people are dumbasses but they're probably not going to be unable to react if some kid brakes a little hard in front of them or whatever.
Also the key to good driving is overreacting to everything
if a dude cuts you off on the freeway you best be throwin' a fit
Oh for fuck's sake. Don't listen to this man. If you drive like this get off the fucking road and practice in a parking lot, industrial park or (in my case) mental hospital complex. You need to get used to driving around first before you start driving on busy streets, jumping on your breaks or blocking traffic.
I learned how to drive, as I said, in a mental hospital. My father brought me there and the whole place was like a model town complete with stop signs, yeild signs, one-way streets and parking lots but NO CARS as it used to be some kind of university and has been converted into a facility for mentally troubled persons, who were mostly inside their buildings. Once I seemed to get the hang of it my father told me to drive back home on the main road and I improved from there.
Don't learn from your mother. Moms can't turn off that part of their brain that wants to protect their baby. They are going to tell you to drive 10mph under the limit, stop and wave cars through when you have the right of way and are going to want you to hit the breaks a good 200 feet before you approach a stop-light (and hiss when they think you're stopping too short). There are teachers that can help you and friends/siblings, which I'm sure would be more than happy. My friend helped me learn manual transmission and it was a very pleasant and calm experience.
FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
of course you have to start learning to drive in a goddamn parking lot
i just meant that he doesn't have to be so nervous about driving because he's going to make mistakes and they will probably not be fatal
i was serious about the overreacting thing though
if you are in a line of cars and the light turns yellow and you are the first one that didn't make it through you should get out and start screaming at the guy behind you
I don't get your reasoning. If you're at a light that goes red before you can get through... you go road-rage on the guy behind you? This will either get you beat to shit, reported to the cops or just looked at like the asshole you are.
Maybe I'm not getting the context but the worst I ever do to people on the road is honk at them. I don't need the bullshit that comes with overreacting and acting like a fucking asshole. There are enough people that do that already.
to Larlar: I explained it. It was a close-by and very excellent place to learn.
Another good place would be a quiet, residential neighborhood so long as you keep an eye out for kids and pets.
I don't get your reasoning. If you're at a light that goes red before you can get through... you go road-rage on the guy behind you? This will either get you beat to shit, reported to the cops or just looked at like the asshole you are.
Maybe I'm not getting the context but the worst I ever do to people on the road is honk at them. I don't need the bullshit that comes with overreacting and acting like a fucking asshole. There are enough people that do that already.
to Larlar: I explained it. It was a close-by and very excellent place to learn.
I uh
I'm pretty sure he's not serious, man
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edited August 2007
Looks like they let you out of the mental hospital a bit too soon.
I don't get your reasoning. If you're at a light that goes red before you can get through... you go road-rage on the guy behind you? This will either get you beat to shit, reported to the cops or just looked at like the asshole you are.
Maybe I'm not getting the context but the worst I ever do to people on the road is honk at them. I don't need the bullshit that comes with overreacting and acting like a fucking asshole. There are enough people that do that already.
to Larlar: I explained it. It was a close-by and very excellent place to learn.
i just want to point out
if youre not driving a manual
youre not driving at all
you giant pussy
just because I don't use a clutch doesn't automatically strip me of my manhood...
maybe you should read the car manual again
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
Yes, Kantankeris, I was being very genuine when I said that you should throw fits on the freeway and scream at people while you're waiting for a green.
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Larlarconsecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPAmod
edited August 2007
I tried driving my VCR manual to work yesterday but it wouldn't let me in.
Yes, Kantankeris, I was being very genuine when I said that you should throw fits on the freeway and scream at people while you're waiting for a green.
i just want to point out
if youre not driving a manual
youre not driving at all
you giant pussy
just because I don't use a clutch doesn't automatically strip me of my manhood...
maybe you should read the car manual again
well...from what I can see between my legs, it hasn't happened...and what's there is still bigger than any stick shift I've ever seen.
I can tell you'll do well here
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edited August 2007
I just want to add that if your definition of what is and is not a man is predicated on what type of transmission you have in your vehicle, your life is probably a shallow and miserable one.
I just want to add that if your definition of what is and is not a man is predicated on what type of transmission you have in your vehicle, your life is probably a shallow and miserable one.
It’s all about the mustache.
Precisely...I'm going for the Paul-Rudd-In-Anchorman-Look:
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
Yes, Kantankeris, I was being very genuine when I said that you should throw fits on the freeway and scream at people while you're waiting for a green.
I still don't quite get you sir.
This seems a silly thing to do.
Explain further.
