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Who DOESN'T love hello kitty underwear?

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh.

    oh.

    This is like decorative soap.

    I get it.

    mcp on
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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Why wouldn't he be allowed to touch the towels?

    The only girls I've ever lived with have been my sister and mom, that was 8 years ago and I don't remember there being any rules about towels.

    Educate me on this.

    Here's how it works (and this applies to all stuff, not just towells). If you're careful, you can avoid this.

    If it's hers, you can't touch it. You're a nasty man thing with boy-cooties and it doesn't matter how many times you put your impaler in her spongehole, you are not allowed to touch her stuff, especially hygeinically.

    If it's yours, it's hers.

    DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    isn't heavystine of the female persuasion

    Females are very persuasive indeed.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's the dumbest thing I've read all day.

    mcp on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Females are only persuasive if they have a big rack you can see. Otherwise, "blah blah blah". I'm saying boobie pics plz.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my mom occasionally tells me that i got the bathroom sink wet again

    ...

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    spray her room with a hose

    mrpaku on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Females are only persuasive if they have a big rack you can see. Otherwise, "blah blah blah". I'm saying boobie pics plz.
    but what if she turns out to be like uglytits.jpg?

    Druhim on
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    my mom occasionally tells me that i got the bathroom sink wet again

    ...
    Ahahaha

    Once, my mom complained that I got the shower wet.

    I was all like, `It's a fucking shower mom.'

    mcp on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Screw up like shooting a man in cold blood or what?

    I think this is just for the most heiunous of crimes like corruption, taking bribes and whatnot.

    article says it's for petty misdemeanours
    Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late — among other misdemeanors

    is it too hard to read the second paragraph or something

    I don't go to internet forums to be forced to read words, god damn it

    TheySlashThem on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Thaox wrote: »
    I don't usually read yahoo "news" but something caught my eye this morning....

    capt27d4ff0bf9144b4ab22fcbf05ec4bc0.hello_kitty_cops_ny112.jpg

    yeah.... Apparently when you're a cop in Thailand and you screw up they brand you as a screwup by making you wear, in the style of fascists, an armband. Only this arm band is supe pinku numba 1 chibi and ever so kawaii!


    "BANGKOK, Thailand - Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday."

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070806/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hello_kitty_cops

    That's...uh...not an armband.

    The Geek on
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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yeah, that's what i was saying

    fun fact: one of the central mechanisms in any dystopia is a culture of shame, because if you feel not good enough (winston compares himself and his fellow party members to the Oceanic ideal in nineteen eighty-four) then you probably won't want to rebel


    blurgh, there's more to that but i just woke up

    we are agreeing ori

    from different angles

    converging

    yes

    i'm actually reading 1984 right now

    because i have to read both this and a handmaid's tale today and then write a paper on them

    yay

    I did that last year. It was pretty sweet.

    The Cheese on
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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Me and my mom never did get along again after that fight about me using the decorative towles.

    turtleant on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    spray her room with a hose
    i nearly spit my tea at the screen

    thanks

    Faricazy on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    spray her room with a hose
    i nearly spit my tea at the screen

    thanks

    later you can be all "sorry about the sink, mom, but at least i didn't go fucknut crazy and cause a couple grand in property damage like last time"

    mrpaku on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Thaox wrote: »
    I don't usually read yahoo "news" but something caught my eye this morning....

    capt27d4ff0bf9144b4ab22fcbf05ec4bc0.hello_kitty_cops_ny112.jpg

    yeah.... Apparently when you're a cop in Thailand and you screw up they brand you as a screwup by making you wear, in the style of fascists, an armband. Only this arm band is supe pinku numba 1 chibi and ever so kawaii!


    "BANGKOK, Thailand - Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday."

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070806/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hello_kitty_cops

    That's...uh...not an armband.

    again, if you read the article

    it's a file photo of a dude wearing a hk mask, not a police officer

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Females are only persuasive if they have a big rack you can see. Otherwise, "blah blah blah". I'm saying boobie pics plz.
    but what if she turns out to be like uglytits.jpg?

    It is hard to judge whether the comedic fallout from that mess was enough to balance out the mental scarring of seeing uglytits. Ugh.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    orik what if I can't read?

    What then?

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    "Son, you got a pantie on your head"

    Dorktron9000 on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    orik what if I can't read?

    What then?

    Then you're good at pressing random keys on your keyboard.

    Astonishingly good.

    PotU on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Screw up like shooting a man in cold blood or what?

    I think this is just for the most heiunous of crimes like corruption, taking bribes and whatnot.

    article says it's for petty misdemeanours
    Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late — among other misdemeanors

    is it too hard to read the second paragraph or something

    I don't go to internet forums to be forced to read words, god damn it

    Hell, I didn't even click the link.

    Dynagrip on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Screw up like shooting a man in cold blood or what?

    I think this is just for the most heiunous of crimes like corruption, taking bribes and whatnot.

    ...

    Yeah, I'm sure this will learn them.

    its thailand. I think its considered a crime NOT to take a bribe as a police officer.

    Wren on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    orik what if I can't read?

    What then?

    Then you're good at pressing random keys on your keyboard.

    Astonishingly good.

    I've had a lot of practice.

    Trying to blend into society.

    Hiding my illiteracy.

    It's extra hard here on the internet.

    Well, I guess it's easy on most of the internet, but harder here.

    Jordyn on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    orik what if I can't read?

    What then?

    Then you're good at pressing random keys on your keyboard.

    Astonishingly good.

    I've had a lot of practice.

    Trying to blend into society.

    Hiding my illiteracy.

    It's extra hard here on the internet.

    Well, I guess it's easy on most of the internet, but harder here.

    so do you just guess at what people are saying in return

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    orik what if I can't read?

    What then?

    Then you're good at pressing random keys on your keyboard.

    Astonishingly good.

    I've had a lot of practice.

    Trying to blend into society.

    Hiding my illiteracy.

    It's extra hard here on the internet.

    Well, I guess it's easy on most of the internet, but harder here.

    so do you just guess at what people are saying in return

    diafoaoojklasmawe. fuioeankfns?


    ...nfieahnasdasu! fiaodiasj. :|

    TheySlashThem on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No, we're out of soda.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    No, we're out of soda.

    HAIBDJK ABUADKW NADB! :x

    TheySlashThem on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    No, we're out of soda.

    while an intriguing point, i think you're failing to take into account the political situation in rhode island

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ori, I really don't see the need to bring my mother into this.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    there are bicycles in the blender

    whatever will the marmosets do?

    TheySlashThem on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i hate decorative towels

    Kovak on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i hate decorative towels

    they really are terrible

    TheySlashThem on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dude, I actually own a pair of hello kitty underwear.

    Trillian on

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Dude, I actually own a pair of hello kitty underwear.

    [creepyinternetguy]Hot![/creepyinternetguy]

    TheySlashThem on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh my god Trillian do you wear them over your vagina

    Tell us all about your bras too please

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn is the creepiest dude on the internet

    hitting on all the ladies

    wooing them with DCAU screencaps

    seizing as a mating dance

    TheySlashThem on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mantits or gtfo

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guess I can stick around then

    TheySlashThem on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i'm flat as a board

    a washboard, actually

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    :winky:

    Trillian on

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