, you can make a chick horny the INSTANT she smells you

    Man that seems like such a low opinion of women. Like they'll just smell something and go crazy and start sucking you off.

    Well, whenever I smell my ex's perfume, one from 9th grade, I still think of her.

    So it's pretty effective.

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    i hate smells

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn, you're kind of a girl. Clear this up for us. Does a dude that smells good make him more likely to get to do things with your yucky parts?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    smell is very closely tied to memory

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