Well when I'm getting ready for a long road trip, I start off by drinking a pint of moonshine and having a BLT. Then when I'm getting in the car I sit down and meditate for six minutes and then smoke just like five dimes of PCP in a row and then drive with my knees, operating the pedals with a broomstick and nothing else
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited August 2007
behold
awesome
less awesome
way awesome
way not
rad awesome
hahaha kill yourself
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I just want to add that if your definition of what is and is not a man is predicated on what type of transmission you have in your vehicle, your life is probably a shallow and miserable one.
It’s all about the mustache.
Precisely...I'm going for the Paul-Rudd-In-Anchorman-Look:
my dad had that same mustache all through the 70s
it is balls awesome
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
once I dated a guy who had sXe tattooed on the inside of his lower fucking lip
automatic drivers are all 'ooh look at me, im too stupid and gay to drive a real car'
as opposed to "Look at me, I've got a male model as an avatar to make people think I'm trying to be funny...when I'm actually just very deep in the closet..."
I imagine you probably drive a manual Geo-Metro...
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once I dated a guy who had sXe tattooed on the inside of his lower fucking lip
If you didn't break up with him right when you found that out, I've lost like 120 pounds of raw beefy respect for you. We'd be venturing into negative beef territory.
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Oh for fuck's sake. Don't listen to this man. If you drive like this get off the fucking road and practice in a parking lot, industrial park or (in my case) mental hospital complex. You need to get used to driving around first before you start driving on busy streets, jumping on your breaks or blocking traffic.
I learned how to drive, as I said, in a mental hospital. My father brought me there and the whole place was like a model town complete with stop signs, yeild signs, one-way streets and parking lots but NO CARS as it used to be some kind of university and has been converted into a facility for mentally troubled persons, who were mostly inside their buildings. Once I seemed to get the hang of it my father told me to drive back home on the main road and I improved from there.
Don't learn from your mother. Moms can't turn off that part of their brain that wants to protect their baby. They are going to tell you to drive 10mph under the limit, stop and wave cars through when you have the right of way and are going to want you to hit the breaks a good 200 feet before you approach a stop-light (and hiss when they think you're stopping too short). There are teachers that can help you and friends/siblings, which I'm sure would be more than happy. My friend helped me learn manual transmission and it was a very pleasant and calm experience.
i just meant that he doesn't have to be so nervous about driving because he's going to make mistakes and they will probably not be fatal
i was serious about the overreacting thing though
if you are in a line of cars and the light turns yellow and you are the first one that didn't make it through you should get out and start screaming at the guy behind you
a tail is like a butt arm
endless possibilities with buttarms
O_o
*opens mouth to speak*
Nevermind.
Maybe I'm not getting the context but the worst I ever do to people on the road is honk at them. I don't need the bullshit that comes with overreacting and acting like a fucking asshole. There are enough people that do that already.
to Larlar: I explained it. It was a close-by and very excellent place to learn.
Another good place would be a quiet, residential neighborhood so long as you keep an eye out for kids and pets.
I uh
I'm pretty sure he's not serious, man
....or is he...
if youre not driving a manual
youre not driving at all
you giant pussy
I drive an automatic and I don't consider myself a pussy...just because I don't use a clutch doesn't automatically strip me of my manhood...
I assume you're the type that believes the bigger the car/truck the bigger the man?
hahaha I suck
They didn't let me out. I snuck out in the garbage among the empty packages of peanut-butter crackers and prescription bottles.
I still don't quite get you sir.
This seems a silly thing to do.
Explain further.
well...from what I can see between my legs, it hasn't happened...and what's there is still bigger than any stick shift I've ever seen.
It’s all about the mustache.
driving automatic isn't driving
you are just the meat puppet
cut out the middleman and just let the car drive itself you automatic fag
Precisely...I'm going for the Paul-Rudd-In-Anchorman-Look:
no they're not
Well when I'm getting ready for a long road trip, I start off by drinking a pint of moonshine and having a BLT. Then when I'm getting in the car I sit down and meditate for six minutes and then smoke just like five dimes of PCP in a row and then drive with my knees, operating the pedals with a broomstick and nothing else
awesome
less awesome
way awesome
way not
rad awesome
hahaha kill yourself
my dad had that same mustache all through the 70s
it is balls awesome
hahahaha you suck so bad for admitting that
your priorities are all fucked up
this is what makes a man
as opposed to "Look at me, I've got a male model as an avatar to make people think I'm trying to be funny...when I'm actually just very deep in the closet..."
I imagine you probably drive a manual Geo-Metro...
If you didn't break up with him right when you found that out, I've lost like 120 pounds of raw beefy respect for you. We'd be venturing into negative beef territory.
"God, it's like you're allergic to pussy or something. I'm out."